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Reply #60 posted 01/23/10 3:37pm

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This is why i cant take him serious as a musician. I mean he plays well, but hes also annoying for his image

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Reply #61 posted 01/23/10 5:40pm

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matthewgrant said:

thekidsgirl said:

That picture of cover picture makes me want to pencil him into my masturbation schedule drool

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Reply #62 posted 01/25/10 12:47pm

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ernestsewell said:

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Is that all? I can think of several other things I'd do (or let be done to me) with him.

I'd masturbate him with the inside of my mouth, and other orifices.




I love this thread touched



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Reply #63 posted 01/25/10 1:15pm

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paisleypark4 said:

matthewgrant said:


yeahthat



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Reply #64 posted 01/25/10 1:16pm

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I just had a thought....



What if John masturbates so much because he is bad in the sack? hmmm
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Reply #65 posted 01/25/10 2:16pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

I just had a thought....



What if John masturbates so much because he is bad in the sack? hmmm



That can't be possible.
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Reply #66 posted 01/25/10 2:19pm

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ABeautifulOne said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I just had a thought....



What if John masturbates so much because he is bad in the sack? hmmm



That can't be possible.



Why? I mean what if can't satisfy anybody so to get his daily release...he chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, beats the salami, joys the stick and so on and so forth?


Yeah....he bad in bed I think.
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Reply #67 posted 01/25/10 2:26pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

ABeautifulOne said:




That can't be possible.



Why? I mean what if can't satisfy anybody so to get his daily release...he chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, beats the salami, joys the stick and so on and so forth?


Yeah....he bad in bed I think.



Still if a dude if bad in bed , he is still going to get HIS release. One has nothing to do with the other .

And as far as hes concerned , he could lay there like a dead fish for all I care
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Reply #68 posted 01/25/10 2:32pm

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newpower99 said:

DesireeNevermind said:




Why? I mean what if can't satisfy anybody so to get his daily release...he chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, beats the salami, joys the stick and so on and so forth?


Yeah....he bad in bed I think.



Still if a dude if bad in bed , he is still going to get HIS release. One has nothing to do with the other .

And as far as hes concerned , he could lay there like a dead fish for all I care



spit dayum! and eww!
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Reply #69 posted 01/25/10 2:57pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

ABeautifulOne said:




That can't be possible.



Why? I mean what if can't satisfy anybody so to get his daily release...he chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, beats the salami, joys the stick and so on and so forth?


Yeah....he bad in bed I think.



Wow honey you went it... Made me scared of my own peen for a minute lol
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Reply #70 posted 01/25/10 3:11pm

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ABeautifulOne said:

DesireeNevermind said:




Why? I mean what if can't satisfy anybody so to get his daily release...he chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, beats the salami, joys the stick and so on and so forth?


Yeah....he bad in bed I think.



Wow honey you went it... Made me scared of my own peen for a minute lol



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Reply #71 posted 01/29/10 11:41am

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newpower99 said:

DesireeNevermind said:




Why? I mean what if can't satisfy anybody so to get his daily release...he chokes the chicken, spanks the monkey, beats the salami, joys the stick and so on and so forth?


Yeah....he bad in bed I think.



Still if a dude if bad in bed , he is still going to get HIS release. One has nothing to do with the other .

And as far as hes concerned , he could lay there like a dead fish for all I care



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