hopefully i'm not the only one 'round here who's heard this one:

if columbus never sailed the sea
if longfellow never wrote a rhyme
if leaves have never grown upon a tree
and if the sands have never told the time...

then i guess i don't love you (love you like i do)
then i guess i'll have to find me (find me someone new)
then i guess this love i feel couldn't possibly be real...

testify...if u can...

nobody 'cept me knows this?