Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.

Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.

Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.

I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.

I remember getting shit in high school for liking Prince by a group of kids who used to like Bryan Adams. It never bothered me, because I knew, even at the tender age of 12, that Bryan Adams was muzak for those devoid of any personality.

Shoulda played them "Sister" and watched them wet their pants in fear.

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Bryan Adams is great! I love the songs "Cuts Like A Knife","Heaven" and "Run To You"....really good 80s pop songs might be time to pull out my 'Best Of Bryan Adams' CD

I even like his 1979 disco hit "Let Me Take You Dancing"

If you hate the guy and find his music as repulsive as much as you claim, then why the hell did you go out of your way to sit down and type up quite a long post WITH THAT MANY EMOTICONS?

.

I mean hey, I can't stand Justin Bieber and find him to be a spoiled little fuckstain poser piece of O' Canada trash, but I dont let my hatred inspire me to post something negative. Stirring the pot much bro?

.

And btw, as inoffensive and as safe and as tepid as Bryan Adams' music and image may be, I do think he's a decent songwriter at times. But speaking as a late 20s white guy from South Jersey such as myself and how I see it, he IS far too white for his own good, and guys like him are the poster boy example of those corny white guys a lot of black stand-up comedians do impressions of, Dockers khakis and all.

kygermo said:

I can't stand Justin Bieber and find him to be a spoiled little fuckstain poser piece of O' Canada trash, but I dont let my hatred inspire me to post something negative.

Irony a concept lost on some of you I see...

Gunsnhalen said:

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

We made Bryan Adams famous, your generation made Justin Bieber famous...think i'll stick with Bryan, thank you

MattyJam said:

kygermo said:

I can't stand Justin Bieber and find him to be a spoiled little fuckstain poser piece of O' Canada trash, but I dont let my hatred inspire me to post something negative.

Irony a concept lost on some of you I see...

Cant get anything past you, huh?

nextedition said:

Gunsnhalen said:

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

We made Bryan Adams famous, your generation made Justin Bieber famous...think i'll stick with Bryan, thank you

And there it is....thread over.

nextedition said:

Gunsnhalen said:

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

We made Bryan Adams famous, your generation made Justin Bieber famous...think i'll stick with Bryan, thank you

What's with the Bryan Adams haterade? He was an awesome pop-rock artist back in the day, so I don't get all the hatred.

Having said that, I noticed that all of the following artists are quite polarzing.

Bryan Adams
Celine Dion
Alanis Morissette
Nickelback
Drake
Justin Bieber

These people have all been wildly popular, yet they have drawn as many haters as fans. Then I realized what all these artists have in common is that they are all Canadian. Maybe it's because of their home country that all their music sounds like watered-down non-offensive retreads of American music.

kygermo said:

If you hate the guy and find his music as repulsive as much as you claim, then why the hell did you go out of your way to sit down and type up quite a long post WITH THAT MANY EMOTICONS?

.

I mean hey, I can't stand Justin Bieber and find him to be a spoiled little fuckstain poser piece of O' Canada trash, but I dont let my hatred inspire me to post something negative. Stirring the pot much bro?

.

And btw, as inoffensive and as safe and as tepid as Bryan Adams' music and image may be, I do think he's a decent songwriter at times. But speaking as a late 20s white guy from South Jersey such as myself and how I see it, he IS far too white for his own good, and guys like him are the poster boy example of those corny white guys a lot of black stand-up comedians do impressions of, Dockers khakis and all.

Speaking as a middle aged, non white female, I lubs me some Bryan Adams! He ain't corny.

What's not to love? He writes beautiful songs, has a distintive voice and a great band....real music by real musicians.

My favorite Bryan Adams song....(lol @ the dog in the video)

Gunsnhalen said:

Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.

Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.

Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.

I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.

Sounds like the only thing that is shit is YOUR JOB........lol. Don't take out your frustrations here.

Gunsnhalen said:

Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.

Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.

Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.

I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.

Wow! You get that mad over some music?

How insanely furious do you get over stuff that actually matters, like world poverty and gun control?

lol as usual people take these threads seriosuly. I'm praying for some of y'all.

MattyJam said:

I remember getting shit in high school for liking Prince by a group of kids who used to like Bryan Adams. It never bothered me, because I knew, even at the tender age of 12, that Bryan Adams was muzak for those devoid of any personality.

Shoulda played them "Sister" and watched them wet their pants in fear.

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What! people lauhed at you... but they liked BA? that's the best thing i've heard all day

3rdeyedude said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.

Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.

Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.

I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.

Sounds like the only thing that is shit is YOUR JOB........lol. Don't take out your frustrations here.

My jobs are bomb actually

DaveT said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.

Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.

Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.

I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.

Wow! You get that mad over some music?

How insanely furious do you get over stuff that actually matters, like world poverty and gun control?

I actually do a lot for my community. I'm sorry that you don't understand humor but that's alright. I'm actually doing thing's to help the world outside the org. I hope your doing the same and not taking bryan adams posts seriously. I'll be praying to every god out there you found peace of mind after this

nextedition said:

Gunsnhalen said:

And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards

We made Bryan Adams famous, your generation made Justin Bieber famous...think i'll stick with Bryan, thank you

It's honestly about even. Bryan & Justin make the same exact type of song.

Oh I know you're taking the piss lol. Why do you think I asked if you were stirring the pot? OTOH, I've never seen such fierce words aimed at Bryan Adams before. He just seems too vanilla and harmless to talk shit about lol. Please forgive me, I know not what I do..

kygermo said:

Oh I know you're taking the piss lol. Why do you think I asked if you were stirring the pot? OTOH, I've never seen such fierce words aimed at Bryan Adams before. He just seems too vanilla and harmless to talk shit about lol. Please forgive me, I know not what I do..

You're not forigiven you fed the monster life

helluva reason to pinch a loaf on someone...

80s pop flashback: "Cuts Like A Knife" by Bryan Adams (1983)

The lady in the video looks like a "Prince chick" to me....you know,the type of woman that he would have taken under his wing back then.She kinda resembles Vanity and Apollonia.

I'm from Canada so i'll always have love for Bryan Adams.

i think this is more about being forced to listen to music you don't like,im glad you mentioned it

because i have the same problem, we have a radio on at work and its the same every day. theyve

been hammering that john legend record and now he's got another out which is even worse,other artists on the playlist are george ezra,paloma faith,adele,its the same every day for eight hours

and if you say that you dont like it you are classed as a killjoy.

I think you protest too much!

took it all for granted,but how was I to know

Now it cuts like a knife.....ooh but it feels so right

thanks to this thread,that song is now stuck in my head...lol