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John Mayer is pretty funny sometimes, and I don't just mean his voice and face. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone (with a hot picture on the cover, I might add) John says, “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week." What? That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. He goes on to say, "I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.” Well said, John. How does this guy get away with all the crazy stuff he says? Oh. Money.

I saw this last night on a gay blog somewhere.

Through out the whole article he really tries almost to hard to come off as an asshole.

lazycrockett said:

Yeah his comments sound douchey.

I don't like him or his music but I follow him on twitter isn't that funny

Ya know he does have a pretty mouth.

babybugz said:

Why would you follow someone you don't like?

Timmy84 said:

I follow people I don't like . alot of times because everybody is following them lol I'll press follow but don't go to their twitter page at all.

babybugz said:

I do too, and I don't have any of his albums. He's pretty funny on twitter. He gets it without trying to buy into his own self-importance. Just bizarre one liners.

NDRU said:

Yeah you get me lol

Timmy84 said:

wat are u doing in a gay blog??? curious???

alexothetimes said:

umm he's gay

alexothetimes said:

I'm gay, duh.

lmaoo

Timmy84 said:

what were you doing on a blog, though?

NDRU said:

Because I was. Damn y'all.

This ain't about me, it's about John Mayer.

Timmy84 said:

Does that blog talk about adam

It's a little surprising that he'd do such a douchey cover for RS. That's part of why I don't get into him. I think he seems like a funny guy & obviously talented, but he expressions & all just make me wanna gag.

Mmm John surely could get it from me 8 days a week with benefits lol

babybugz said:

I don't need a blog to do that, I see people talking about him on Twitter.

Timmy84 said:

I don't need twitter i'm on forums

I'm still confused as to why he sees so many butt holes

RKJCNE said:

Hmm, maybe he's been in the bed with these "butt holes". I think he's contradicting himself lol

Timmy84 said:

I don't understand how this guy is this much of a dick.
I just really don't.

Timmy84 said:

RKJCNE said:

I think he means in the porn that he's watching

Timmy84 said:

sorry i never knew

He looks REAL good on that cover. He's got some very nice lips.

NDRU said:

Got DAYM I want to fuck him so