Aretha would squirt her tity juice in their eyes and blind them.

Auntie Re Re, no doubt! She's from Detroit. She's too old and too big to try and fight them. (In no way is that a diss, it's just the truth.) So she'd pull a couple of guns from those tig ol' bitties of hers and shoot the shit out of them!

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^^

Nina was well known for pulling out guns, so she prolly wouldn't even bother with brawling. Grace would win in a straight up fight. Aretha's not so nimble anymore. I dont doubt that she would do damage if she got her hands on you, but if she fell down she'd be done.

scriptgirl said:

My money is on Grace.

I vote Nina Simone. Grace is too pretty to fight and Aretha aint gon do nothing but eat your remains once Nina turns you into hamburger.

HotGritz said:

scriptgirl said:

My money is on Grace.

I vote Nina Simone. Grace is too pretty to fight and Aretha aint gon do nothing but eat your remains once Nina turns you into hamburger.

You didn't see "A View to Kill" and "Conan the Destroyer" did you?

Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

I vote Nina Simone. Grace is too pretty to fight and Aretha aint gon do nothing but eat your remains once Nina turns you into hamburger.

You didn't see "A View to Kill" and "Conan the Destroyer" did you?

eh that was acting. She aint lifted no man above her head but she did fuck James Bond. Totally believe it!

As for Conan, welp, I confess I was too focused on that magnificent ass of hers to recall any battle action. She had a fur tail and the booty meat was all plump and firm. DAMN I wish I had an ass like that. I would just walk around in thongs all day.

I got 5 dollas that say Arnold hit that!

HotGritz said:

Timmy84 said:

You didn't see "A View to Kill" and "Conan the Destroyer" did you?

eh that was acting. She aint lifted no man above her head but she did fuck James Bond. Totally believe it!

As for Conan, welp, I confess I was too focused on that magnificent ass of hers to recall any battle action. She had a fur tail and the booty meat was all plump and firm. DAMN I wish I had an ass like that. I would just walk around in thongs all day.

I got 5 dollas that say Arnold hit that!

Im ROUGH AND TOUGH AND READY GIRL!

So dont you even try it!!

Grace Jones would beat your ass, straight up.

Nina Simone seems to have been a pacifist.

But Uh-reefa would eat you, with a side of collards seasoned by hamhocks.

duccichucka said:

Grace Jones would beat your ass, straight up.

Nina Simone seems to have been a pacifist.

But Uh-reefa would eat you, with a side of collards seasoned by hamhocks.

shit, she turn ya ass into some gumbo!!!

HotGritz said:

duccichucka said:

Grace Jones would beat your ass, straight up.

Nina Simone seems to have been a pacifist.

But Uh-reefa would eat you, with a side of collards seasoned by hamhocks.

shit, she turn ya ass into some gumbo!!!

Thank god she doesn't have an account here

My dearest Aunti RiRi,

If you have an account here at the org, my sincerest apologies for any and all jokes I have made regarding your voracious appetite and immensely large breastuses. You are a queen amongst commoners.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T!

HotGritz said:

My dearest Aunti RiRi,

If you have an account here at the org, my sincerest apologies for any and all jokes I have made regarding your voracious appetite and immensely large breastuses. You are a queen amongst commoners.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T!

Of course you ended it with a pucture of a donut and KFc's logo

aardvark15 said:

HotGritz said:

My dearest Aunti RiRi,

If you have an account here at the org, my sincerest apologies for any and all jokes I have made regarding your voracious appetite and immensely large breastuses. You are a queen amongst commoners.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T!

Of course you ended it with a pucture of a donut and KFc's logo

I was just trying to get on her good side.

HotGritz said:

aardvark15 said:

Of course you ended it with a pucture of a donut and KFc's logo

I was just trying to get on her good side.

If you really want to get on her good side mention a song by her not from the 60's

aardvark15 said:

HotGritz said:

I was just trying to get on her good side.

If you really want to get on her good side mention a song by her not from the 60's

Pink Cadillac! Shit don't get no betta! Oh and that jam she did with GM. Perfection! Ima still get her some Popeyes!

HotGritz said:

aardvark15 said:

If you really want to get on her good side mention a song by her not from the 60's

Pink Cadillac! Shit don't get no betta! Oh and that jam she did with GM. Perfection! Ima still get her some Popeyes!

LOL, you'd probably get a Blues Brothers type of rap from her about not saying "Freeway of Love".

Wait wait, how y'all gon' leave out the deliciously scandalous Ms. Millie Jackson?

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My money is on her or Grace, but then again Aretha and Nina look like they could kick yo' ass too. None of these old broads are to be messed with period .

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Cinnamon234 said:

Wait wait, how y'all gon' leave out the deliciously scandalous Ms. Millie Jackson?

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My money is on her or Grace, but then again Aretha and Nina look like they could kick yo' ass too. None of these old broads are to be messed with period .

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She doesn't seem like a fighter to me though. She seem like she will fuck your man and that's it.

Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

Pink Cadillac! Shit don't get no betta! Oh and that jam she did with GM. Perfection! Ima still get her some Popeyes!

LOL, you'd probably get a Blues Brothers type of rap from her about not saying "Freeway of Love".

Timmy I tell ya people have rode me about that damn song but for the life of me I cannot fix my brain to call it anything other than Pink Cadillac. I think cuz i was a kid when I heard it and it was just easier to remember pink cadillac.

Oh and it was easy to remember JUMP JUMP JUMP TO IT!

HotGritz said:

Timmy84 said:

LOL, you'd probably get a Blues Brothers type of rap from her about not saying "Freeway of Love".

Timmy I tell ya people have rode me about that damn song but for the life of me I cannot fix my brain to call it anything other than Pink Cadillac. I think cuz i was a kid when I heard it and it was just easier to remember pink cadillac.

Oh and it was easy to remember JUMP JUMP JUMP TO IT!

HotGritz said:

Cinnamon234 said:

Wait wait, how y'all gon' leave out the deliciously scandalous Ms. Millie Jackson?

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My money is on her or Grace, but then again Aretha and Nina look like they could kick yo' ass too. None of these old broads are to be messed with period .

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She doesn't seem like a fighter to me though. She seem like she will fuck your man and that's it.

Also, Millie's mouth is vicious enough me believes...

Timmy84 said:

HotGritz said:

She doesn't seem like a fighter to me though. She seem like she will fuck your man and that's it.

Also, Millie's mouth is vicious enough me believes...

She could win the fight just by showing people her album covers

aardvark15 said:

Timmy84 said:

Also, Millie's mouth is vicious enough me believes...

She could win the fight just by showing people her album covers

aardvark15 said:

Timmy84 said:

Also, Millie's mouth is vicious enough me believes...

She could win the fight just by showing people her album covers

Especially the "Shitty" one.

HotGritz said:

Cinnamon234 said:

Wait wait, how y'all gon' leave out the deliciously scandalous Ms. Millie Jackson?

[img:$uid]http://www.dopeshit.at/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/R-1490554-1237260789.jpeg[/img:$uid]

My money is on her or Grace, but then again Aretha and Nina look like they could kick yo' ass too. None of these old broads are to be messed with period .

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She doesn't seem like a fighter to me though. She seem like she will fuck your man and that's it.

And that's it? Shiiiit! I think Millie's out cold ass would fuck your man, at your house, in your bed and call you on the phone while she's doing it and tell you about it!

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

HotGritz said:

She doesn't seem like a fighter to me though. She seem like she will fuck your man and that's it.

And that's it? Shiiiit! I think Millie's out cold ass would fuck your man, at your house, in your bed and call you on the phone while she's doing it and tell you about it!

And then walk out of your house with a fresh clean pair of ya panties on! Millie is cold like that I think. That's worse than getting beat up.

Like I said, she don't need to lay a finger. Her mouth and actions will already do everything her fists won't. That's how dangerous Millie is.