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Ashlee Simpson OK, I need to rant.
Back when she started, she had aspirations to be seen as some alt/punk chick, as her dyed hair, "vintage" T-shirts, crooked nose and seemingly defiant inability to sing were apparently supposed to lend her some "cred" and endear her to a hipper crowd than fans of her pop tart sister as the more "real" Simpson, a sort of anti-"it girl". Thankfully, nearly everyone saw through the facade and realized that her act was even more manufactured than Jessica's, and riled at the indignity of a 19-year old debut artist having the nerve to release an album called Autobiography when (a), she wasn't famous as anything aside from Jessica's kid sister and (b), she didn't have the pedigree to release an album with such a title, as nobody gave a damn about the personal exploits of an unknown rich teen. After a series of extremely poorly received "live performances", she goes back to her natural blonde color, gets a nose job and jumps on the 80s pop bandwagon with songs like "L.O.V.E.", completely abandoning the "punk" roots that just a few years prior, she had clung to as her "scene". Basically, she adopted the very image that she so vehemently railed against before. I thought she had gotten a clue that she is absolutely bereft of not only any semblance of musical talent, but anything remotely noteworthy, or even footnoteworthy! But, apparently she is back with some new material, this time biting Missing Persons to "reinvent" herself as some chic, edgy 80s new wave chick. Behold "Outta My Head", brandishing yet another ear-splitting chorus and raising the bar to unseen levels of disingenuity: And so, the most pointless career in the history of music soldiers on... Thoughts? Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Aren't you being a little harsh there?
Autobiography was a really good album with some terrific songs. Why shouldn't she be allowed to change her image and her sound like Madonna and a lot of other arists do? Why should she be wedded to the sound and the image she started out with? Okay, she doesn't have the best voice, but Outta My Head is a catchy song. I think you are a little harsh in saying she has no talent, although she isn't my favorite artists at all. | |
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She sucks big time! I hope her new cd flops. She doesn't have an ounce of talent and changing her nose, hair, tits or anything else doesn't change that fact. Her sister isn't much better either. | |
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i love outta my head. that shit rocks and if the whole cd sounds like that i'm getting it!! i think timbaland and santogold produced some of it. | |
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I really can't stand her and all the phoniness she symbolizes
Nothing about her so-called music is heartfelt or sincere and most of the time its just barely catchy. When one 'act' fails her she just jumps on the next bandwagon as if the previous never existed, and ahe seems to have no connection to her own songs. It baffles me, how a non-artist like her is on her 3rd pretentious album while, tons of real 'punk girls' are out there and can't even get signed. Don't get me wrong, I love a pop song as much as the next person, but I really dislike her ....ok Im done If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: I really can't stand her and all the phoniness she symbolizes
Nothing about her so-called music is heartfelt or sincere and most of the time its just barely catchy. When one 'act' fails her she just jumps on the next bandwagon as if the previous never existed, and ahe seems to have no connection to her own songs. It baffles me, how a non-artist like her is on her 3rd pretentious album while, tons of real 'punk girls' are out there and can't even get signed. Don't get me wrong, I love a pop song as much as the next person, but I really dislike her ....ok Im done Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Glindathegood said: Aren't you being a little harsh there?
Autobiography was a really good album with some terrific songs. I stopped reading right there. | |
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Glindathegood said: Aren't you being a little harsh there?
Autobiography was a really good album with some terrific songs. Why shouldn't she be allowed to change her image and her sound like Madonna and a lot of other arists do? Why should she be wedded to the sound and the image she started out with? Okay, she doesn't have the best voice, but Outta My Head is a catchy song. I think you are a little harsh in saying she has no talent, although she isn't my favorite artists at all. If anyone deserves harsh treatment, it's Ashlee Simpson! None of her changes in sound are due to some form of natural evolution. She desperately clings to anything that will make her seem "cool", and with each subsequent failure, moves on to something else that is completely unnatural. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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VoicesCarry said: Glindathegood said: Aren't you being a little harsh there?
Autobiography was a really good album with some terrific songs. I stopped reading right there. I'm sayin!!! I will never click that link. She is unworthy of anyone's attention/studio time/plastic to press her shitty cd's. I hope her kid comes out w/ her old nose - is that wrong?? | |
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CalhounSq said: VoicesCarry said: I stopped reading right there. I'm sayin!!! I will never click that link. She is unworthy of anyone's attention/studio time/plastic to press her shitty cd's. I hope her kid comes out w/ her old nose - is that wrong?? It just pisses me off that someone like her can have 3 albums and get major radio play, when just about every other artist out there is much more deserving. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Moonbeam said: CalhounSq said: I'm sayin!!! I will never click that link. She is unworthy of anyone's attention/studio time/plastic to press her shitty cd's. I hope her kid comes out w/ her old nose - is that wrong?? It just pisses me off that someone like her can have 3 albums and get major radio play, when just about every other artist out there is much more deserving. She's everything that's wrong w/ the industry right now. A spoiled kid with zero talent who really should be working @ a Jiffy Lube somewhere, not taking anybody's stage. It's fucking shameful | |
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Glindathegood said: Aren't you being a little harsh there?
Autobiography was a really good album with some terrific songs. Why shouldn't she be allowed to change her image and her sound like Madonna and a lot of other arists do? Why should she be wedded to the sound and the image she started out with? Okay, she doesn't have the best voice, but Outta My Head is a catchy song. I think you are a little harsh in saying she has no talent, although she isn't my favorite artists at all. I don't think he's being harsh enough! The chick is TALENTLESS. A complete joke! Autobiography?? Autobiography of the sister of a reality tv star? I mean wtf? Even my 10 year old niece gave up on her! Did you see her on SNL? Did you see her in the Orange Bowl? She might be able to make it as a comedian...but seriously the girl needs to go away. | |
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Moonbeam said: CalhounSq said: I'm sayin!!! I will never click that link. She is unworthy of anyone's attention/studio time/plastic to press her shitty cd's. I hope her kid comes out w/ her old nose - is that wrong?? It just pisses me off that someone like her can have 3 albums and get major radio play, when just about every other artist out there is much more deserving. Thats what I'm sayin! Damn, I just wanna slap her record company If you will, so will I | |
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Moonbeam said: OK, I need to rant.
Back when she started, she had aspirations to be seen as some alt/punk chick, as her dyed hair, "vintage" T-shirts, crooked nose and seemingly defiant inability to sing were apparently supposed to lend her some "cred" and endear her to a hipper crowd than fans of her pop tart sister as the more "real" Simpson, a sort of anti-"it girl". Thankfully, nearly everyone saw through the facade and realized that her act was even more manufactured than Jessica's, and riled at the indignity of a 19-year old debut artist having the nerve to release an album called Autobiography when (a), she wasn't famous as anything aside from Jessica's kid sister and (b), she didn't have the pedigree to release an album with such a title, as nobody gave a damn about the personal exploits of an unknown rich teen. After a series of extremely poorly received "live performances", she goes back to her natural blonde color, gets a nose job and jumps on the 80s pop bandwagon with songs like "L.O.V.E.", completely abandoning the "punk" roots that just a few years prior, she had clung to as her "scene". Basically, she adopted the very image that she so vehemently railed against before. I thought she had gotten a clue that she is absolutely bereft of not only any semblance of musical talent, but anything remotely noteworthy, or even footnoteworthy! But, apparently she is back with some new material, this time biting Missing Persons to "reinvent" herself as some chic, edgy 80s new wave chick. Behold "Outta My Head", brandishing yet another ear-splitting chorus and raising the bar to unseen levels of disingenuity: And so, the most pointless career in the history of music soldiers on... Thoughts? That underlined/bold part applies to this undecided heffer too, because how do you go from this: To this: When I heard that "Girlfriend" song, I didn't believe it was her and than I saw that video and wanted to punch her in her face. Honestly, I wouldn't have cared soo much about her image alteration, but she decided to make herself the anti-pop princess and make comments about how she was nothing like those other girls...yadda, yadda, yadda, "I'm a punk chick/sk8ter girl" bullshit. An interviewer even asked her why she made all those comments when her last album and new image emerged and she said she never said anything negative about anyone... Ummm, okay? She went from looking like she didn't wash her hair and going on the Grammy's all frizzy and shit, to "OMG, I totally love my Versace dress and Gucci shades"...bitch, please. Note: If you're going to talk shit about another artist's image, than don't become like said artist because then you're not only a phony, but you're also a hypocrite and fucking idiot. Okay, I'm good...oh, and I agreed with everything you said about the less talented Simpson sister...not that the other one would have made it had she not have married Nick Lachey and whored her marriage out to MTV. Hmm, which is worse: a.) remaining a virgin until you're married or b.) getting divorced before your turn 30 and having to screw other guys to find husband number 2. Prince Rogers Nelson
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All these phony heffas and their contrived images need to go sit on a log somewhere If you will, so will I | |
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estelle81 said: That underlined/bold part applies to this undecided heffer too, because how do you go from this:
(Avril was here) When I heard that "Girlfriend" song, I didn't believe it was her and than I saw that video and wanted to punch her in her face. Honestly, I wouldn't have cared soo much about her image alteration, but she decided to make herself the anti-pop princess and make comments about how she was nothing like those other girls...yadda, yadda, yadda, "I'm a punk chick/sk8ter girl" bullshit. An interviewer even asked her why she made all those comments when her last album and new image emerged and she said she never said anything negative about anyone... Ummm, okay? She went from looking like she didn't wash her hair and going on the Grammy's all frizzy and shit, to "OMG, I totally love my Versace dress and Gucci shades"...bitch, please. Note: If you're going to talk shit about another artist's image, than don't become like said artist because then you're not only a phony, but you're also a hypocrite and fucking idiot. Okay, I'm good...oh, and I agreed with everything you said about the less talented Simpson sister...not that the other one would have made it had she not have married Nick Lachey and whored her marriage out to MTV. Hmm, which is worse: a.) remaining a virgin until you're married or b.) getting divorced before your turn 30 and having to screw other guys to find husband number 2. Oh, Avril is another culprit. So is Pink. I can't stand either of them. But at least those girls have some semblance of talent. Ashlee Simpson's persistence in the music industry is beyond baffling. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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thekidsgirl said: All these phony heffas and their contrived images need to go sit on a log somewhere
Thank You! It's not the fact that they change their images that bothers me at all (hell, Madonna, Mariah, Janet, so on, have all done it more than once in their careers). It's the fact that they spoke so strongly against a certain image and then they convert to it. That's like a nun leaving the convent to become a whore...it just doesn't make any damn sense. Avril I thought was smarter than that...Ashlee...well, I've never thought her to be any smarter than her sister...hell, the fact that she never confirmed that she had her nose done shows how stupid she is. Like who couldn't tell...that last thing attached to her face isn't something that wasn't noticeable, so I don't know why she chose to keep it a secret for so long. Hey, Ashlee, DUH! Prince Rogers Nelson
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she's still around?!?
i guess there ARE benefits to being so out-of-touch the last few years. i'm going to have to re-think this whole getting re-connected with life and the world kick i've been on the last several months. "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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Raze said: she's still around?!?
i guess there ARE benefits to being so out-of-touch the last few years. i'm going to have to re-think this whole getting re-connected with life and the world kick i've been on the last several months. Sad, isn't it? Ashlee is a scourge to us all. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Moonbeam said: estelle81 said: That underlined/bold part applies to this undecided heffer too, because how do you go from this:
(Avril was here) When I heard that "Girlfriend" song, I didn't believe it was her and than I saw that video and wanted to punch her in her face. Honestly, I wouldn't have cared soo much about her image alteration, but she decided to make herself the anti-pop princess and make comments about how she was nothing like those other girls...yadda, yadda, yadda, "I'm a punk chick/sk8ter girl" bullshit. An interviewer even asked her why she made all those comments when her last album and new image emerged and she said she never said anything negative about anyone... Ummm, okay? She went from looking like she didn't wash her hair and going on the Grammy's all frizzy and shit, to "OMG, I totally love my Versace dress and Gucci shades"...bitch, please. Note: If you're going to talk shit about another artist's image, than don't become like said artist because then you're not only a phony, but you're also a hypocrite and fucking idiot. Okay, I'm good...oh, and I agreed with everything you said about the less talented Simpson sister...not that the other one would have made it had she not have married Nick Lachey and whored her marriage out to MTV. Hmm, which is worse: a.) remaining a virgin until you're married or b.) getting divorced before your turn 30 and having to screw other guys to find husband number 2. Oh, Avril is another culprit. So is Pink. I can't stand either of them. But at least those girls have some semblance of talent. Ashlee Simpson's persistence in the music industry is beyond baffling. I agree. That's why I was soo mad at Avril for this. I actually bought her first album and think she has a very good voice, but Ashlee...well, she had phony written all over her from the first time I saw that "Pieces Of Me" video. The girl was on 7th Heaven for chrissake and all of a sudden she wants to be a singer and the total opposite of her bubblegum pop sister. When that incident happened on SNL, that was God calling her ass out for lying to people. Prince Rogers Nelson
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estelle81 said: thekidsgirl said: All these phony heffas and their contrived images need to go sit on a log somewhere
Thank You! It's not the fact that they change their images that bothers me at all (hell, Madonna, Mariah, Janet, so on, have all done it more than once in their careers). It's the fact that they spoke so strongly against a certain image and then they convert to it. That's like a nun leaving the convent to become a whore...it just doesn't make any damn sense. Avril I thought was smarter than that...Ashlee...well, I've never thought her to be any smarter than her sister...hell, the fact that she never confirmed that she had her nose done shows how stupid she is. Like who couldn't tell...that last thing attached to her face isn't something that wasn't noticeable, so I don't know why she chose to keep it a secret for so long. Hey, Ashlee, DUH! EXACTLY! and when an artist like Madonna changes her image its like she fully devotes herself to the image she's portaying. These girls are like puppets making a mockery of music. Just cause you felt like rocking some Converse and Ramones shirt today does not make you 'punk' and you're right, it wouldn't be so bad if these little tweens hadn't been so against the very image they buy into now If you will, so will I | |
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VoicesCarry said: Glindathegood said: Aren't you being a little harsh there?
Autobiography was a really good album with some terrific songs. I stopped reading right there. Have you actually listened to the album? Or have you just decided it's awful because she's Jessica Simpson's sister and she's on a reality show? I can't stand Jessica Simpson, but Ashlee's first record had some good songs and intelligent lyrics. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. It got some good press reviews when it came out. It depresses me how harsh people are on young women like Ashlee and Avril. They are a lot younger than artists like Madonna, Mariah and Janet and are still trying out different things to find themselves and what feels right. How are you all to judge whether someone else is phony or not? [Edited 4/14/08 17:45pm] | |
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Glindathegood said: VoicesCarry said: I stopped reading right there. Have you actually listened to the album? Or have you just decided it's awful because she's Jessica Simpson's sister and she's on a reality show? I can't stand Jessica Simpson, but Ashlee's first record had some good songs and intelligent lyrics. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. It got some good press reviews when it came out. It depresses me how harsh people are on young women like Ashlee and Avril. They are a lot younger than artists like Madonna, Mariah and Janet and are still trying out different things to find themselves and what feels right. How are you all to judge whether someone else is phony or not? [Edited 4/14/08 17:45pm] I've listened to the album. @ the rest. | |
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Moonbeam said: estelle81 said: That underlined/bold part applies to this undecided heffer too, because how do you go from this:
(Avril was here) When I heard that "Girlfriend" song, I didn't believe it was her and than I saw that video and wanted to punch her in her face. Honestly, I wouldn't have cared soo much about her image alteration, but she decided to make herself the anti-pop princess and make comments about how she was nothing like those other girls...yadda, yadda, yadda, "I'm a punk chick/sk8ter girl" bullshit. An interviewer even asked her why she made all those comments when her last album and new image emerged and she said she never said anything negative about anyone... Ummm, okay? She went from looking like she didn't wash her hair and going on the Grammy's all frizzy and shit, to "OMG, I totally love my Versace dress and Gucci shades"...bitch, please. Note: If you're going to talk shit about another artist's image, than don't become like said artist because then you're not only a phony, but you're also a hypocrite and fucking idiot. Okay, I'm good...oh, and I agreed with everything you said about the less talented Simpson sister...not that the other one would have made it had she not have married Nick Lachey and whored her marriage out to MTV. Hmm, which is worse: a.) remaining a virgin until you're married or b.) getting divorced before your turn 30 and having to screw other guys to find husband number 2. Oh, Avril is another culprit. So is Pink. I can't stand either of them. But at least those girls have some semblance of talent. Ashlee Simpson's persistence in the music industry is beyond baffling. Unlike Ashlee and Avril, Pink can actually sing. | |
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VoicesCarry said: Moonbeam said: Oh, Avril is another culprit. So is Pink. I can't stand either of them. But at least those girls have some semblance of talent. Ashlee Simpson's persistence in the music industry is beyond baffling. Unlike Ashlee and Avril, Pink can actually sing. I don't see Pink as a poser, anyway. She's doing now what she wanted to do from the beginning. "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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I never liked her and thought she was a non singing twat with her first album. I think the new wave sound is so much better for her, and works for her voice. And yes, outta my head reminds me of madonna's burning up | |
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Glindathegood said: VoicesCarry said: I stopped reading right there. Have you actually listened to the album? Or have you just decided it's awful because she's Jessica Simpson's sister and she's on a reality show? I can't stand Jessica Simpson, but Ashlee's first record had some good songs and intelligent lyrics. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. It got some good press reviews when it came out. It depresses me how harsh people are on young women like Ashlee and Avril. They are a lot younger than artists like Madonna, Mariah and Janet and are still trying out different things to find themselves and what feels right. How are you all to judge whether someone else is phony or not?[Edited 4/14/08 17:45pm] Because I'm neither blind nor deaf. They were the ones selling these punk images and insisting how anti-pop they were, when really they only seemed to like the clothes and the attention they got from calling themselves 'punk'. I love punk attire too. I'll rock some Converse, baggy jeans, arm warmers, a wallet chain, and spiked hairdo with pride, but I'm not going to call myself 'punk' just because I like the punk image....that would be kinda misleading. [Edited 4/14/08 18:37pm] Prince Rogers Nelson
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Glindathegood said: VoicesCarry said: I stopped reading right there. Have you actually listened to the album? Or have you just decided it's awful because she's Jessica Simpson's sister and she's on a reality show? I can't stand Jessica Simpson, but Ashlee's first record had some good songs and intelligent lyrics. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. It got some good press reviews when it came out. It depresses me how harsh people are on young women like Ashlee and Avril. They are a lot younger than artists like Madonna, Mariah and Janet and are still trying out different things to find themselves and what feels right. How are you all to judge whether someone else is phony or not? Why are you defending someone so talentless & repulsive? Seriously The bitch is phony b/c she can't sing a lick. Yet she has the nerve to venture into a recording "career" that she doesn't deserve simply b/c she can, that's the kind of nerve $ buys. It's disgusting. So enjoy that empty shit you're listening to, hopefully you'll develop some taste down the line b/c it's awful right now | |
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Raze said: VoicesCarry said: Unlike Ashlee and Avril, Pink can actually sing. I don't see Pink as a poser, anyway. She's doing now what she wanted to do from the beginning. She comes off as just as insincere to me, but that's another discussion. I do concede that she has more to offer than Ashlee and Avril, though. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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She'll be doing Penthouse in 10 years.
That's the part of her career I'm holding out for. | |
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