LOL.

George just had to do it again...

but I still got nothin' but love for him.

onenitealone said:

onenitealone said:

Lord Jesus! LOL

Crash top 10

1: Careless Driver

2: Wake Me Up Before You Go Slow

3: I'm Your Van

4: Fast Christmas

5: Wham Scrap

6: I Want Your Sex & Your Insurance Details

7: Toot The Dog

8: Too Fast Love

9: Club Tropicarnage

10: Too Clunky


By ANTHONY FRANCE
Crime Reporter

GEORGE Michael was arrested on suspicion of drug-driving yesterday after smashing his car into the back of a lorry.

The Careless Whisper singer's £80,000 silver Range Rover slammed into the seven-ton truck at high speed on the A34 just after 1am.


Onlookers feared George, 46 was DEAD as he sat dazed in the mangled motor for ten minutes near Newbury, Berks.

Shaken trucker Lawrie Rowe, 43, said: "He must have been doing 100mph. When he got out he couldn't walk straight."

Gay George only recently got his licence back after a two-year ban for drug-driving in 2007.

His 4x4 twice bounced off the central reservation of the A34 near Newbury, Berks, before coming to a stop in the middle of the road just after 1am yesterday.

The motor was a write-off and the gay singer - described as "away with the fairies" - survived by a miracle.

Shocked George climbed out of the wreck and tried to beg a lift in Lawrie's cab.

Lawrie of Middlesbrough, said: "I was driving at 45mph in the inside lane when I saw a car come speeding up behind me, its lights on full beam.

"It must have been doing about 100mph and was weaving all over the place as if it was overtaking and undertaking. It smashed into the back of my cab and I felt a hell of a thump.

"His car went spinning across the outside lane and into the central barrier before bouncing back into my cab. He then hit the barrier again."


Lawrie was in his seven-ton Volvo 440 in a convoy of three trucks heading from Peterborough to Southampton.

He said: "I pulled over and called the police and ambulance.

"There was no movement from his car for what seemed like ten minutes. I was really shaken and thought someone had died.

"The Range Rover's bonnet was sticking up, the front panels were missing and all the windows were shattered.

"There were big scrape marks along the full length of the vehicle. It was blocking the road.

"Eventually the guy got out of his car. He came over to my cab and asked if I had stopped to give him a lift. I was stunned.

"He was absolutely not with it, so I told him no. But he insisted and came around the other side of the truck and tried to get in the passenger door.

Night driver ... George Michael makes a trip to the shops in the early hours, 2005

Night driver ... George Michael makes
a trip to the shops in the early hours, 2005

"When it finally dawned on him that I wouldn't give in, he walked off down the verge.

"He was quite merry and wanted a lift but didn't say where to. He was wearing glasses, a black baseball cap, a tight-fitting black T-shirt, black trousers and Crocs shoes. He carried a satchel."

Dazed George walked about 1½ miles down the verge before other truckers stopped him and made him wait for the police to arrive.

Clive Butterfield, 48, who was driving the truck in front of Lawrie's said: "How he got out alive is beyond me. It's a miracle.

"The left side of the Range Rover was non-existent. He walked up and asked for a lift. We said he had to wait for the police." Driver David Hooper, 50, added: "He was strolling along a dual carriageway, totally away with the fairies." Lawrie said: "When police arrived I said the guy looked like George Michael. They told me it was. He couldn't walk in a straight line."

But drug tests on George at a police station proved negative. He was released at 6am. Police said 14 officers went to the scene.

A spokesman added: "The driver of a Range Rover, a 46-year-old man, was arrested on suspicion of being unfit through drink or drugs. He was released without charge."

In February 2006, George was cautioned for drug possession after kipping at the wheel in Hyde Park, London. In April 2006, he hit three parked cars in his Range Rover outside his home in Highgate, North London.

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On May 15, 2006, the singer crashed near there after nodding off while listening to his iPod.

Later that year, in the early hours of October 1, police arrested Michael after finding him unconscious in his Mercedes at a junction in North-West London.

He was banned from driving for two years after pleading guilty to driving while unfit through drugs.

Last night a spokeswoman for George claimed he had NOT been arrested.

My favourite headline - still - was when Diana Ross got arrested for touching the breast of that security guard at Heathrow Airport. She'd just been searched, took massive offence, and said she'd been 'violated'...

'Tit For Tat'.

fuck all y'all who hate tabloids, especially the MJ fans, u lot got no sense of humour. who the fuck wants to read the truth?

unique said:

That's him?

xlr8r said:

About 4 years ago, yes. It may have been sooner, in fact, but it's not a recent shot. I think it was not long after the LA incident and he'd been seen driving around late at night. The rumour was he was either cruising for sex or had the late-nite munchies.

Either way - not his best shot.

xlr8r said:

no, it's just some random bloke

unique said:

Now thats more like it..the first one looks like ...god knows who

I just remembered: the LA incident was in 1998. ELEVEN years ago!!

I only realised as, for years (like everyone else ), I was saying he always set off my gaydar. Loads of people always used to say 'Nu-uh', though.

Then I went to Toronto to visit a friend, we'd all been out clubbing, it was about 2:30am, we were all sitting in Starbucks looking horrendous , and - there, in a tiny corner of the paper; it had literally just broke - was the news! I nearly spat my drink everywhere!

ELEVEN years ago... sheesh.


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onenitealone said:

The Sun had the headline "DIANA CROSS".

onenitealone said:

Yeah that looks 2005-ish to me too.

Timmy84 said:

Lawd, imagine being her aide that night... Jesus. I bet 'Miss Ross' tore a strip off EVERYONE once she got out of police custody.

onenitealone said:

I always imagined she had to be detained because her wild hair would be flying as she was seated saying "LET ME GO, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, I AM THE QUEEN OF MOTOWN! I AM THE SUPREMES! STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"

Timmy84 said:

Oh. My. GOD.

'I am the Queen Of Motown!'.

I can't remember where I read it - I think it was in 'Call Her Miss Ross' (that title!! ) - where a fan approached her whilst she was out shopping. Apparently, she was really irritated by him and he said 'But you've always been there for us!?! What about 'Reach Out And Touch?!? '. To which she replied, angrily, 'They're just songs!' , spun on her heels and stormed off. Apparently, the fan was devastated.


I looooove Diana, believe me, but she sure knows how to create drama...

onenitealone said:

But you know if this is true, I can't say I blame her, I would've told the dude to shut the fuck up.

Timmy84 said:

God, if I was a celebrity and someone interrupted me whilst I was eating or something...

onenitealone said:

Right. Whitney gets easily distracted, lol. They ask her to sing and she won't. Celebrities can't go anywhere without someone putting paper in front of their tables.

funny I was just listening to george michael yesterday

Timmy84 said:

Being accosted at a urinal must be the worst. Well, unless you're George Michael.

unique said:

Great pic, new avatar upcoming!

onenitealone said:

And that was weird anyway. George must've been attracted to Latinos at the time (because the cop was Latino) so he didn't figure nothing. I bet when he found out he was a cop, he looked like one of those pictures with him looking " "

Timmy84 said:

I seem to know far too much crap about celebrities but didn't the cop try to sue the LAPD or something afterwards?? I seem to remember they'd picked him specifically because he was 'the pretty one'. I think the case, and all the attention it created, got on his nerves. Poor thing.

And I can't blame George for being attracted to Latinos.

onenitealone said:

Yeah, he also tried to sue George for the "Fastlove" video because he had cops in there making out. Hey, that's what he gets for agreeing to be an undercover cop in the first place. He can't help it if he's cute.

Timmy84 said:

It should be the law: if you don't wanna get ogled by the gheys/bis, don't put a sexy policeman in a uniform. Put the veterans on duty.

onenitealone said:

Some in the U.S. media keep talking about how the "incident" ruined George's career in this country but the cop's career ended when he got involved with George.
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I don't like Diana, but I don't believe a word randy j tarroborelli writes. However, I do know one of mom's coworkers damn near snatched Diana baldheaded at a Macy's in Connecticut

scriptgirl said:

And she live to tell the tale!

scriptgirl said: