Toy Soldiers by Martika.

"Sunny Came Home" is one of the best songs of the 90s.

Huggiebear said:

Those lyrics are not even in the song. "Wrangler Jeep"? Are you sure you were listening to the right song back in '96?

estelle81 said:

He never said "Wrangler Jeep" in that song.

Toy Soldiers by Martika.

funkycat00 said:

I like this song.

The 90s threw up some diabolical music, besides all the bands that jumped on the grunge bandwagon, we had to put up with pap rappers like Vanilla Ice and Snow. But can you think of 10 songs that really annoyed the fxxk out of you then and even now. I can, here they are.

10. Breakfast at Tiffanys - Deep Blue Something 1996?
God this was annoying, a one hit wonder and played to death on AOR and MOR stations, it wasn't even very good as middle of the road adult contemporary crap.

9. Where have all the cowboys gone - Paula Cole 1996/97?
Ridiculous Alanis Morrisette wannabe, with ridiculous lyrics (I'm gonna get you ready in my 57 chevy), and lyrics that put womens lib back in the 50s, "I'll get the coffee, you go have a beer"

8. Sunny Came Home - Shawn Colvin 1996?
Another horrendous Morrisette rip off with a silly song about Sunny coming home, did big business in the midst of Morrisette mania.

7. Touch me, Tease Me - Case 1995/96
Had the lyrics, "You're the only one for me in my 94 Wrangler Jeep", need I say more. R Kelly and a lot of inferior Da Brat/Jermaine Dupri type stop start rap with that annoying ping pong beat came out of this.

6. Two Times - Ann Lee 1999
This song is memorable for its stop start beat, and the fact like 13 whole different words feature in the lyrics, including a line that sounds like "Me and Tea Leone we the only ones". However this is probably not the correct lyrics.

5. The One and Only - Chesney Hawkes 1991
Generic pop crap carried on by an English guy who thought he was a huge star on his first and only hit. Apparently his family was the whole fan club.

4. Macarena - Los Del Mar 1996
The original was bad enough, but this was a low grade remake by the apparent creators of this song was insuffrable

3. Mambo No 5 - Lou Bega 1998/99
Face it people it wasn't that great, this was truly tacky then and now.

2. Who am I, where am I? - Jesus Jones 1991
Just to prove I am not only bashing the late 90s, the early 90s stunk too, the first hit Right here, right now was bad enough, but the za zen zahaha part of this song was justifiable torture.

1. Pump it, pump it nice and hard - Icy Blu 1991
Totally dreadful made for label pop rap made by an unknown girl who was trying to outdo Vanilla Ice in the cheesiness stakes, she had the one hit, which made Carmen Electra and Tony M look like MC Lyte and Ice Cube. Can anyone remember this


So can you guys think of some 90s hits worse than Spunilla Ice. I did.
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[Snip - luv4u][Edited 5/23/10 12:46pm]

These are all pretty awful.

Here is the list I made of the WORST 100 songs I've EVER heard. I've put in bold the ones that are from the 90s (or that I think are from the 90s). My 6 most hated songs are from that decade!

93 Blind Melon - No Rain
89 Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life
86 Counting Crows - Mr Jones
85 Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me
72 Cece Peniston - Finally
62 Nelly Furtado - Turn on the Light
58 Meredith Brooks - Bitch
55 Paula Cole - I Don't Wanna Wait
44 The Eagles - Hotel California
34 Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You
26 Green Day - Time of Your Life
25 Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight
15 Nelly Furtado - I'm Like a Bird
2 Barenaked Ladies - One Week

Here is the list I made of the WORST 100 songs I've EVER heard. I've put in bold the ones that are from the 90s (or that I think are from the 90s). My 6 most hated songs are from that decade!


92 Geri Halliwell - Look At Me
83 Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much
78 Wilson Phillips - Hold On
29 Nine Days - Absolutely (Story of a Girl)
12 Will Smith - Gettin Jiggy with It[/b]
4 Chumbawumba - Tubthumping

Here is the list I made of the WORST 100 songs I've EVER heard. I've put in bold the ones that are from the 90s (or that I think are from the 90s). My 6 most hated songs are from that decade!

100 Akon - Smack That
98 Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl
97 Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
96 Color Me Badd - I Adore Mi Amour <--- never heard but it is CMB after all
82 Ricky Martin - She's All I Ever Had
80 Fergie - Fergalicious
76 Toby Keith - Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
70 Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman
68 Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon Bon
64 Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry
63 Eamon - Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)
41 Beyonce - Diva
39 50 Cent - Candy Shop
33 Kid Rock - Cowboy
32 Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
28 Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama

72 Cece Peniston - Finally

Moonbeam said:

I love this song!!!!!

Moonbeam said:

I love this song!!!!!

Moonbeam said:

I love this song!!!!!

The 90s threw up some diabolical music, besides all the bands that jumped on the grunge bandwagon, we had to put up with pap rappers like Vanilla Ice and Snow. But can you think of 10 songs that really annoyed the fxxk out of you then and even now. I can, here they are.

10. Breakfast at Tiffanys - Deep Blue Something 1996?
God this was annoying, a one hit wonder and played to death on AOR and MOR stations, it wasn't even very good as middle of the road adult contemporary crap.

9. Where have all the cowboys gone - Paula Cole 1996/97?
Ridiculous Alanis Morrisette wannabe, with ridiculous lyrics (I'm gonna get you ready in my 57 chevy), and lyrics that put womens lib back in the 50s, "I'll get the coffee, you go have a beer"

8. Sunny Came Home - Shawn Colvin 1996?
Another horrendous Morrisette rip off with a silly song about Sunny coming home, did big business in the midst of Morrisette mania.

7. Touch me, Tease Me - Case 1995/96
Had the lyrics, "You're the only one for me in my 94 Wrangler Jeep", need I say more. R Kelly and a lot of inferior Da Brat/Jermaine Dupri type stop start rap with that annoying ping pong beat came out of this.

6. Two Times - Ann Lee 1999
This song is memorable for its stop start beat, and the fact like 13 whole different words feature in the lyrics, including a line that sounds like "Me and Tea Leone we the only ones". However this is probably not the correct lyrics.

5. The One and Only - Chesney Hawkes 1991
Generic pop crap carried on by an English guy who thought he was a huge star on his first and only hit. Apparently his family was the whole fan club.

4. Macarena - Los Del Mar 1996
The original was bad enough, but this was a low grade remake by the apparent creators of this song was insuffrable

3. Mambo No 5 - Lou Bega 1998/99
Face it people it wasn't that great, this was truly tacky then and now.

2. Who am I, where am I? - Jesus Jones 1991
Just to prove I am not only bashing the late 90s, the early 90s stunk too, the first hit Right here, right now was bad enough, but the za zen zahaha part of this song was justifiable torture.

1. Pump it, pump it nice and hard - Icy Blu 1991
Totally dreadful made for label pop rap made by an unknown girl who was trying to outdo Vanilla Ice in the cheesiness stakes, she had the one hit, which made Carmen Electra and Tony M look like MC Lyte and Ice Cube. Can anyone remember this


So can you guys think of some 90s hits worse than Spunilla Ice. I did.
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[Snip - luv4u][Edited 5/23/10 12:46pm]

midiscover said:

ME TOO!!

I'm listening to it right now.

Moonbeam said:

TonyVanDam said:

Honestly who really liked that song?

That was one of the most ridiculous songs of any era.

Cinnie said:

I'll tell ya who's hot, who's not:

That song is definitely NOT.

12.Boom Boom Boom Boom (Vengaboys)
My ears & mind were raped like 100 times during the summer of 1998
Songs like this killed any trace of respectability for the late-90s Eurodance...

Moonbeam said:

The Diana Ross is ace, right?

Cinnie said:

No! I hate that song too! The way they've done her sample makes it sound even more annoying than the overly nasal original to me.

JoeTyler said:

THAT^ is one of the best dance songs ever concerning one night stands.

Toy Soldiers by Martika.

'Cotton Eye Joe' by whatever set of cunts that released it.