YOU MF WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW OF PRINCE PROTEGE...SO DONT SAY I DIDNT TELL YOU.. LET ME FIRST GIVE A BIT OF INSIGHT ON WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT I OBSERVED.

ELEVAETE FOR HOPE SHELIA E. ON JUNE 3,2011 WAS COOL, NICE FLOW, NICE BANDS AND NICE CROWD. ATMOSPHERE WAS FUNKY DJ WAS SHIT, AND THAT I MEAN WACK, MF DID NOT KNOW HOW TO REMIX PRINCE SHIT VIDEOS ON MONITOR WERE TIGHT, SEEN THEM ALL TYKA WITH HER CUTE ASS WAS UP ON STAGE, MUST COMPLAIN DID NOT DO ENOUGHT SUNGS TYKA..WTF?! CHECKED OUT THIS TABLE AND THERE WERE 2 YOUNG LADIES THERE SELLING MERCHANDISE, ME HAVING SWAGGER I APPROACHED ONE LADY AND SHE BRIEFLY TOLD ME WHAT THE MERCHANDISE WAS AND THE PRICING.. OK I TRIED WITH THE MAC BUT I CAN TELL SHE WAS NOT AMUSED..SO I WATCHED HER THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT ALONG WITH THE SHOW..DAMON WAS THE ANNOUNCER(PRINCE NPG DANCER) MATT FINK, BOBBY Z ( DUDE LOOKED COOL AFTER THE HEART ATTACK) VIP AREA THEY WERE KIP BLACKSHIRE, THAT MF CAN HIT SOME SHIT, DAMN.. AS THE NIGHT WENT I KEPT MY EYE ON THIS CHICK, ALL THAT ASS SHE MOVED BACK AND FORTH, I MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO INTRIGUE HER WHEN SHE WALKED BY AND FOCUSED EYE CONTACT WITH ME SHE WOULD HAVE THESE PIERCING EYES ON ME..HOT, SHIT. BUT SHE WALKED BY AGAIN WITH THE OTHER GIRL AND WENT TO THE BACK, HEY I DID WHAT I DO BEST MOVED RIGHT WITH THEM...SHE CAME BACK DOWN THE WALKWAY AND JUST STOOD IN THE CORNER BEHIND ME..NEXT THING I KNEW I FELT SOMEONE PRESS ON MY BACK, AND THIS ARM COME AROUND MY CHEST WTF..WTF..WTF..SHE THEN START SINGING WITH A QUITE WHISPERY VOICE ALL THE MAN THAT I NEED SONG..I KNOW THE SONG SHIT I WORE IT ON MY SLEEVES WHEN IT CAME OUT..BABY IM ALL THE MAN YOU NEED BACK IN THE DAY..BUT SHIT THIS WOMAN SONG MADE MY DICK HARD (THEY DONT CALL ME ROCKHARDANT 4NUTTIN') BUT FEELIN' THE BREATHE OF HER BODY IN MY EAR, AND SHIT THIS WOMAN SMELLED SO FUCKIN' GOOD IT MADE MY SHIT EVEN HARDER..DAMN..AT LAST SHE SUNG ABIT AND JUST LEFT ME THERE HOLDIN' MY DICK IN MY HANDS..SHIT

AFTER COMPOSIN' MYSELF... I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS FUCKIN' CHICK..ME BEING ME I TRIED AGAIN TO SPEAK WITH HER BUT I HAD TO ASK HER FIRST WHY SHE DONE THAT..SHE WAS MUTE! WHAT THE FUCK, PRETTY MUCH ALL I ASKED HER SHE WAS MUTE, I GUESS THIS IS SOMETHING ALL PRINCE WOMEN ARE OBLIGATED TO DO..SO I ASKED HER IF SHE NEW SHELIA E., SHE SAID NOTHIN' I ASKED HER IF SHE KNEW BRIA, SHE KINDA OF NODDED ON THAT ONE, DID NOT FOR SURE KNOW IF IT WAS A YES OR NO, BELIEVE IT WAS A YES, ASKED HER IF PRINCE WILL BE BRINGIN' HIS TOUR TO MINNEAPOLIS, SHE THEN LOOKED AT ME WITH THEM DAMN PIERCIN' EYES AND WITH A PRETTY SMILE WITH PERFECTED TEETH, SHE PUT HER FINGER UP TO WAVE A NO..NO AND AGAIN SHE TRIED TO WALK AWAY BUT I WAS NOT HAVIN' IT..I LAID THE ANT TACTICS ON HER, LIKE BABY GIRL, YOU BEING PRINCE MERCHANDISE GIRL WHAT CONNECTIONS DO YOU HAVE, IM JUST SAYN BRIA CAN JUST SIT HER FLAT NONE SINGIN' ASS DOWN ( NUTHING AGAINST BRIA) SHE JUST CANNOT BRING IT LIKE THIS CHICK CAN,TO MAKE MY DICK HARD JUST BY SINGIN'..YOU MF KNOW THAT SHIT IS TO THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE... I THOUGHT BRIA WAS GONNA BE THERE BUT NO SITE OF HER, O SHIT ALEXANDER ONIEL WAS THERE I THOUGHT THE MF WOULD TAKE THE STAGE AND REALLY TURN THAT SHIT OUT..BUT NO PERFORMANCE I SAW HIM AND MICHAEL BLAND TALKIN'

BACK TO THIS CHICK...I ASKED HER NAME AND SHE SAID ANGEL..I TOLD HER AND THAT YOU ARE..SHE SMIRKED AND SAID SHE HAD TO GO WE WILL TALK LATER, DIDNT BELIEVE HER SO I CONTINUED TO HOLD ON TO HER SOFT AS ARM... I THEN ASKED ARE YOU AND PRINCE WORKIN TOGEHER OR SOMETHING, FUCKIN IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU GUYS WERE NOT... SHIT BROUGHT ME BACK TO THE DAY OF PRINCE AND ROSIE SINGIN'... BUT THIS CHICK HER AND PRINCE SHIT THEM MF GET TOGETHER SHE I KNOW I WOULD BE HOPIN' FROM PUSSY TO PUSSY SHIT I WOULD BE BEYOND BABY MAKIN' SHIT..ILL BE MAKIN FUCKIN' TRIPPLETS AND QUAD TRIPPLETS FROM THAT SHIT...BUT SHE JUST SMILED AND SAID HMMM...

SHE THEN DID SOME KIND OF STEP THEN THEY CALLED HER ON STAGE WITH DAMON AND THIS CHICK CAN NOT ONLY SING AND LOOK FINE ASS HELL, DAMN THEM TITS HANGIN OUT LIKE THAT SHIT... SHE WAS HILARIOUS AS HELL AS SHE GAVE THE MERCHANDISE TO PEOPLE...THIS WOMAN IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE

BY THE WAY SHE STATED THAT SHE HAD SOME VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, I TRIED FOR DAYS TO FIND HER, AND I FOUND HER....ITS NOT ANGEL BUT ITS ANJAL SO I CAME UPON THIS AND I FOUND HER ASS...BABY GIRL ROCKHARDANT IS HERE, AND I KNOW I WILL BE SEEING YOU AROUND I POST YOU ON MY FB EVERYDAY...GIVE A MAN A CALL DAMN GIRL..

OH THAT SHE WONT HAPPEN, THATS PRINCE SHIT NOW! FUCK

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU GIRL... EVERYDAY GIRL EVERYDAY CHECK HER ASS OUT HERE..LISTEN TO THAT SHIT IN YOUR EAR..BUSTA RHYMES GOT FLAV IN YO EAR

http://youtu.be/xePwlByFge4 http://youtu.be/4jxzjOHcoHQ

Dude, that mess is unreadable. Turn off your caps lock and try it again - in English.

PUT SOME GLASSES ON THEN MF!!!

DUDE SHE INDEED KINDA AIGHT WHEN IT COMES TO SINGING BUT I TRIED THE YOUTUBE LINK AND LIKE YOU SAID GURRRL CAN SANG BUT SHE FO SHO AINT GETTIN MY DICK HARD LIKE YOU SAID SHE WOULD BUT THAT AIGHT I DIDN´T HAVE EXPECTATIONS NAHMEAN????

YOU BETTER NOT WORRY BOUT PRINCE GETTING IN YO GAME THOUGH CUZ IF SHE GOT YO DICK ROCKHARD THERE SHONUFF IS SOME DEEP COSMIC CONNECTION SHITTT GOING ON THERE WITH YOU TWO BUT THEN AGAIN THERE´S SOME CHICKS WHO KINDA GET MY DICK SEMIHARD WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE BUT DON´T REALLY DO THAT MUCH FOR MY JOYSTICK WHEN WE START GETTING DOWN CUZ SOME BITCHES IS UPTIGHT BUT DONT GET ME WRONG I M NOT SAYING SHE UPTIGHT OR ANYTHING JUST SAYING YOU KNOW SHE SING WITNEY YOUSTEN KINDA AIGHT ON YOUTUBE BUT THEN AGAIN WITHNEY DONT GET MY DICKHARD EITHER NAHMEAN?

HER VOICE KIND AAIGHT THO YO WUTWUZ ALEX O NIEL DOING UP THERE HE SANG OR WHUT?

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE THO ITS KINDA COOL THAT YOU ASKED HER BOUT SHEELA E AND WHETHER P-DOG BE BRINGING THE TOUR TO THE TWIN CITIES I WONDER IF DAMON DICKINS AND GAMEBOYS WILL BE BACK I DONT MIND THEM TWIN SHAKIN DAT ASS BUT THEM GAMEBOY S WAS TIGHT TOO

KEEP YA HEAD UP BRO I BET SHE KINDA LIKED YOU YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SOM E SORTA PLAYER SUPREME SO DONT YOU WORRRY BOUT P FUCKING UP YOUR GAME PLUS SHE TOUCHED YOU RIGHT? SEE? YOU ALREADY BROKE THE ICE NOW THE REST IS UP TO YOU

Genesia said:

Dude, that mess is unreadable. Turn off your caps lock and try it again - in English.

Genesia said:

Dude, that mess is unreadable. Turn off your caps lock and try it again - in English.

Yeah, I wanted to try and read it in its entirety but the caps lock was killing me .

At any rate, the parts I did read, read like a scene from "Graffiti Bridge" or something lmao, but I don't think an angel would go around grabbing random guy's dicks.

rockhardANT said:

PUT SOME GLASSES ON THEN MF!!!

I actually agree with Genesia, but that just made me 'lol'.

that chick been there and done that.

when you guys gonna learn that there is no such thing as a truly "new" chick in Prince's world. he keeps women like the rest of you men keep old socks. Just laying around waiting to be worn.

HotGritz said:

that chick been there and done that.

when you guys gonna learn that there is no such thing as a truly "new" chick in Prince's world. he keeps women like the rest of you men keep old socks. Just laying around waiting to be worn.

You crazy, Anjal aka rockhardANT.

Is the the Penthouse Forums?

Can someone translate - I couldn't bring myself to reading that.

Mong said:

You crazy, Anjal aka rockhardANT.

I know, right?! LMAO!!

Decent voice, but as far as eye candy? It ain't hittin', bruh! Rosie was cuter.

CocoRock said:

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CocoRock said:

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This never ever gets old...for everytime I see it

get back to school.....fool!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Mong said:

You crazy, Anjal aka rockhardANT.

I know, right?! LMAO!!

Decent voice, but as far as eye candy? It ain't hittin', bruh! Rosie was cuter.

For real!

rockhardANT said:

YOU MF WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW OF PRINCE PROTEGE...SO DONT SAY I DIDNT TELL YOU.. LET ME FIRST GIVE A BIT OF INSIGHT ON WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT I OBSERVED.

ELEVAETE FOR HOPE SHELIA E. ON JUNE 3,2011 WAS COOL, NICE FLOW, NICE BANDS AND NICE CROWD. ATMOSPHERE WAS FUNKY DJ WAS SHIT, AND THAT I MEAN WACK, MF DID NOT KNOW HOW TO REMIX PRINCE SHIT VIDEOS ON MONITOR WERE TIGHT, SEEN THEM ALL TYKA WITH HER CUTE ASS WAS UP ON STAGE, MUST COMPLAIN DID NOT DO ENOUGHT SUNGS TYKA..WTF?! CHECKED OUT THIS TABLE AND THERE WERE 2 YOUNG LADIES THERE SELLING MERCHANDISE, ME HAVING SWAGGER I APPROACHED ONE LADY AND SHE BRIEFLY TOLD ME WHAT THE MERCHANDISE WAS AND THE PRICING.. OK I TRIED WITH THE MAC BUT I CAN TELL SHE WAS NOT AMUSED..SO I WATCHED HER THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT ALONG WITH THE SHOW..DAMON WAS THE ANNOUNCER(PRINCE NPG DANCER) MATT FINK, BOBBY Z ( DUDE LOOKED COOL AFTER THE HEART ATTACK) VIP AREA THEY WERE KIP BLACKSHIRE, THAT MF CAN HIT SOME SHIT, DAMN.. AS THE NIGHT WENT I KEPT MY EYE ON THIS CHICK, ALL THAT ASS SHE MOVED BACK AND FORTH, I MUST HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO INTRIGUE HER WHEN SHE WALKED BY AND FOCUSED EYE CONTACT WITH ME SHE WOULD HAVE THESE PIERCING EYES ON ME..HOT, SHIT. BUT SHE WALKED BY AGAIN WITH THE OTHER GIRL AND WENT TO THE BACK, HEY I DID WHAT I DO BEST MOVED RIGHT WITH THEM...SHE CAME BACK DOWN THE WALKWAY AND JUST STOOD IN THE CORNER BEHIND ME..NEXT THING I KNEW I FELT SOMEONE PRESS ON MY BACK, AND THIS ARM COME AROUND MY CHEST WTF..WTF..WTF..SHE THEN START SINGING WITH A QUITE WHISPERY VOICE ALL THE MAN THAT I NEED SONG..I KNOW THE SONG SHIT I WORE IT ON MY SLEEVES WHEN IT CAME OUT..BABY IM ALL THE MAN YOU NEED BACK IN THE DAY..BUT SHIT THIS WOMAN SONG MADE MY DICK HARD (THEY DONT CALL ME ROCKHARDANT 4NUTTIN') BUT FEELIN' THE BREATHE OF HER BODY IN MY EAR, AND SHIT THIS WOMAN SMELLED SO FUCKIN' GOOD IT MADE MY SHIT EVEN HARDER..DAMN..AT LAST SHE SUNG ABIT AND JUST LEFT ME THERE HOLDIN' MY DICK IN MY HANDS..SHIT

AFTER COMPOSIN' MYSELF... I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WHO IN THE HELL IS THIS FUCKIN' CHICK..ME BEING ME I TRIED AGAIN TO SPEAK WITH HER BUT I HAD TO ASK HER FIRST WHY SHE DONE THAT..SHE WAS MUTE! WHAT THE FUCK, PRETTY MUCH ALL I ASKED HER SHE WAS MUTE, I GUESS THIS IS SOMETHING ALL PRINCE WOMEN ARE OBLIGATED TO DO..SO I ASKED HER IF SHE NEW SHELIA E., SHE SAID NOTHIN' I ASKED HER IF SHE KNEW BRIA, SHE KINDA OF NODDED ON THAT ONE, DID NOT FOR SURE KNOW IF IT WAS A YES OR NO, BELIEVE IT WAS A YES, ASKED HER IF PRINCE WILL BE BRINGIN' HIS TOUR TO MINNEAPOLIS, SHE THEN LOOKED AT ME WITH THEM DAMN PIERCIN' EYES AND WITH A PRETTY SMILE WITH PERFECTED TEETH, SHE PUT HER FINGER UP TO WAVE A NO..NO AND AGAIN SHE TRIED TO WALK AWAY BUT I WAS NOT HAVIN' IT..I LAID THE ANT TACTICS ON HER, LIKE BABY GIRL, YOU BEING PRINCE MERCHANDISE GIRL WHAT CONNECTIONS DO YOU HAVE, IM JUST SAYN BRIA CAN JUST SIT HER FLAT NONE SINGIN' ASS DOWN ( NUTHING AGAINST BRIA) SHE JUST CANNOT BRING IT LIKE THIS CHICK CAN,TO MAKE MY DICK HARD JUST BY SINGIN'..YOU MF KNOW THAT SHIT IS TO THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE... I THOUGHT BRIA WAS GONNA BE THERE BUT NO SITE OF HER, O SHIT ALEXANDER ONIEL WAS THERE I THOUGHT THE MF WOULD TAKE THE STAGE AND REALLY TURN THAT SHIT OUT..BUT NO PERFORMANCE I SAW HIM AND MICHAEL BLAND TALKIN'

BACK TO THIS CHICK...I ASKED HER NAME AND SHE SAID ANGEL..I TOLD HER AND THAT YOU ARE..SHE SMIRKED AND SAID SHE HAD TO GO WE WILL TALK LATER, DIDNT BELIEVE HER SO I CONTINUED TO HOLD ON TO HER SOFT AS ARM... I THEN ASKED ARE YOU AND PRINCE WORKIN TOGEHER OR SOMETHING, FUCKIN IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU GUYS WERE NOT... SHIT BROUGHT ME BACK TO THE DAY OF PRINCE AND ROSIE SINGIN'... BUT THIS CHICK HER AND PRINCE SHIT THEM MF GET TOGETHER SHE I KNOW I WOULD BE HOPIN' FROM PUSSY TO PUSSY SHIT I WOULD BE BEYOND BABY MAKIN' SHIT..ILL BE MAKIN FUCKIN' TRIPPLETS AND QUAD TRIPPLETS FROM THAT SHIT...BUT SHE JUST SMILED AND SAID HMMM...

SHE THEN DID SOME KIND OF STEP THEN THEY CALLED HER ON STAGE WITH DAMON AND THIS CHICK CAN NOT ONLY SING AND LOOK FINE ASS HELL, DAMN THEM TITS HANGIN OUT LIKE THAT SHIT... SHE WAS HILARIOUS AS HELL AS SHE GAVE THE MERCHANDISE TO PEOPLE...THIS WOMAN IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE

BY THE WAY SHE STATED THAT SHE HAD SOME VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE, I TRIED FOR DAYS TO FIND HER, AND I FOUND HER....ITS NOT ANGEL BUT ITS ANJAL SO I CAME UPON THIS AND I FOUND HER ASS...BABY GIRL ROCKHARDANT IS HERE, AND I KNOW I WILL BE SEEING YOU AROUND I POST YOU ON MY FB EVERYDAY...GIVE A MAN A CALL DAMN GIRL..

OH THAT SHE WONT HAPPEN, THATS PRINCE SHIT NOW! FUCK

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU GIRL... EVERYDAY GIRL EVERYDAY CHECK HER ASS OUT HERE..LISTEN TO THAT SHIT IN YOUR EAR..BUSTA RHYMES GOT FLAV IN YO EAR

http://youtu.be/xePwlByFge4 http://youtu.be/4jxzjOHcoHQ

Spellcheck and small capital letters are not your enemy. Please make them your friends.

lavender1983 said:

rockhardANT said:

PUT SOME GLASSES ON THEN MF!!!

My bloody head hurts just looking at the text and I’m wearing glasses

TypoQueen said:

PIC #1 - "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?"

PIC #2 - "I THINK I JUST BUSTED IN MY PANTS!"

And since this thread has totally lost all common sense,

I'd like to share some childhood moments with u.

FO' ALL YOU BELIEVE IM SHOUTING I THINK YA' JUST CANT SEE. HERE LET ME MAKE YA' FEEL BETTER..

Is this better?

Checked my fb and Bria kicked me the HELL OUT (n caps) , what did I do:-o ?

For those that did not read the post right, she did not grab Willy, only grabbin' Willy will lead to f***kin' and suckin' so that shit didn't happen.

Damn, sorry Bri, cold and shit

F*** it gonna listen to me some AnJal, put me he f*** sleep, gotta work hit the pole to'moro, electrician cock cock electrician

Trashcat said:

And since this thread has totally lost all common sense,

I'd like to share some childhood moments with u.

YESSSSSSSSSSS I’M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS