NMusiqNSoul said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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I want her to take a break... from all things, just for a while... even if JayZ knocked her up tomorrow she'd probably find some project she could do up to the 9th month... she'd play a pregnant singer who solves crimes on the side or something... damn, does she not get sick of herself???

She is wonder woman. I've been wondering what the hell she see's in JayZ 4 years now.

Graycap23 said:

He isn't attractive at all, but it could be his swagga & he's probably 6 inches or more. Yeah, that would do it!

KeyLimePy said:

Swagger?.....lol.

Beyonce is a talentless fame whore that interjects herself into everything just to get some print, no matter how stupid she looks.

Graycap23 said:

Can make a...



Look like a...



THATS swagger, alright

Harlepolis said:

I shouldn't be laughing but...

*cough* okay...
I don't think money was it since she had/has her own.

KidaDynamite said:

She's rich,,,,,he's wealthy.

There u go.

Harlepolis said:

I just don't see her to greedy like that.

KidaDynamite said:

Me neither.

But her PIMP daddy is

Graycap23 said:

He isn't attractive at all, but it could be his swagga & he's probably 6 inches or more. Yeah, that would do it!

Graycap23 said:

Can make a...



Look like a...



THATS swagger, alright

Harlepolis said:

I just don't see her to greedy like that.

Sorry about that thing above.

Despite not being an American myself (which sort of was the whole point about the ironic remark on the top part of the thread), I am every bit as happy about B. Obama being elected as the president of the United States (hell I called my own MOTHER in the morning to discuss it). And even despite being a well-known cynic and a pessimist around here, I am now a bit more positive about the future even on a global scale.

Explaining attempts at humour is a bit of a dead-end and ridiculous, but I'll give it a try:

I can take the role of an asshole on this site periodically if it makes people for a moment to reflect on their own feelings and reactions. That's basically what any attempts at humour are basically about, since they really on social contradictions and expose a number of sore aspects of our day-to-day existence by default. The question here really is always to me - and insofar as I've observed the writing on this site and PPML for more than a decade now - what use is it for anyone to get upset because of off-the-cuff one-liners?. Can these reactions themselves be used for anything? I can understand that the percentage of people who would find a joke such as that funny rely on the supposition that there remains also a whole lot of people who don't. Which is to say racial tension is not going to go anywhere too soon - but if people really would understand that such "tension" isn't just an abstract entity "out there", but requires your own reflection and a willingness to support such a psychic structure in your own mind, we would have won half the battle already. It's not that people wouldn't be entitled to their feelings, or that they would be simply imagining any form of oppression, it's just that people shouldn't simply rely an those sentiments as given, because more than anything people are reacting to mere references to imflammatory topics held together by a few vague words associated with such phenomenons than any actual content itself. If it's a form of opposition, then fine, but it shouldn't be automated - it should demand reflection. That is exactly the function the educational system should have, but it doesn't due to it being advantegous for the social orders in general not to teach a critical attitude which should be also applied on yourself and not just the surrounding environment. Simple attempts at humour like that don't certainly change the world on their own right, but are a bit better way to convery certain issues than mere "you're wrong about that"-attitude. Just observe your own reactions and be honest about them - that's all I'm asking.

Of course it doesn't change the fact that I am just the type of personality that likes to stir shit by default. Thank you for reading, and since an explanation was demended. I'm not going to contribute to this thread anymore, if somebody wants to comment on it send a private message.

CalhounSq said:

And yet, she'd probably do just that. Sorry but I can barely see anyone as Wonder Woman other than Lynda Carter let alone Beyonce. How are they gonna work that whole Greek aspect in there? I still don't think Beyonce is a very good actress.

KidaDynamite said:

Me neither.

But her PIMP daddy is

Harlepolis said:

I believe that also ..he's with HER for all the wrong reasons cause Beyonce surely doesn't need him..

I want her to take a break... from all things, just for a while... even if JayZ knocked her up tomorrow she'd probably find some project she could do up to the 9th month... she'd play a pregnant singer who solves crimes on the side or something... damn, does she not get sick of herself???

First it's the presidency. Now they want to take away Wonder Woman from us too.

KidaDynamite said:

I agree, I don't think she married him for money. I mean, if you've got millions of your own why on Earth would you wanna roll over in the morning and look at that face for the rest of ya life????

Beyonce never had a boyfriend before Jay-Z. When she was single she
talked about having money but no one to share it with so Jay-Z was
the first to come along. She didn't seem to want to play the dating game.
Being as young as she is she didn't have to rush but shit solange got
knocked up before she turned 18 and it was like damn. Where the hell was
Papa Knowles then? Oh he was busy pimping beyonce.
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