I cant think of any myself right now but what are some lyircs you constantly misheard untill one day your ass was like "lol ohhh THATS what they said..."

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Ive no idea what Missy Elliot sings during the chorus of Work It. U know which bit I mean?!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

no one can understand her anyway, lol

Christopher said:

Prince's Erotic City. The part where he says "All of my hangups are gone". I thought he was saying "Hold my hand, I'm so cold". I like his version better.

my sister used to sing along to the backstreet boys as "ain't nuthin' but a big steak" when of course it was "ain't nuthin but a mistake"

What about that song...ehhmm... Dr.DRE and REDMAN, I think... The Album 2003, "Housewife"...?
How does the chorus and 1 verse go...?
Something "but U can never make a ho a housewife.."

In the "Sign O´the times" movie just before
"If I was your girlfriend" starts & Cat is laying
on the bed looking sexy talking on the phone
& say:He wants 2 settle down.I wanna know why a wolf is
dressed up like a lamb"
When I saw the movie I thought she said:
" I wanna know why I woke up dressed up like a lamb"
& that would B why Prince wore that white lamb-like
coat on.I was 13 & just figured that Prince was just
wierd as usual & thought nothing more about that.
/peace Manki

manki said:

LOL that's a cool story!
I loved the words about Lambs, and "if this coat was real wool, it would have taken..." in the Rave Album cover...That was so sweet,

manki said:

Christopher said:

Long ago and far away there was a big hit called "Billy don't be a Hero".. well my brother thought it funny to sing "Felix don't be a hero" all summer long on vacation till I got back home and got into a fight with my best friend over the name of the guy in the song.. thanks Jimmie!! what are brother's for, anyway!

LOL...ask my ex-girlfriend about this one. She was CONSTANTLY correcting my song lyrics

When Doves Cry
"...maybe I'm just like my father--two-FOLD" (As in, 'I'm like my dad, times 2)

Disco Inferno
"...everybody go to school"

The Holy River
"I've been in the kitchen like a fist on the wall"

Staying Alive"
"We've been trying to understand/New York has the baseball games."

Finess said:

Ive posted this be4, but I used 2 think Prince sang, 'oh my bollocks size go up a couple of notch' in Pheremone!

the Go~Go's "Our Lips Are Sealed": apparently some people thought they were singing "ALEX THE SEAL" :CONFUSE: :LOL:

Morris Day "Oak Tree" : My dad thought they were saying "O'tay".

Chico319 said:

lol those are lovely mishaps

and i should mention while the videos on tv...that justin timberlake song cry me a river...at first i thought he said "your just a bird" or course its "your bridges were burned"...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

ohhh my cousin played me that part on 12 inch backward i dont remember it to well..but it was something like "its your thing so just work it"( i had drank that night forgive me i dont remember it well)

DudeDrops said:

DudeDrops said:

I still sing it this way sometimes when I'm not thinking. It's very hard to break a habit that one has had for so many years.

Savage Garden - I Want You (chorus) & Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Till You Get Enough (beginning esp)

I didn't know they were singing actual words. I just thought they were kind of humming along with the music.

Natsume said:

lol

In "Invisible Touch" by Genesis or Phil Collins I thought he said "She's just a hot girl invisible talks shit" but I'm still not sure what he says, but I know he says "Invisible touch" instead of "talks shit"

Janfriend said:

U wouldnt be far wrong. Phil Collins does talk shit a lot of the time.

Limp Bizkit - 'Break Stuff':

Durst sings(?):
'I think you better quit,
Or you'll be a neighbour with a fat lip'

I always thought he said:
'I think you better quit,
Or you'll be a nigger with a fat lip'

and I wasn't really surprised about that either since I think Durst is a low life, white trash piece of shit!

I am notoriously awful with lyrics.

In DMSR- "Jamie Starr's a QUEEF!"

Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean"- "She told me her name was Billie Jean and she goes to school."

Michael Jackson's "Heal the World"- "Heal the world, make it a better place, for you and for me and the entire UNIVRASE." WTF? I thought he was trying to rhyme "universe" with "place."

The worst of all is in Janet's "When I Think of You," when she sings "I'm...so..in..love" I thought she was singing "I'm...coun..ting...lines."

J Geils Band - Centerfold

They sing: My angel is the centerfold
I heard: My anus is the centre hole

David Bowie - Time

He sings: I had so many breakthroughs
I heard: I had so many grapefruits.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

She's saying...


"it'z yur fra-ma-nem plan-yet fu-mu
it'z yur fra-ma-nem plan-yet fu-mu"


It's just the line "I put my thang down,flip it and reverse it" in reverse.

Usher's U Got It Bad

What he said:

When you feel it in your body
You found somebody who
Makes you change your ways
Like hanging wit' your crew

What I heard:

Like you were Witchie Poo

"Face Down"

Prince sings


Break the Bread I Earn


I heard


Break the Baretta Urn



I even looked up "Baretta" on some search engine and
thought "Who the fuck was this Baretta dude?".

***Back in '78,when Chaka Khan came out with her hit "I'm Every Woman",I thought she was really singing "BEHIND EVERY WOMAN"...lol...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

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i think it's just the line that comes before it, only backwards. ("...put my thing down, flip it and reverse it.")