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wtf .... who cares about all of that , he got woman off with his guitar play | |
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motownlover said: wtf .... who cares about all of that , he got woman off with his guitar play
i find it funny. that woman who made all those sculptures must have been ultra-sexy. | |
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Two questions,
1) What does this have to do with 'Music' ? 2) Who gives a shit?  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: Two questions,
1) What does this have to do with 'Music' ? 2) Who gives a shit? and what does Madonna's marriage or Jackson's kids have to do with music?? | |
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And this is why we can't talk about an artist's private life. I ban all talk of Michael, Janet, Madonna, and Prince, lol. And other artists too. 
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ew. who'd want to look at that. | |
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i know it's controversial. A "penis" From Jimi Hendrix. I never claimed it was the best thread ever. But it still has the right to exist as well as all the marriages and divorces and stuff. | |
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graecophilos said: i know it's controversial. A "penis" From Jimi Hendrix. I never claimed it was the best thread ever. But it still has the right to exist as well as all the marriages and divorces and stuff.
You just want a multi-post thread. | |
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Timmy84 said: graecophilos said: i know it's controversial. A "penis" From Jimi Hendrix. I never claimed it was the best thread ever. But it still has the right to exist as well as all the marriages and divorces and stuff.
You just want a multi-post thread. i have to admit that I sometimes imagine I would be paid a Euro for every replie to my posts... BTW, I'm a student. So it's okaya I spend my time here and with these thoughts.,.. | |
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I had to laugh  | |
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 I'm not sure why people are getting their knickers in a twist about this thread.
Cynthia Plaster Caster is a fucking legend. Of course it has to do with music. Obviously certain topics have been done to fucking death in this forum. And that, people should knock off. Like, now. But what's music without the stories that go with it? Hendrix was one of Cynthia's first casts, and apparently her favourite. It's a good story. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Well, his penis could not have been fully erected when it was being plastered, right?
I don't even want to reveal how short my penis is when it's not erected. I don't think most men would either. All of this reveals one important cultural notion though: penises are discussed in public only in reference to their fully erect measures! | |
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Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"?  | |
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novabrkr said: Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"?
Okay, I'm not gonna let this end as a topic about our penis sizes. I'm pretty sure this is his final length. That lady... which other musicians did she have? I mean, many musicians showed their dicks. John Lennon made a whole film about his penis ("Self Portrait"). Also imagine the Two Virgins cover. | |
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graecophilos said: novabrkr said: Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"?
Okay, I'm not gonna let this end as a topic about our penis sizes. I'm pretty sure this is his final length. That lady... which other musicians did she have? I mean, many musicians showed their dicks. John Lennon made a whole film about his penis ("Self Portrait"). Also imagine the Two Virgins cover. Does the lil baby on the Nirvana cover count? PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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oh no you didn't | |
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graecophilos said: novabrkr said: Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"?
Okay, I'm not gonna let this end as a topic about our penis sizes. I'm pretty sure this is his final length. That lady... which other musicians did she have? I mean, many musicians showed their dicks. John Lennon made a whole film about his penis ("Self Portrait"). Also imagine the Two Virgins cover. I saw a documentary about her years ago and if I remember correctly she's got casts of hundreds musicians' penises or peni. [Edited 10/19/08 20:38pm] | |
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I read about the incident in one of my Hendrix bios...funny story! Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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Subject: Re: Hendrix's penis Linked to: the 'Hendrix's penis' thread in 'Music: Non-Prince' forum Sent: Sun Oct 19 2008 12:17pm _____ On the 'Hendrix's penis' thread you said: > Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"? why not only? I guess you're penis is shorter. Best orgnote I've ever had. | |
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novabrkr said: From: graecophilos (click to see profile)
Subject: Re: Hendrix's penis Linked to: the 'Hendrix's penis' thread in 'Music: Non-Prince' forum Sent: Sun Oct 19 2008 12:17pm _____ On the 'Hendrix's penis' thread you said: > Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"? why not only? I guess you're penis is shorter. Best orgnote I've ever had. yeah, I just felt attacked by you. As said before, I don't want to discuss that on the thread. This is no gay forums. | |
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Well you can freely "feel attacked" for whatever inexplainable reason, but if it leads to such embarrassing "counter-attacks" then I'd suggest you'd deal with your sentiments of anxiety in your own solemnity. | |
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While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) (or, equivalently, 4.23 in, 7.53 in).[9][10][11] The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.85 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size). [...] One study found the mean flaccid penis length to be 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) (measured by staff).[9] Length of the flaccid penis does not necessarily correspond to length of the erect penis; some smaller flaccid penises can grow much larger, and some larger flaccid penises cannot grow much larger. Source (Wikipedia): http://en.wikipedia.org/w...penis_size And thanks for asking, my own penis about the same size as Jimi's (perhaps a little smaller, but depends on the level of arousement, I guess). Unfortunately it never really corresponded equally with the desterity of my fingers when playing the electric guitar. I could however play "Voodoo Child (slight return)" all through pretty well when using great amounts of distortion and some reverb. My performance of "Little Wing" was always considered somewhat clumsy by other guitarists I knew, however, I always considered it myself to be more in spirit with Jimi's original than the versions others were playing (which to me sounded more like SRV's stuff). [Edited 10/20/08 1:37am] | |
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novabrkr said: From: graecophilos (click to see profile)
Subject: Re: Hendrix's penis Linked to: the 'Hendrix's penis' thread in 'Music: Non-Prince' forum Sent: Sun Oct 19 2008 12:17pm _____ On the 'Hendrix's penis' thread you said: > Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"? why not only? I guess you're penis is shorter. Best orgnote I've ever had. Classy stuff  It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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novabrkr said: Well you can freely "feel attacked" for whatever inexplainable reason, but if it leads to such embarrassing "counter-attacks" then I'd suggest you'd deal with your sentiments of anxiety in your own solemnity.
I concur It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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I want Laetitia's tits! I'm putting them on my Christmas list.
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TRON said: I want Laetitia's tits! I'm putting them on my Christmas list.
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graecophilos said: BTW, I'm a student. So it's okaya I spend my time here and with these thoughts.,..
Wow.... you spend your time thinking about Hendrix' penis??   | |
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How big is that in inches? I don't like a little jalapeno pepper but I'm not obsessed with size anyway. More importantly, how hairy is the motherfucker? That's what counts. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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novabrkr said: From: graecophilos (click to see profile)
Subject: Re: Hendrix's penis Linked to: the 'Hendrix's penis' thread in 'Music: Non-Prince' forum Sent: Sun Oct 19 2008 12:17pm _____ On the 'Hendrix's penis' thread you said: > Oh yeah, and what kind of fantasy-world are you living in when 14.5cm is described as "only"? why not only? I guess you're penis is shorter. Best orgnote I've ever had. what's going on in this thread? | |
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