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Nick Cannon Calls Eminem A “Peroxide Drenched Homophobic Has-Been”


Nick Cannon took to his blog Friday afternoon to issue a warning to Eminem: he’s making it his mission to take Marshall Mathers down. So what sparked Cannon’s rage?

After returning from a second honeymoon in Maldives with wife Mariah Carey, Cannon took a listen to Eminem’s new CD, Release. And he really didn’t like what he heard. Cannon said the album “sounds like it was written in2001 ,” but his real beef is with the derogatory lyrics Shady penned about Cannon and his wife Mariah Carey—specifically on the track Bagpipes from Baghdad. In the song, Eminem calls Carey some names too obscene to be printed here, and even makes a threat to Cannon: ”Nick Cannon better back the f*** up/ I'm not playin. I want her back ya punk.”

“Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife,” Cannon writes. “The same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago!”

Cannon also called the Eight Mile wordsmith rac!st and disrespectful to women. “Your blatant disrespect not just to black women but ALL women in general must stop,” he said. “So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife…You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!”

The song's hilarious, but I don't blame Nick Cannon for defending his future ex-wife.

What else is Nick Cannon for, apart from being Mr Mariah Carey?

LOL the rapper who lost to corny ass Nick Cannon, he is GOOD.

the whole blog

http://www.nickcannon.com/blog.html

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Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in2001 . At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”

So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”

But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”

Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.

Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.

So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!

Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama.

Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL

Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!

So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!

Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.

You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.

I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! That’s what I do all day Bitch!

So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

bboy87 said:

Not MISS MARSHALL, damn

And yeah, somebody oughta ring that angry bitch's neck and get it over with already

bboy87 said:

I was with him until he started going into the racial bullshit. I won't even go there.

But yeah, I always found it embarrassing how Eminem would pick fights with women and "soft" men like Moby. Doesn't he realise how pathetic it makes him look?

For the entire rant there are snippets that we can all take in different ways, this way or that way, but I do have to admit I agreed with him 100% about dudes talkin' smack about women they have beef with, that clearly didn't start any public bull**** with them. That's just weak. After all, it's been how many years since they had their alleged rendezvous? Notice she never had anything to say about him since their public falling out. It's called growing up and moving on, already...

What did he expect? He's a shit hopper, he's trash. He should be ignored.

Wasn't her song 'Clown' about him?

candyperfume said:

All the signs say so, but she denies it.

Eminem has always taken pot shots at "easy" targets. He's a pussy.

Harlepolis said:

I was just thinking the same thing...

Even if it was, it was sooooo long ago, though...what has it been, like 7 years since the Charmbracelet album?

That dude needs to move on already...and lawd knows he continually says much worse in his songs about the chicks he wants to beef with...but almost 10 years after they've moved on? Po' thang needs a hobby, or prayer, or both.

Nick Cannon says basically everything I have been thinking about Eminem. Although, I agree with vainandy; he should be ignored.

I remember a few years ago when gay people were all out in the streets raising hell about some of his comments or lyrics. I thought at that time, and still think, they should sit their ass down and shut up because their anger is humorous to him and others like him. When assholes like him get no reponse, they get bored and go away.

I always thought Eminem was full of sh*t. He definitely has issues with disrespecting women. He doesn't even respect his own mother nor the mother of his daughter. He's his own worst enemy.
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Eminem is about to drop a #1 album and Nick Cannon is married to Mariah Carey. You do the math. Plus, this website is pretty cool to navigate

http://www.therelapse.com...m=entrance

2elijah said:

Pretty screwed up since he's supposed to be raising a young woman.

He can have his number one album sales. At the end of the day doesn't mean much.

Eminem is so played out.His "shock tactics" aren't even shocking anymore.Dissing other celebrities? Is this the only trick he has up his sleeve? Is this all he has to offer? I guess he really is a one-trick pony.

Can't say I disagree. Eminem is doing the same old shtick over and over again. Shocked it is still working.

SoulAlive said:

It's funny this has even come up, because over here they're showing an MTV masters on music celebrity beefs on the air right now, but they're all from at least 5, 6 years ago. That kinda behavior is so pre-2003

Man Eminem is so 2002 even IF his album debuts at #1. NEXT!

SoulAlive said:

His new video is the same formula, he just replaced Christina Aguilera and Michael Jackson with Amy Winehouse this time. Seriously, it was that predictable.

Eminem can go fuck himself

Nick Cannon said:





Oh shit...somebody stop VainAndy...he's gonna whoop Eminem's ass!

um. that's a little too much energy right there. damn, Em really got up all in Nick's feelings, huh?. you know Mariah had to be whining about it. also, this is probaly Nick's last ditch effort to get the media's attention. it would be funny if Em didn't even feed into it anymore, though he does have a new abulm coming out, so i'm sure he will.

"your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! "

Eminem was setting himself up for parody from day one.

Unlike other teeny bopper artists who took advantage of their success to move beyond Jr. High level antics, he stayed there and wallowed in it.

Nothing is sadder than a grown thirty-something man trying to play with the Jr. High kids.
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Nick is 100% right. Eminem was ok with me but like madonna the shock tactics are so boring. He is overrated white boy and he knows this I want him to fuck with somebody that can fight back until then Stop!
What is wrong with Justin and him always making jokes really.

He needs to crack one on Mike freaking Tyson!

Early on i would have defended Mariah, but i dont for the most part, for alot of her stories are false. As for Eminem hes an asshole and always was, the fact that Mariah messed with him or even put herself into that world of assholes shows how immature she is, and hence NICK CANNON is the last person that should talk about DISRESPECTING females, for he is close to being a king of the disrespect charts. The bullshit stuff he pulled with Christina Milian and then going on RADIO and airing out his dirt, and lies, I mean give me a break. Not to mention the bullshit Mr. Cannon, pulled with dancers on his WIld N Out show, while he was so "into" Mariah.
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