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Reply #30 posted 01/21/10 7:54pm

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CHIC0 said:

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Reply #31 posted 01/21/10 8:01pm

Timmy84	John looks like he could fuck anything that moves... so if he says men are sexy... hmm...
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Reply #32 posted 01/21/10 9:22pm

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paisleypark4 said:

Got DAYM I want to fuck him so

You naughty lil boy. lol

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Reply #33 posted 01/21/10 9:26pm

ernestsewell	I wanna see his O face.
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Reply #34 posted 01/21/10 9:28pm

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HIS LIPS ARE GORGEOUS !!! razz

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Reply #35 posted 01/21/10 9:34pm

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Timmy84 said:

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what were you doing on a blog, though? smile

Because I was. falloff

Damn y'all. lol

This ain't about me, it's about John Mayer. ohgoon

hilarious exchange!

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Reply #36 posted 01/21/10 11:26pm

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“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week." "I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

He just a big ole freak.

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Reply #37 posted 01/21/10 11:37pm

Timmy84	SUPRMAN said: Timmy84 said: Because I was. Damn y'all. This ain't about me, it's about John Mayer. hilarious exchange!
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Reply #38 posted 01/22/10 5:54am

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ernestsewell said:

I wanna see his O face.

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Reply #39 posted 01/22/10 6:10am

novabrkr	The hair there is dangerously starting to build up into a typhoon-do.
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Reply #40 posted 01/22/10 6:21am

DanceWme	paisleypark4 said: Got DAYM I want to fuck him so u aint the only one
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Reply #41 posted 01/22/10 6:28am

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Love him and his music but sometimes I just need him to shhh

Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off

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Reply #42 posted 01/22/10 6:46am

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The last thing I want to know about is some other guy's masturbation regime...but having said that I'd rather listen to him talk about his self-loving than have to listen to his dreary new album again.

(PS John, your cover of Crossroads is fecking shite )

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Reply #43 posted 01/22/10 9:59am

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PricelessHo said:

CHIC0 said:

well wait...is that a bad cry or a good one? lol

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Reply #44 posted 01/22/10 10:27am

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PricelessHo said:

well wait...is that a bad cry or a good one? lol

it's a i wanna filthily corrupt the living hell out of him it ain't even funny cry sad

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Reply #45 posted 01/22/10 10:30am

ernestsewell	newpower99 said: ernestsewell said: I wanna see his O face. One of many, I'm sure. I like him a bit more trimmed w/ the hair on his head. He doesn't look as sloppy. On some folks it works, on him it doesn't.
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Reply #46 posted 01/22/10 10:36am

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ernestsewell said:

One of many, I'm sure. I like him a bit more trimmed w/ the hair on his head. He doesn't look as sloppy. On some folks it works, on him it doesn't.

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Reply #47 posted 01/22/10 10:48am

FunkyGraf	Thank you for posting this. I haven't checked Rolling Stone in years, and otherwise would have missed this very sexy photo. Yes, he could get it early and often! Many people think he's bi.
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Reply #48 posted 01/22/10 10:53am

ernestsewell	newpower99 said: ernestsewell said: One of many, I'm sure. I like him a bit more trimmed w/ the hair on his head. He doesn't look as sloppy. On some folks it works, on him it doesn't. ::swoon::
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Reply #49 posted 01/22/10 10:53am

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FunkyGraf said:

Thank you for posting this. I haven't checked Rolling Stone in years, and otherwise would have missed this very sexy photo.

Yes, he could get it early and often!

Many people think he's bi.

I would masturbate him woot!

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Reply #50 posted 01/22/10 12:13pm

DesireeNevermi nd	ernestsewell said: newpower99 said: One of many, I'm sure. I like him a bit more trimmed w/ the hair on his head. He doesn't look as sloppy. On some folks it works, on him it doesn't. i agree. long hair on him just makes him look like a slacker in need of a long hot bath....with antibacterial soap.
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Reply #51 posted 01/22/10 1:11pm

FunkyGraf	newpower99 said: I would masturbate him Is that all? I can think of several other things I'd do (or let be done to me) with him.
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Reply #52 posted 01/22/10 1:13pm

ernestsewell	FunkyGraf said: newpower99 said: I would masturbate him Is that all? I can think of several other things I'd do (or let be done to me) with him. I'd masturbate him with the inside of my mouth, and other orifices.
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Reply #53 posted 01/22/10 1:26pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

ernestsewell said:

One of many, I'm sure. I like him a bit more trimmed w/ the hair on his head. He doesn't look as sloppy. On some folks it works, on him it doesn't.

i agree. long hair on him just makes him look like a slacker in need of a long hot bath....with antibacterial soap.

I like him either way:

"You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup...Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend." - Bruce Lee
"Water can nourish me, but water can also carry me. Water has magic laws." - JCVD

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Reply #54 posted 01/22/10 1:39pm

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WaterInYourBath said:

I like him either way:

and bald too!

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Reply #55 posted 01/22/10 1:48pm

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FunkyGraf said:

Thank you for posting this. I haven't checked Rolling Stone in years, and otherwise would have missed this very sexy photo.

Yes, he could get it early and often!

Many people think he's a douche.

that's about the only reason I believe he gets pussy.... wink