What if Michael Jackson were on the org? What would you say to him? (fyi:- I am not Michael Jackson - let's keep this legal and healthy). Let's say his thread starts:-

Hey, folks, I'm Michael Jackson. Who wants to save the whales?

daned said:

I would say:
And then I would say, "Sure. I want to save the whales, but how are you going to help me do that if you keep spending all your millions on tacky, horrid vases for your house?"

Beat It!!

daned said:

I'd like to save the England, the Scotland AND the Ireland!

minneapolisgenius said:

Martin Bashir set me up. He told me the money from the vase went to a charity where they by yo-yo's for kids on crack, so they can learn to play instead of shooting each other. I spend just as much on whales as I do on vases.

I have one in my zoo at Netherland. I call him Tubby and sometimes I ride round on his back waving at all the little monkeys. I like my zoo, they all think I'm the King of Pop, no matter what Justin Timberlake [tic] does.

so like, uhh...how's paris and blanket? by the way, u a grown-assed man, u can say "fuck" and not spell it out...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Did he spell it out? I don't remember.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Hi Handclapsfingasnapz. Paris & Blanket are very well, thanks. Don't forget their little sister Croydon. She's doing really well. I might let her out of her box soon.

Please don't talk about my ass. My dad used to laugh about it. He used to say "Michael, you've got the littlest ass in Detroit." and then he threw me off the roof. I was only 6 months old.

I don't like rude words. They remind me of Madonna.

minneapolisgenius said:

yeah..."f-u-c-k the press."

daned said:

well, you're no fun...

daned said:

je t'aime chienne

Where the fuck is Debbie when you need her!

if He gets back to the Basics&Drops the Over The Top Route then Nobody could Touch Him IMHO! Bring some of that "Show You The Way to Go","That's What You get for Being Polite",Push Me Away",Heartbreak hotel" Flavor&MJ will Roll Chunky Style!!

I would tell him to take a year off,re-group,find new inspiration,and most of all,STAY OUT OF THE NEWS FOR AWHILE! He needs to stop doing silly stunts that keep his name in the papers (the baby dangling incident,the documentary,the bizarre court antics and appearance,etc).


Take a year off,travel the world,do some soul-searching,listen to some other types of music.Then maybe he could come up with a truly interesting album.

Drop a ALBUM ASAP&let it just speak for itself.

i d say,...


MIKE!

what's up!?

Man i gotta tell u man, drop a acoustic album, or all slow songs on the next one...dont dance man, just spill ur guts out o this album man! Fuck the critics man!

I'd say go into therapy and stay in therapy for at least a year.

paisleypark4 said:

YEP,!YEP

mistermaxxx said:

Probably something like "Hey Dude" .. :LOL:

Hey Mike.. try sitting still when you're feeding "Blanket" man. That scene was pretty ducked up!

daned said:

Hello, I'm HERE!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Mike said the word "FUCK" in the song "Scream"

As for what I would say to MJ: "Man, you have made some great music that has given me a lot of enjoyment over the last 20+ years. My only wish for you is, you get some happiness back over the second half of your life. Your personal life is your personal life but you need to just come clean about the whole surgery thing. Your denials of all but 2 operations only hurt you when denying the other allegations made against you. I know most of what they say about you is lies but you also feed them the ammunition they shoot back at you. Mike, you have millions of us out there that want to love you man, but you are going to have to do some soul searching and start looking at what your legacy is going to be. Get the eff out of the lime-light and just focus on making some music you feel in your soul and not what you think will put you back in the top 10. Come on man, we all know you can do it. Peace.

I would say to Michael:


* * * * *
Instead of having the AUDACITY to say that you [or any other human being(s)] are going to "save the whales"..

it would behoove you, Michael, to

STOP DEPRIVING YOUR "CHILDREN" OF THEIR MOTHER.

It doesn't matter if she (actually) said anything like: "oh Michael, you really need to be a father.. here.. YOU take the children & raise them by yourself.. I'm going to disappear now.. thanks for letting me be your 'incubator'.. send me a picture when the kids graduate!"
[rather, when they check out of the mental institute..]


Michael, you talk about the pain & "abuse" you received from your father, then you say how you don't want to repeat similar things with your own children..
but in reality, by intentionally depriving them of being with their mother (when they could be & should be) you are creating a negative effect on them that would be difficult to measure. It's bad enough that you in fact DRAW ATTENTION TO your children by trying to obsure their faces behind masks & sheets & blankets & fairy dust or whatever you have laying near the merry-go-round.


You swear up & down about how much you
looovvve
kids,
you talk of how you'd jump off a balcony & kill yourself
if somehow, no more children existed on this earth..

well, I would suggest that you
PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS
& take yourself just A LITTLE bit
out of this FANTASY WORLD you have in fact created for yourself,
put your money where your mouth is
& be a REAL parent to your children
& allow them to spend time with their mother,
to whom you were "married" & who does (should) have a right to see & be in the lives of the children SHE carried & gave birth to.


Don't you worry about the whales, Michael.
They have enough COMMON SENSE (& instinct) to have the male whale & female whale procreate, & then they know enough to stay together long enough to raise the baby whales until the babies are large enough & old enough to take care of themselves.

Instead of saving the whales, Michael, it would be much better for you (& infinitely better for your "children") if you simply planted yourself on a beach &
studied the whales, TOOK NOTES from them on what it means to be a real, responsible parent.

* * * * *

This is what I would say to Michael, & goodness knows, I would

RELISH

the opportunity to do so.

intha916 said:

Why do we need to save the whales...???

So u can FUCK them???
Like all the others?

Np wonder Bubbles was transfered to a internate for physical disturbed monkeys...