what have you done for me lately? ooh ooh ooh yeah...get on it!

Used to go to dinner almost every night

Ate until I couldn't catch my breath, AHH!

Now it seems those fancy feasts are thawing on the couch..

people of the world unite

We are a part of the Nutri-System....woo!!

^you forgot to whisper bout her vagina.

alphastreet said:

what have you done for me lately? ooh ooh ooh yeah...get on it!

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

p.s. Don't be mad because Janet got her lawyers to shut down TMZ and MJ's silly adopted kids have finally come to their senses and stopped going off at the mouth.

[Edited 9/16/12 10:59am]

you know you'd miss me if I didn't post

SEANMAN said:

alphastreet said:

what have you done for me lately? ooh ooh ooh yeah...get on it!

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

p.s. Don't be mad because Janet got her lawyers to shut down TMZ and MJ's silly adopted kids have finally come to their senses and stopped going off at the mouth.

[Edited 9/16/12 10:59am]

They're just 'pressed', ignore it.

Azz said:

SEANMAN said:

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

p.s. Don't be mad because Janet got her lawyers to shut down TMZ and MJ's silly adopted kids have finally come to their senses and stopped going off at the mouth.

They're just 'pressed'...

As they should be.

SoulAlive said:

people of the world unite

let's lose the weight and start feeling right

everyday and night

We are a part of the Nutri-System....woo!!

this is funny

dead at the "woo!"

SEANMAN said:

alphastreet said:

what have you done for me lately? ooh ooh ooh yeah...get on it!

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

oh Seanman take it down a notch, this is humorous, born out of the fact we WANT new music from her. Discipline was four and a half years ago, "Make Me" was three years ago, and "Nothing" was already two and a half years ago. I bought True You but these side projects don't satisfy me without new music.

SEANMAN said:

alphastreet said:

what have you done for me lately? ooh ooh ooh yeah...get on it!

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

p.s. Don't be mad because Janet got her lawyers to shut down TMZ and MJ's silly adopted kids have finally come to their senses and stopped going off at the mouth.

[Edited 9/16/12 10:59am]

Why do you have to be so nasty and disrespectful?

Why do you have to revert to insulting children ... you overreact way to much and then in the same breath want to call other people a stan.

Janet looks great but I personally think her best body is when she is curvy and not so skinny. She really didnt have to lose any weight but hey... if that is what she wants so be it but if people have an opinion thats there opinion. What was disrespectful about what the OP said?

Your the one that is sad and creepy... the OP was obviously being sarcastic.. geez chill the fuck out

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love you guys, and great parodies!

It's a tiny little gym!

let's work-in together!

C'mon nah

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SEANMAN said:

alphastreet said:

what have you done for me lately? ooh ooh ooh yeah...get on it!

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

p.s. Don't be mad because Janet got her lawyers to shut down TMZ and MJ's silly adopted kids have finally come to their senses and stopped going off at the mouth.

[Edited 9/16/12 10:59am]

seanmen the OP & others are just joking. Come on man it's not that serious

Are people not allowed to poke a little fun at Janet?

Say "Nutri!" "System!"

Everybody! "Nutri!" "System!"

Let me hear you!

[Edited 9/16/12 23:34pm]

how about a jingle based on the song "Nasty"?

sittin' in the restaurant,counting calories

don't hesitate

ViintageJunkiie said:

Say "Nutri!" "System!"

Everybody! "Nutri!" "System!"

Let me hear you!

[Edited 9/16/12 23:34pm]

*dead* I can practically hear this in my head

You might think I'm crazy but I'm serious

Look at my body noooow.

What I thought was eternal fat

Can slowly shrink away,

You can lose it too now....

The Nutrisystem Diet oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh owa...

Gunsnhalen said:

SEANMAN said:

I always knew you were a creep, but this is just sad. You need to get a life. The rest of you as well.

p.s. Don't be mad because Janet got her lawyers to shut down TMZ and MJ's silly adopted kids have finally come to their senses and stopped going off at the mouth.

[Edited 9/16/12 10:59am]

seanmen the OP & others are just joking. Come on man it's not that serious

Are people not allowed to poke a little fun at Janet?

I think he's still mad about all those Janet trashing/hating threads from a month or 2 ago

aardvark15 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

seanmen the OP & others are just joking. Come on man it's not that serious

Are people not allowed to poke a little fun at Janet?

I think he's still mad about all those Janet trashing/hating threads from a month or 2 ago

Um, no.

SEANMAN said:

aardvark15 said:

I think he's still mad about all those Janet trashing/hating threads from a month or 2 ago

Um, no.

Oh okay

NUTRISYSTEM! (S...Y...S...T-E-M)

I REALLY NEED NUTRISYSTEM (S Y S T-E-M)

NUTRISYSTEM (N-U-T-R NUTRIYSTEM)

I REALLY NEED NUTRIYSTEM (S Y S T-E-M)

SEANMAN said:

aardvark15 said:

I think he's still mad about all those Janet trashing/hating threads from a month or 2 ago

Um, no.

Then what's wrong with this thread it's just harmless fun. Nobody is sayin Jantes music sucks or anything.

omg y'all are TOO MUCH. I am crying

I'll tell ya mumma!

I'll tell ya frenz!

I'll tell anyone who grew out of their pants!

Sign up on our website, baby, order by the phone!

You want to lose some weight and girl you're not alone.

You weigh too much!!

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Allll my liiife I've weiiiighed in

to see those pounds added..

All those diets, triiied it

but not able to let go

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Try this with me

One week of food is free

Promise you'll see

Yooou'll lose weight tooo

Changing the lyrics to one of your biggest hits to endorse a product and produce cheesy results has been done before:

don't forget, you know I'm bad I'm bad you know it, pepsi's cool, it's cool I love that commercial

alphastreet said:

don't forget, you know I'm bad I'm bad you know it, pepsi's cool, it's cool I love that commercial

And quite possibly one of the most cheesiest jingles for a product ever made!

NaughtyKitty said:

alphastreet said:

don't forget, you know I'm bad I'm bad you know it, pepsi's cool, it's cool I love that commercial

And quite possibly one of the most cheesiest jingles for a product ever made!

with one of the sexiest asses and smiles