So I've stumbled across this guy's critical review of the movie "The Wiz". He's harsh on it but funny. I think some of the things he says alot of people would agree with too

http://www.film.com/movie...8/23218358
Eric's Bad Movies: The Wiz (1978)
The award-winning Broadway musical didn't translate to the big screen. We can only partly blame Michael Jackson.

Eric D. Snider, Sep 25, 2008

When The Wiz debuted to great acclaim on Broadway in 1975, it represented a significant achievement in African-American arts and culture. The show was a retelling of The Wizard of Oz with a cast, director, producer, and writers who were all black. That in and of itself was noteworthy, but the show's success made it even more special: It ran for four years and more than 1,600 performances, and won seven Tonys, including Best Musical.

The obvious thing to do, then, would be to make a movie version that was produced, directed, and rewritten by white Jewish men. How better to recreate the Broadway magic for the silver screen than to replace the original innovators with their polar opposites? Coming soon: a Broadway version of Little Women, written and directed by giant men!

I can't say for sure whether the changes are what doomed The Wiz, because I never saw the Broadway version. Maybe it was also dull, stilted, and interminable, like the movie. Maybe I would have fast-forwarded through some of the boring parts of the Broadway version, too. Maybe the Broadway version would have caused feelings of ennui and despair in the same way that the movie version does.

But I doubt it. The filmmakers made huge changes in the story. They kept most of the songs but rewrote all the dialogue that surrounds them (and got Joel Schumacher to write it!). They cast Diana Ross, then 34 years old, as Dorothy, and changed the character from a teenage girl on a Kansas farm to a 24-year-old Harlem kindergarten teacher who is sullen, mopey, dour, and expressionless for 98 percent of the film. I didn't want her to find the wizard. I wanted her to find some Prozac. I also wanted her to find maybe a sandwich and a personal trainer, because Diana Ross in 1978 was built like Gumby in 1955.

The film is off to a boring start with Aunt Em (Theresa Merritt) throwing a dinner party and singing a bland ballad about, er, something while everyone except Dorothy eats and makes merry. Dorothy, for reasons not explained, is somber and morose, leading her to go into the kitchen and sing a bland ballad of her own, this one about, um, something else. Fear, I think. She's afraid of, you know, stuff. Things. You know how it is.

After dinner, Toto runs out into a snowstorm, which somehow also involves a tornado. It's a snow-nado, and it's sweeping through upper Manhattan! It collects Dorothy and Toto and deposits them in the Land of Oz, which is also located in Manhattan. I believe the C Train makes local stops there.

That's the gimmick the film has come up with that was not in the stage version: Oz is a fantasy-tinged version of New York City. The Lion was a statue in front of the Public Library; the Tin Man was a novelty robot on Coney Island; and the Scarecrow was, um, a scarecrow. I guess they couldn't think of a logical reason for a scarecrow to be in New York, so they went the illogical route and just had him posted in a garbage dump, where he is harassed by four crows who are totally NOT racially offensive like the four crows in Dumbo were, I swear.

The Scarecrow is played by Michael Jackson, who at this point still qualified to appear in a film with an all-black cast. It's a little weird having him play the Scarecrow, though; after the Wicked Witch gets melted, his first instinct is to offer her a $10 million settlement. The Tin Man is played by game show mainstay Nipsey Russell, and the Lion is Ted Ross, who also played the Lion on Broadway. The Tin Man sings a song about his need for oil that includes the line, "If you don't have STP, Crisco will do just fine," which coincidentally is also Michael Jackson's Facebook status.

Your obligatory Michael Jackson jokes, ladies and gentlemen!

The four (plus Toto, who disappears from one shot to the next depending on whether the filmmakers wanted to pay the dog handler that day) follow the yellow brick road through subway tunnels and city streets. You can tell it's a fantasy version of New York because they make it all the way to the Emerald City without being handed a flier or stabbed. The Emerald City is located on the World Trade Center plaza, and everyone wears green. They even sing a song about it. The song's central theme: "We wear green." This is repeated for several minutes, lest you forget. Then the wizard (played by Richard Pryor) makes an announcement: Henceforth, the new color is red. Everything turns red. A new song is sung, this time about the merits of red. And the director, Sidney Lumet, sits back and thinks, "Well! Good thing we spent two weeks and a million dollars filming THAT!"

These large-scale production numbers are unfailingly flat and emotionless. The sets are huge, even cavernous, with dozens of bizarrely costumed dancers executing stiff, joyless choreography. The movie looks like something the Soviets would have done, like an East German version of a Busby Berkeley musical. ("You vill EASE on DOWN ze ROAD!")

The only real sign of life comes after the Wicked Witch, named Evillene (Mabel King), is killed. Instead of operating out of a castle, she runs a basement sweatshop. A sign tells us they literally manufacture and sell sweat, which is kind of funny, except that we see everyone sewing clothes, too. I guess it's a sweatshop in both the traditional sense and the jokey sense? Anyway, once Evillene is melted, all her workers cast off their strange costumes and are revealed to be wearing diapers, except for the women, who are wearing diaper-bikini-top combos. They are all lithe, athletic dancers, and they are very excited that their overlord has been murdered by this lanky, Skeletorian 34-year-old and her odd friends. I would be too, I guess. Would I dance around in a diaper? Hard to say.

Having bored us with a stodgy retelling of a once-interesting story, The Wiz finally puts itself out of its misery by having Lena Horne show up to sing a five-minute song about, I don't know, believing in yourself or some crap, whereupon Dorothy is permitted to return home to Harlem without any special effects whatsoever. Was it all just a dream? Who knows! Who cares! They took a good opportunity and squandered it, just whizzed it right down the ol' pant leg.

I like The Wiz, dammit!

bboy87 said:

Me too! But I thought this review was funny Especially when he compared Diana Ross to Gumby

Wasn't this movie critically panned when it was released?

At the time of it's release the film was panned. However, MJ's performance was postively reviewed.
[Edited 9/29/08 12:57pm]

I think The Wiz is one of those movies that you had to have grown up with to appreciate. That's why many of us have fond memories of it.

I have the DVD and wore the grooves out the soundtrack as a kid- and will put on my cd now.

But, it is a kinda long "mess of a movie". I wish I could see the Brodway play. Stephaine Mills was robbed by Diana.

But this was a funny review. I have to disagree about the songs- LOVE THIS SOUNDTRACK!!! Always will. And I also love the Emerald City sequence.

NaughtyKitty said:

NaughtyKitty said:

I like "The Wiz" too!

It's the opposite of Hair for me. I love the dramatic scenes in Hair, and don't like the music very much (with a few exceptions).

In the Wiz, I like some of the music, but can't stand the syrupy acting from MJ & Diana.

I agree with most of that review.'The Wiz' is a mess of a movie.The potential was there (great cast,Quincy Jones producing the music,etc) but somehow,the film is a total disappointment.

"A Scathing Review Of The Wiz"? lol, sorry i'm laughing because it's not like this movie ever got good reviews really. It flopped at the box office and was panned by critics when it was released.

musicman said:

Yeah I agree w/everything you said. I love the Soundtrack as well! I can see why so many think the movie was a mess, but I've always loved watching it ever since I was a kid so I guess I partly like it because of nostalgia purposes. I thought the cast was good though, Michael and Nipsy especially. I really enjoyed all their scenes. Everyone was great except for Diana Ross lol. Love her, but she was too old to play the part and was not convincing in the role at all. Funny thing is that Diana is a pretty good actress, just not in this movie.

Cinnamon234 said:

You're right, Diana really can act, but yeah, she was too damn old to be playing Dorthy. Berry Gordy actually told her that- but of course she got her way.

That review is hilarious.

I struggle with the Wiz. Ross is just unbelievable as Dorothy, but the other players are ok. The music's brilliant, but I have to say the music and Michael Jackson are the only 2 really good things about the movie. I have never been able to watch the whole thing in one sitting.

bboy87 said:

I LOVE THIS MOVIE AS WELL. I love the introduction. It was very cute, I mean that is what you see in majority of black families. A lot of good food and a big grandma.