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PrintabletheAudience said: RipHer2Shreds said: She needs to stop with this mess. Whether she wants to admit it or not, she has actually gone through puberty. You can't be all come hither when you're close to 40 and way past crazy. When is her next hospital stay for "exhaustion?"
 When she gets tired of Nick Cannon bangin' her?
You know she don't do that mess. Takes to long to press her hair and set it in place, and she ain't about to fuck with that. Plus sex equals time away from unicorns and cotton candy. It ain't happenin'.  | |
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Dear, God she must be stopped!!! [Edited 5/28/08 13:00pm] JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! | |
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Talk about a Dizzy Dean look
Does anyone know where the old thread about her CD titles can be found? That was the funniest thing I have EVER read on this site!
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RipHer2Shreds said: You know she don't do that mess. Takes to long to press her hair and set it in place, and she ain't about to fuck with that. Plus sex equals time away from unicorns and cotton candy. It ain't happenin'. and it just ain't the same without you on her threads man, AINT THE SAME 
you know i actually regret refraining from posting the paparazzie photos of Nick shopping for Hello Kitty stuff for her. | |
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PricelessHo said: RipHer2Shreds said: You know she don't do that mess. Takes to long to press her hair and set it in place, and she ain't about to fuck with that. Plus sex equals time away from unicorns and cotton candy. It ain't happenin'. and it just ain't the same without you on her threads man, AINT THE SAME
you know i actually regret refraining from posting the paparazzie photos of Nick shopping for Hello Kitty stuff for her. I like her music to a point, but she's patently ridiculous. Her last album was a good return to form, and she all but threw that away on this new release. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: I like her music to a point, but she's patently ridiculous. Her last album was a good return to form, and she all but threw that away on this new release.lol ok but seriously though you can't tell me you didn't like at least one song from the new release? | |
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video added at the 1st post | |
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I need to stay out of this thread.
That ball went, what, three feet?
Now, you know...YOU KNOW!...she protested that they didn't have Hello Kitty herself escort her out. | |
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The announcers 1st words on the video sound like: "Mariah, shoe shit..."
A happy face, A Thumpin Bass, For A Lovin' Race. PEACE. | |
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About the video:
First off, let me say, that catcher was FOINE.  DAMN!!!!
Second, Mimi, why in da hell are you curtsying on the damn mound????  She looks ridiculous doing this 10 year-old girl routine at 40. I can't wait to see her at 60. You KNOW she gon' be up her crib (I mean that literally) like Baby Jane in full Mimi regalia playing with Hello Kitty shit.  
Third, I don't speak a word of Japanese but it wasn't hard to figure out that ALL the tv hosts were making fun of her ignant ass. The female host was even imitating/ridiculing her curtsy. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: theAudience said: When she gets tired of Nick Cannon bangin' her?
You know she don't do that mess. Takes to long to press her hair and set it in place, and she ain't about to fuck with that. Plus sex equals time away from unicorns and cotton candy. It ain't happenin'. Maybe he'll have to be satisfied with periodic five-fingered attention. 
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theAudience said: RipHer2Shreds said: You know she don't do that mess. Takes to long to press her hair and set it in place, and she ain't about to fuck with that. Plus sex equals time away from unicorns and cotton candy. It ain't happenin'. Maybe he'll have to be satisfied with periodic five-fingered attention.
tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 You are a pre-vert! (says the pre-vert) | |
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wow, she is eternally 12 lets not forget that. 2 yr olds throw like that i guess wow.
still a gr8 talent. [Edited 5/29/08 18:25pm] | |
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missmad said: wow, she is eternally 12 lets not forget that. 12 yr olds ( some) throw like that i guess wow.
still a gr8 talent. Yeah I probably threw like that when I was 12.  | |
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Cinnie said: missmad said: wow, she is eternally 12 lets not forget that. 12 yr olds ( some) throw like that i guess wow.
still a gr8 talent. Yeah I probably threw like that when I was 12. ok honey not u  maybe others 2 yr olds then not 12 yr olds[Edited 5/29/08 18:27pm] | |
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2 funny! She throws like a girl!
Hottest pitcher I've ever seen tho!!! [Edited 5/29/08 18:35pm] The greatest live performer of our times was is and always will be Prince.
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The fact that they were touchy touchy was big fodder for the Nihon press. In Nihon(aka Japan), there isn't any such thing as public displays of affection beyond calm, polite holding of hands, even between husband or wife. I don't care HOW much you're in love, or how freaky deaky you are at home or in the "love hotel", in public there is a protocol of how to show affection as to be polite to others in your midst. To see a couple not only in public,but on TV (!) being openly affectionate was a bit of a shocker and a taboo, but taken in good humor, & has sort of started a gossip dialog over there about how "open" (cough, cough) we Americans are, just wanting to touch each other all the time even when we're taking care of business | |
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Ottensen said: The fact that they were touchy touchy was big fodder for the Nihon press. In Nihon(aka Japan), there isn't any such thing as public displays of affection beyond calm, polite holding of hands, even between husband or wife. I don't care HOW much you're in love, or how freaky deaky you are at home or in the "love hotel", in public there is a protocol of how to show affection as to be polite to others in your midst. To see a couple not only in public,but on TV (!) being openly affectionate was a bit of a shocker and a taboo, but taken in good humor, & has sort of started a gossip dialog over there about how "open" (cough, cough) we Americans are, just wanting to touch each other all the time even when we're taking care of business
Yeah, I thought she was kinda "frenly" with the catcher. He was FOINE, but I chalked it up to her nervousness. | |
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SCNDLS said: Ottensen said: The fact that they were touchy touchy was big fodder for the Nihon press. In Nihon(aka Japan), there isn't any such thing as public displays of affection beyond calm, polite holding of hands, even between husband or wife. I don't care HOW much you're in love, or how freaky deaky you are at home or in the "love hotel", in public there is a protocol of how to show affection as to be polite to others in your midst. To see a couple not only in public,but on TV (!) being openly affectionate was a bit of a shocker and a taboo, but taken in good humor, & has sort of started a gossip dialog over there about how "open" (cough, cough) we Americans are, just wanting to touch each other all the time even when we're taking care of business
Yeah, I thought she was kinda "frenly" with the catcher. He was FOINE, but I chalked it up to her nervousness. Guuurrrl, I was on the phone to Tokyo today, and even just the fact that her new stuffed animal, er, I mean um husband, was so close to her and touching her waist, was really scandalous more than damn sad ass ball throw...couples just do NOT do all that touching in Japan  . One on hand mofos were over there looking at them on tv like "where is her minder/pr person? have they lost their MINDS breaking social taboo of their host country like this  ? On the other side younger, metroplitan women there were BUZZING in discussion about it, uuurybody looking at their own hubby/boyfriend and his non-touching ass like this:
"  I'm going out with the girls tonight, and no we are NOT having dinner together later "
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RipHer2Shreds said: PricelessHo said: 
She needs to stop with this mess. Whether she wants to admit it or not, she has actually gone through puberty. You can't be all come hither when you're close to 40 and way past crazy. When is her next hospital stay for "exhaustion?" but shes got it like that. so i cant hate on her. | |
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Christopher said: RipHer2Shreds said: She needs to stop with this mess. Whether she wants to admit it or not, she has actually gone through puberty. You can't be all come hither when you're close to 40 and way past crazy. When is her next hospital stay for "exhaustion?" but shes got it like that. so i cant hate on her. She had it like that before she became the living embodiment of Jessica Rabbit. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: Christopher said: but shes got it like that. so i cant hate on her. She had it like that before she became the living embodiment of Jessica Rabbit.  | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: Seriously. Y'all think she still reads Highlights? Dont' be shocked when that's the title of her next album.
When she does a "best of" compilation... it should be called Highlights. | |
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