I just recieved this in an email. thanx lilith. Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
>>>
>>>Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17 ) You have an inventive mind and are
>>>inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the
>>>same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks
>>>you are a fucking jerk.
>>>
>>>Pisces (Feb. 18 - Mar. 19 ) You are a pioneer type and think most
>>>people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and
>>>full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in
>>>contact with. You are a prick.
>>>
>>>Aries (March 20 - April 19 ) You have a wild imagination and often
>>>think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major
>>>influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your
>>>power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
>>>
>>>Taurus (April 20 - May 19 ) You are practical and persistent. You
>>>have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think
>>>you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed
>>>communist.
>>>
>>>Gemini (May 20 - June 20 ) You are a quick and intelligent
>>>thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are
>>>inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a
>>>cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
>>>
>>>Cancer (June 21 - July 21 ) You are sympathetic and
>>>understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a
>>>sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will
>>>always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison
>>>is a Cancer.
>>>
>>>Leo (July 22 - Aug. 22 ) You consider yourself a born leader.
>>>Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain
>>>and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo
>>>people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than
>>>sex.
>>>
>>>Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 21 ) You are a logical type and hate
>>>disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends
>>>and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep
>>>while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
>>>
>>>Libra (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22 ) You are the artistic type and have a
>>>difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are
>>>probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill.
>>>Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
>>>
>>>Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21 ) You are the worst of the lot. You are
>>>shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the
>>>pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are
>>>the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
>>>
>>>Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 ) You are optimistic and
>>>enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck
>>>since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks.
>>>You are a worthless piece of shit.
>>>
>>>Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 ) You are conservative and afraid of
>>>taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been
>>>a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

That was kinda funny...

Sounds like Adam was depressed or something.

oh my...It's true about Leo. People think I am a bully and vain, selfish and arrogant. Sigh!

I never have the heart to tell them, that's how I love them.