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Wesley Willis Dead! Damn that's too bad, I was a big fan of this guy. If you've never been headbutted by this guy you haven't lived! I knew it was inevitable that his career would come to a tragic end, but I suppose it could've ended on a much more bitter note. Rest In Peace Wesley! Rock over London rock on Chicago, United is the only way to fly!  
Wesley Willis Dead at 40 [Posted Friday, August 22nd, 2003 18:06:00 Pitchfork Central Time] Ryan Schreiber reports: Alternative Tentacles has reported that Chicago's most prolific street singer, Wesley Willis, peacefully passed away yesterday evening in his hometown. Willis, who suffered from schizophrenia and Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia, was brought to a Chicago hospital to undergo emergency surgery at the beginning of June to supress some internal bleeding, but his health had reportedly been deteriorating since. He was 40 years old. Wesley Willis' recordings were strikingly unique, a textbook example of what music journalist Irwin Chusid has termed "outsider music" due to its similarities to outsider and folk art. Willis began to gain national recognition for his unusual songs-- on which he was often notoriously backed only by a Casio keyboard-- that routinely paid homage to musicians whose work he appreciated. He managed to score minor hits in the early-to-mid 90s with two of these, "Alanis Morissette" and "Kurt Cobain". Jello Biafra-- ex-Dead Kennedys mouthpiece, Alternative Tentacles founder and dear friend to Wesley-- stated in a press release today that Willis "will go down as one of the most unique songwriters and entertainment personalities in history. His music, lyrics, drawings, insight and the way he put them together are like no one else. Ever. There will never be another." Willis recorded more than fifty full-length albums for various labels during his lifetime, the most recent of which, Full Heavy Metal Jacket, was released via the Artist Workshop label in 2001. He has also released two greatest hits CDs, with a third volume due out on Alternative Tentacles in October. Yeah it went something like that. [This message was edited Sat Aug 23 18:27:51 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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do you see that blck dot in the middle of his forehead? It comes from headbutting butting people. If you approached him he would headbutt you and go rraahhh! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said:
do you see that blck dot in the middle of his forehead? It comes from headbutting butting people. If you approached him he would headbutt you and go rraahhh! Too many butts.  | |
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Scream, Dracula, Scream! You are an educated rapper You can really rap your ass off You can really knock it out You are the greatest one of all Eazy E Eazy E Eazy E Eazy E Keep on playing that rap music Keep on moving on the jack move Jam harder like a magikist Rock harder like a magikist Eazy E Eazy E Eazy E Eazy E Rock, rap and roll will never die The music will pick you up The jam session will rock your artwork Rap, rock and roll will entertain your artistic talent Eazy E Eazy E Eazy E Eazy E Diet Pepsi, uh-huh | |
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Found on Rock Power, Rush Hour and Greatest Hits Batman got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me calling me a bum I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman thought he was bad He was a fucking asshole in the first place He got knocked to the floor I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor I got back up and knocked him to the floor He was being such a jackoff I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass I wupped Batman's ass Wheaties, breakfast of champions | |
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Found on Mr. Magoo Goes to Jail Vol. 1 I am a cocaine addict I do a lot of drugs I smoke crack as I speak I get my kicks doing dope I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke my crack pipe every day I have a good time at it I jack my mother for dope money I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed When the police pulled up, I was doomed I was arrested for possession of a controlled substance I was taken to the metal clink I was nothing but a loser I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed Ford, quality is job one | |
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rock over london, rock on chicago... the exclusive company, say it with me!
--gm-- i....feel.... cold as a razorblade, tight as a tourniquet, dry as a funeral drum...... | |
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sounds all very performance art 2 me
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Wasn't he that guy who sang about sucking doggie's dicks and other sexual acts amongst the animal kingdom? NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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NWF said: Wasn't he that guy who sang about sucking doggie's dicks and other sexual acts amongst the animal kingdom?
WHAT THE F...??? Now u KNOW someone's GOTTA post THOSE freakin lyrics!!! | |
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Play that rock lead guitar Rock it like a magikist Rock and roll is the joyride music Whip that snow leopard's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Play that Westone guitar Rock it to the break of dawn Rock in on the mic in front of 50,000 people Rock the jam session on Saddam Hussein Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Play the rock solo as hard as you can Make the crowd roar like a tidal wave Rock the jam session on a good free will Whip the hell out of that snow leopard's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass Rock Saddam Hussein's ass | |
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bananacologne said: NWF said: Wasn't he that guy who sang about sucking doggie's dicks and other sexual acts amongst the animal kingdom?
WHAT THE F...??? Now u KNOW someone's GOTTA post THOSE freakin lyrics!!! Lick a camel's ass Lick a moose's dick Suck my doggy's cock Suck a honey badger's ass Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck a racehorse's bootyhole Suck a snow leopard's ass Suck a ?? dog's dick Suck my doberman pincher's cock Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck a ?? dick Suck a llama's balls Suck a jackass's dick Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk! Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick | |
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That's sad to hear about Willis' passing. I definitely laughed at some of his records. He performed at my college (the University of Michigan) 2 years ago and it was sold out. He was definitely beloved by a lot of midwestern college kids. My favorite song by him was "Bill Clinton" and "Casper The Homosexual Friendly Ghost"! Funny stuff. RoCk OvEr LoNdOn! RocK On ChiCaGo! HahA! R.I.P. Wesley. | |
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I still have to agree with Bud Gaugh that the worst fuckin thing Wesley could have done was fire his band the wesley willis fiasco.
But, whatever. It doesn't matter now. Wesley, we loved you like a magic gift. Keep on rocking on the jam session. Taco Bell, make a run for the border. Keep your headphones on. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: bananacologne said: NWF said: Wasn't he that guy who sang about sucking doggie's dicks and other sexual acts amongst the animal kingdom?
WHAT THE F...??? Now u KNOW someone's GOTTA post THOSE freakin lyrics!!! Lick a camel's ass Lick a moose's dick Suck my doggy's cock Suck a honey badger's ass Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck a racehorse's bootyhole Suck a snow leopard's ass Suck a ?? dog's dick Suck my doberman pincher's cock Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck a ?? dick Suck a llama's balls Suck a jackass's dick Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk! Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick Suck my dog's dick 
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huh? is this a joke? The Prince.org Photo Album http://www.purplehouse.nl...ery/Jacqui | |
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wuess what this one is called. 
McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to the music People flock here to get down to the rock music Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds McDonalds will make you fat They serve Big Macs They serve Quarter-Pounders They will put pounds on you Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds McDonalds hamburgers are the worst They are worse than Burger King A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Wheaties, breakfast of champions "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell | |
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along the same lines as "I Smoke Weed"
My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
Found on Rock 'N' Roll Jackflash My mother is a dope fiend My mother smokes paraphenelia as I speak My mother buys cocaine from a dope man She loves to smoke that crack pipe My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smoked that crack like a cigar She had a good time at it She jacks my brother for dope money She does it by threatening him with a Smith & Wesson My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks At 11:00 PM, the police came to my mother's house to eject her They arrested my mother for possession of a controlled substance My mother was taken to the metal clink They locked her up for being a loser My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks My mother smokes crack rocks Remco, it's the go-ahead-and-get-it store "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell | |
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My Personal Favorite.
Oprah Winfrey
Found on Rock Power You are a movie star You are a rich woman You are a talk show queen You are so sweet as Domino sugar Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey You are so pretty like a flower You are a cute woman You are a smart woman You can really flap your yap off Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey You are too good to be true You so talented doing the Oprah Winfrey Show You can really make an honest dollar at Harpo Studios Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Oprah Winfrey Johnny Rockets, it's the original hamburger "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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NWF said: Wasn't he that guy who sang about sucking doggie's dicks and other sexual acts amongst the animal kingdom?
No, that was a song from The Truth. I think you're confusing this with the "Prince: Music and More" forum. Wesley Willis' music might seem like weirdo performance art to the uninitiated, but the truth of the matter is, he was the real thing. He was throwing the randomness of his imagination out there, and sometimes it was silly, sometimes it was bizarre, sometimes it was violent, sometimes it was just kinda...umm...mmmkay, YEAH. But it was all sincere, and he didn't have a disingenuous bone in his big fat body. His pen and ink drawings were absolutely amazing - if you go to any of his fansites or even amazon.com, you'll see the drawings as covers for some of his albums. He was a unique creature, and everyone who's ever met him has only had the most loving things to say about him. RIP, big guy...kick that angel ass. | |
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Anxiety said: NWF said: Wasn't he that guy who sang about sucking doggie's dicks and other sexual acts amongst the animal kingdom?
No, that was a song from The Truth. I think you're confusing this with the "Prince: Music and More" forum.
Wesley Willis' music might seem like weirdo performance art to the uninitiated, but the truth of the matter is, he was the real thing. He was throwing the randomness of his imagination out there, and sometimes it was silly, sometimes it was bizarre, sometimes it was violent, sometimes it was just kinda...umm...mmmkay, YEAH. But it was all sincere, and he didn't have a disingenuous bone in his big fat body. His pen and ink drawings were absolutely amazing - if you go to any of his fansites or even amazon.com, you'll see the drawings as covers for some of his albums. He was a unique creature, and everyone who's ever met him has only had the most loving things to say about him. RIP, big guy...kick that angel ass. | |
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