MickyDolenz said:

^^Didn't the 1980s goth groups really popularize downer songs and increased the popularity of Doc Martens shoes. Or you can go back decades further to torch singers and blues performers.

True but none of those actually killed rock and roll. Rock and roll survived everything until Nirvana came along and killed it.

The only Nirvana song I could ever play at a party without being a downer was "Lithium", but it made some drunk people fight.

RodeoSchro said:

MickyDolenz said:

^^Didn't the 1980s goth groups really popularize downer songs and increased the popularity of Doc Martens shoes. Or you can go back decades further to torch singers and blues performers.

True but none of those actually killed rock and roll. Rock and roll survived everything until Nirvana came along and killed it.

american rock you mean, the brits did it right in the '90s, and no I'm not talking about fckin Radiohead lol

JoeTyler said:

RodeoSchro said:

True but none of those actually killed rock and roll. Rock and roll survived everything until Nirvana came along and killed it.

american rock you mean, the brits did it right in the '90s, and no I'm not talking about fckin Radiohead lol

You better be!

Cinny said:

JoeTyler said:

american rock you mean, the brits did it right in the '90s, and no I'm not talking about fckin Radiohead lol

You better be!

what does that mean?

RodeoSchro said:

MickyDolenz said:

^^Didn't the 1980s goth groups really popularize downer songs and increased the popularity of Doc Martens shoes. Or you can go back decades further to torch singers and blues performers.

True but none of those actually killed rock and roll. Rock and roll survived everything until Nirvana came along and killed it.

Weren't The Black Crowes, Extreme, Metallica, Counting Crows, Hootie and The Blowfish, & Spin Doctors making rock in the 1990s? I'm not sure what's depressing about Little Miss Can't Be Wrong. Van Hagar, John Mellencamp, Sting, & Bruce Springsteen was still kinda popular too.

Gunsnhalen said:

Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.

Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.

Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.

I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.

I guess I'm an "oldie at the org" (51) but I've never bought any Bryan Adams music.

[Edited 5/4/15 17:22pm]

Bryan Adams is what I would call a "safe" artist.He never wore outrageous costumes,he never simulated sex onstage,he never did anything controversial or offensive.But that's OK...those things don't work for every artist,anyway.Some of y'all would say he's boring,but I have no problem with a singer/artist who simply delivers good music.And yes,I think his music is good.His 80s singles have held up pretty good after all this time.

RodeoSchro said:

So I Googled "Happy Nirvana Songs". The internet actually laughed.

Here, according to the never-wrong Yahoo!Answers, are the happiest Nirvana songs:

Sliver
Been a Son
Turnaround
Molly's Lips
Son of a Gun
Mexican Seafood
Breed
Drain You
Stay Away
Territorial Pissings
Lounge Act
On a Plain
Come As You Are
In Bloom
Rape Me
Pennyroyal Tea
Scoff

I won't bore you with the lyrics to them; suffice to say none of them are happy. Not even a song called "Mexican Seafood". C'mon - Mexican Seafood?!? That sounds deliriously happy! Who right now isn't thinking of a colorful plate (blue or red or yellow) featuring a nice grilled Tilapia, topped with some cilantro and guacamole, and accompanied by some rice and refried beans?

Not Kurt Cobain, apparently! My God was Nirvana ever a bring-down. They ruined a whole generation - maybe two. Hell, maybe ALL the generations that came after 1992.

I give you "Mexican Seafood:

All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge

Mmmmm ...

Nirvana was definitely a downer band, but they were so appropriate for their time. They blew up in response to all the crappy hair metal bands who only sang about parties, getting laid and wasted, and occasionally threw in a power love ballad to show their sensitive side. In fact, all the really popular grunge/alternative bands like Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, etc. sung some pretty depressing stuff, though Smashing Pumpkins did put out some more upbeat songs like "Today" and "1979."

But lay off Nirvana. It was Limp Bizkit that killed rock and roll.

728huey said:

RodeoSchro said:

So I Googled "Happy Nirvana Songs". The internet actually laughed.

Here, according to the never-wrong Yahoo!Answers, are the happiest Nirvana songs:

Sliver
Been a Son
Turnaround
Molly's Lips
Son of a Gun
Mexican Seafood
Breed
Drain You
Stay Away
Territorial Pissings
Lounge Act
On a Plain
Come As You Are
In Bloom
Rape Me
Pennyroyal Tea
Scoff

I won't bore you with the lyrics to them; suffice to say none of them are happy. Not even a song called "Mexican Seafood". C'mon - Mexican Seafood?!? That sounds deliriously happy! Who right now isn't thinking of a colorful plate (blue or red or yellow) featuring a nice grilled Tilapia, topped with some cilantro and guacamole, and accompanied by some rice and refried beans?

Not Kurt Cobain, apparently! My God was Nirvana ever a bring-down. They ruined a whole generation - maybe two. Hell, maybe ALL the generations that came after 1992.

I give you "Mexican Seafood:

All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Now I vomit cum and diarrhoea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge

Mmmmm ...

Nirvana was definitely a downer band, but they were so appropriate for their time. They blew up in response to all the crappy hair metal bands who only sang about parties, getting laid and wasted, and occasionally threw in a power love ballad to show their sensitive side. In fact, all the really popular grunge/alternative bands like Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, etc. sung some pretty depressing stuff, though Smashing Pumpkins did put out some more upbeat songs like "Today" and "1979."

But lay off Nirvana. It was Limp Bizkit that killed rock and roll.

Poison, Korn and Limp Bizkit killed R&R IMO, and Kings of Leon are beating the corpse...

Remember Dirty Mind? Imagine a whole album of When You Were Mine's? That's most Nirvana albums. They kick God's ass.

2freaky4church1 said:

Remember Dirty Mind? Imagine a whole album of When You Were Mine's? That's most Nirvana albums. They kick God's ass.

you are getting duumber through the years

in defense of "mexican seafood", cobain suffered from terrible and seemingly pervasive bowel/stomach issues. this song could overexaggerate his condition or food poisoning. i'd take a kurt song over a bryan adams song any day.

[Edited 4/28/15 11:23am]

Heaven is easily the best power-ballad of the '80s, and Mr.Adams wasn't even a hard-rock artist, let alone glam-metal

It's America's newest game sensation - "Are These Lyrics From A Nirvana Song Or Did RodeoSchro Make Them Up?" Let's play now! Just tell us if the lyrics are from a Nirvana song, or if RodeoSchro made them up. There's only one rule - NO GOOGLING! Use your own knowledge, imagination, and evaluation of RodeoSchro's wit and humor (or lack thereof).

Ready.........Set.........GO!

LYRIC 1
What a mind fuck

What a mind fuck
What a mind fuck
What a mind fuck

Stuck in a truck without a buck
What a mind fuck
What a mind fuck

Stuck in the muck and shit out of luck
What a mind fuck
What a mind fuck

Nirvana........or RodeoSchro?

LYRIC 2
Opened up a can of beans today
Juice ran all over the fucking counter
Cat licked up the dripping juice
That fucking cat eats better than me

I'm going to eat my cat
I'm going to eat my cat
Split it, grill it, boil it, chill it
I'm going to eat my cat

Nirvana........or RodeoSchro?

LYRIC 3
She said
She'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as she stays with me

She said
She'd take me anywhere
She'd take me anywhere
As long as I stayed clean

Kiss kiss Molly's lips

Nirvana........or RodeoSchro?

LYRIC 4
Most people don't realize
That two large pieces of coral,
Painted brown, and attached to his skull
With common wood screws can make a child look like a deer

Nirvana........or RodeoSchro?

LYRIC 5

First off, I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf
With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
I've accumulated over the past 62 years

Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood
And cut them up into two by two feet squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap
And I'm going to cut them into two by two feet squares
And then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach
And I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood

And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood
And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell 'em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar
For my kids' new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
I've been sleeping on

Nirvana........or RodeoSchro?

LYRIC 6
If you look into the heavens for the brightest star
If you look into the sea for the shiniest dolphin
If you look into the meadows for the prettiest flower
You won't see me

If you look into the dump for the biggest rat
If you look into the junkyard for the biggest wreck
If you look into the prison for the biggest crook
You won't see me

You can't see me
I don't exist
I'm nothing
Nothing
Nothing

Nothing but a stain on a cum-covered couch sitting in a rat-infested apartment overlooking a junkie's paradise right next to a corporate shitbucket that works for a record company

Nirvana........or RodeoSchro?


Good luck!

JoeTyler said:

Cinny said:

You better be!

what does that mean?

Mentioning Radiohead re: "Brits who did it right in the 1990s"

Here is an easy answer form for America's newest sensation, "Are These Lyrics From A Nirvana Song Or Did RodeoSchro Make Them Up?" so that you don't have to quote the whole original post. Just enter your answer below for each lyric!

LYRIC 1


LYRIC 2


LYRIC 3


LYRIC 4


LYRIC 5


LYRIC 6

#3 is Molly's Lips by The Vaselines as covered by Nirvana. #6 sounds like William Burroughs lol so maybe thats Kurt.

JoeTyler said:

Ever since Billie Holliday recorded "Strange Fruit" and turned jazz from music that was about fun and fucking into a total depressing downer, no one has cared about music of any kind. Rock and roll was dead before the people in Nirvana were even born. No one has played it, listened to it, or given two shits about it ever since.

All of your memories that say otherwise are hallucinations.

[Edited 4/30/15 10:40am]

bobzilla77 said:

Ever since Billie Holliday recorded "Strange Fruit" and turned jazz from music that was about fun and fucking into a total depressing downer, no one has cared about music of any kind. Rock and roll was dead before the people in Nirvana were even born. No one has played it, listened to it, or given two shits about it ever since.

All of your memories that say otherwise are hallucinations.

[Edited 4/30/15 10:40am]

I challenge you to play America's newest sensation, "Are These Lyrics From A Nirvana Song Or Did RodeoSchro Make Them Up?"

Also, if you have examples of jazz being about fun and sex, start a thread! I'd love to see some. I'm 56 and as far back as I can remember, jazz has only been 4 musicians playing 4 different songs at the same time.

Here's a track from Bryan's 2014 album, a remake of The Manhattans 1970s hit. I like it

bobzilla77 said:

Ever since Billie Holliday recorded "Strange Fruit" and turned jazz from music that was about fun and fucking into a total depressing downer, no one has cared about music of any kind. Rock and roll was dead before the people in Nirvana were even born. No one has played it, listened to it, or given two shits about it ever since.

All of your memories that say otherwise are hallucinations.

[Edited 4/30/15 10:40am]

SoulAlive said:

80s pop flashback: "Cuts Like A Knife" by Bryan Adams (1983)

The lady in the video looks like a "Prince chick" to me....you know,the type of woman that he would have taken under his wing back then.She kinda resembles Vanity and Apollonia.

Oh that chick was hot. I also like some of Bryan Adams newer songs like "I Thought I'd Seen Everything" & "Tonight We Have The Stars"

Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

Poison, Korn and Limp Bizkit killed R&R IMO, and Kings of Leon are beating the corpse...

What? Kings of leon were popular literally only one year. And LB were only Big for 2 years. And neither have made a lasting impact. I need receipts on how they've killed RNR lol.

hmmmm...Kings of Leon were killing it 3 years with the critics and music lovers before they made it big..........then they made it huge for about 3 years and the lead singer is now worth 10 million......I would say they are doing well.........oh, and sorry to see your "Shit" thread turn into a "Love" for Bryan Adams thread.....lol

3rdeyedude said:

Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said: What? Kings of leon were popular literally only one year. And LB were only Big for 2 years. And neither have made a lasting impact. I need receipts on how they've killed RNR lol.

hmmmm...Kings of Leon were killing it 3 years with the critics and music lovers before they made it big..........then they made it huge for about 3 years and the lead singer is now worth 10 million......I would say they are doing well.........oh, and sorry to see your "Shit" thread turn into a "Love" for Bryan Adams thread.....lol

I'm fit, have a big dick, and a good job. I'll somehow survive

In all seriousness though... i'm not saying they aren't doing good. But they haven't been on the charts since like 2009. So i wouldn't say they had any huge impact on RNR. So i don't know how they could be ''killing'' it

Gunsnhalen said:

3rdeyedude said:

hmmmm...Kings of Leon were killing it 3 years with the critics and music lovers before they made it big..........then they made it huge for about 3 years and the lead singer is now worth 10 million......I would say they are doing well.........oh, and sorry to see your "Shit" thread turn into a "Love" for Bryan Adams thread.....lol

I'm fit, have a big dick, and a good job. I'll somehow survive

In all seriousness though... i'm not saying they aren't doing good. But they haven't been on the charts since like 2009. So i wouldn't say they had any huge impact on RNR. So i don't know how they could be ''killing'' it

their last album was in 2013 and was nominated for a Grammy.........please don't tell me you are bragging about dick size in a Bryan Adams thread............oh wait, forgot you were gay

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