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Reply #90 posted 04/15/08 7:47am

CrozzaUK

hellomoto said:

I'm not narrowing it down to just singing and dancing. It's about performing, stage presence and success as well. They did achieve the same kind of success as Madonna just not for as long period of time. And even Madonna only achieved that kind of success for the first 7 years of her career. They got back together last year, they havent been together for the past 10 years so of course they havent got the same body of work. I think if Geri had of stayed in the group they would of had the same impact pop culture wise as Madonna. I think they already did in their 2 short years of being together. Just look at the reaction to their reunion tour, I havent seen that kind of reaction with many other pop acts let alone ones who reunite. I think they did have what she had. I think your intentionally forgetting how huge they were in 96/97/98 and acting like they were just like any other girl band who might have created mild hysteria. Don't you remember the storm they created? How old were you when they first came out? I have never seen an act take over the world and create that much hysteria since.


I remember the hysteria well - it was absolutely huge - Im not trying to denigrate anything they've done necessarily, just say that I believe that madonna is on a different level talent wise - and i believe her career reinforces that. The Spice Girls reunion was heavily marketed and hyped, just as all their solo careers have been. they've had the best management, the best advisors, a powerful record company - and they've still not managed to replicate what she has. You say thats because they've not been together, but if they're all of a comparable level "talent" wise, and they've all attempted to have solo careers - why have they not acheived the same as individuals? They had all the comparable marketing, A&R clout etc. as Madonna has, why could they not do what she has done for the last 25 years.

I guess what im saying is you can fool the public for a few years, mediocre talent can yield success sporadically. But to do it at the highest level for 25 years, with a certain degree of consistency relies on more than just fluke. Talent has to factor in, in some form, but some people will never accept that because it shines a light on the fact that not having outstanding natural "talent" at something is no excuse for failure.
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Reply #91 posted 04/15/08 11:09am

midnightmover

murph said:

madsgreat said:

LOL that article is pathetic and tired just like all the Madonna haters out there,People can't stand it because Madonna's still around breaking records while there faves are faded stars or druggies.Madonna will go down as one of the most famous women that ever lived on planet earth biggrin and Madonna's got dance scholarship to the University of Michigan after graduating from high school.After being convinced by her ballet teacher to pursue a dance career, Madonna left the University of Michigan at the end of her sophomore year, 1977, and moved to New York City.Madonna's worked for whats she's got and never had it handed to her, so you can like it or not.



Actually, I didn't like the article for other reasons...It came off as pure opinion and not enough historical context to back it up...And hey, I dig some of Amy Winehouse's stuff, but she does NOT expose Madonna's lack of talent anymore than Feist does...It's two different lanes...However, the best deconstruction of Madonna's career I've read was The Guardian's piece of Madonna, Michael Jackson and Prince below...To me, it sums up the fact that Madonna has gotten a free pass, but still makes it known that she is a hard worker...I think the truth can be on both sides of the fence....

Time to take a bow
This year, three of the biggest names in music - Michael Jackson, Madonna and Prince - hit 50. They've each sold millions of records in long careers. But what do their futures hold - and what is the point of a middle-aged pop star, asks Joe Queenan


Thursday February 7, 2008
The Guardian

Rock'n'roll, unlike jazz, blues, cabaret and classical music, has never figured out what to do with ageing deities. No one told Duke Ellington or Arthur Rubinstein or Lionel Hampton or Andres Segovia to stop playing when they turned 30, 40, 50 or, for that matter, 90. Smoothies such as Tony Bennett retain a strong appeal well into their 80s; they are not thought of as old, but as venerable. Luciano Pavarotti's declining gifts in his autumnal years were graciously overlooked by his adherents out of respect - or perhaps even gratitude - for his youthful triumphs. People knew that he was finished. That was no reason to stop adoring him. As for blues singers, not only does the public not resent their being a bit long in the tooth, they expect them to be old, acting as if BB King and Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters were born brandishing canes and foraging about for their reading glasses.

Only in the rock genre does the ageing process make the public feel uncomfortable; only in the world of rock do middle-aged performers feel pressure to exit the scene before they start making fools of themselves. Sometimes this pressure comes from the public, but the most vehement exhortations to blow town come from music critics and pundits who, with the exception of a few chosen ones - Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Patti Smith, Neil Young, David Bowie and other beneficiaries of some sort of cultural coolness pass - would like all the Claptons and Collinses and Joels and Stewarts to get off the stage, go into retirement, take up Scottish country dancing, move to Spain, play more cribbage, or just curl up and die.

This year, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Prince will turn 50. Even for those of us who never seriously believed that any of the Beatles would actually turn 64 - which John Lennon and George Harrison did not - it is hard to believe that this trio of performers, who once symbolised the insolence and iconoclasm and adrenaline of youth, are now walking museum pieces, just as it is hard to believe that former teen idols Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves are now both in their 40s. It is not just that people such as this become famous when they are young; to a large degree these people become famous because they are young.

Ageing performers whose records are ignored and whose concerts no longer sell out often grumble that the music they are recording today is just as good as it ever was. This is not true: rock stars never do work in their 30s that approaches the quality and originality of the work of their teens and 20s. Fame brings too many distractions, even the mildest affluence is the implacable enemy of creativity, and, most important, musical styles change and musicians can rarely change with them. A sure sign of panic is the statutory David Byrne/Peter Gabriel/ Paul Simon trip to the developing world in search of inspiration.

But even more to the point is that being just slightly older than the audience was always part of the Faustian marketing arrangement. Pop music, which is as much about demographics and style as it is about culture, is for the most part produced by the young and targeted at the young. This is because young people do not want to listen to their parents' music, even if their parents' music is listenable. It also means that performers need to get started early and clean up quick because the spotlight dims fast. Audiences may grudgingly accept that they themselves are ageing, but they expect their idols to remain young for ever. The results are often grotesque: singers who cannot remember the lyrics, lead guitarists who cannot remember what key they are supposed to be playing in, drummers who cannot keep the beat, flautists who can no longer support themselves on a single leg, rhythm guitarists who have to do the entire show sitting on a chair. Some performers can survive the stigma of age, but most rock stars end up playing private parties in Los Angeles, corporate functions in Osaka, free concerts in Paramus, New Jersey. If they are lucky.

None of the rules governing ageing rock stars apply to Jackson, Madonna and Prince, just as none of them apply to Mick Jagger or Aretha Franklin. These performers are like the Queen; they can rule as long as they like because they have the sceptre. Economists may charge that this is unfair and counterproductive: a misallocation of resources that obstructs the rise of subsequent generations. Jackson, Madonna and Prince don't care about that, and neither, by the looks of it, does the Queen.

The three stars came to fame by very different paths and have stayed famous in very different ways: Jackson was on top of the world as a child, then washed up at age 20, then the biggest star in the world at age 25, and now appears to be down for the count. Prince was up, then down, then way, way, way down and is now back on top. Madonna has never left the big time since she arrived in it, has never experienced a serious career slump. She's like the iPod; she came out of nowhere, and no one is quite sure how she became as huge as she became.

Stylistically, the three have little in common, nor do their careers resemble one another's. The tightest link between them is that they all grew up in America's heartland: Jackson in Gary, Indiana, Madonna in the suburbs of Detroit, Prince in Minneapolis. This may prove that young people marooned in the provinces are more ambitious than kids who grow up in New York and Los Angeles. Or it may just be a coincidence.

Then there's the fact that Prince is a rock star, and a remarkably important one, while Madonna and Jackson are mainstream pop stars. Prince and Madonna are linked by appearances in memorable motion pictures (Desperately Seeking Susan, Purple Rain) that somehow managed to survive their woeful acting, and each made one of the most ghastly motion pictures ever (Under the Cherry Moon, The Next Best Thing). Madonna actually made more than one of the ghastliest movies ever: Shanghai Surprise and Who's That Girl? are right up there in the Hall of Shame too. Nor is Body of Evidence anything to write home about.

This flirtation with Hollywood suggests that both Prince and Madonna would have liked to break out of the pop music straitjacket and establish themselves as stars in another genre, but had to throw in the towel, Prince because his pencil-thin moustache made him look like an out-of-work gigolo, Madonna because her arboreal acting actually got worse over the years.
Jackson, Madonna and Prince took entirely different paths to the top and have dealt with the maturation process in entirely different ways.

Jackson, a child star who has now been in the public consciousness for more than four decades, pre-empted the question of getting too old for the rock star job by undergoing a physical and psychological transformation that turned a very handsome, very likable young man into a reclusive, grotesque, anti-social freak. Jackson, the biggest star in the world in the 38 years since the Beatles broke up, never had to worry about looking preposterous at the age of 50; he had started to look preposterous by the age of 35.

It is impossible to say if Jackson, because of the child molestation charges that have dogged him for many years, could ever make the kind of comeback Prince has pulled off, as it would require a massive shift of attitudes on the part of the public. The public is ultimately forgiving, although it seems unlikely.

Less gifted than Jackson or Prince - as a singer, as a dancer, as a musician - Madonna is really a cabaret act who somehow managed to find a colossal world stage. Long the beneficiary of a cowed or indulgent press so smitten by Madonna the in-your-face feminist that it takes little note of her laughable acting, mechanical dancing and bubblegum song catalogue, she has begun to resemble Mount Rushmore: a revered icon whose fundamental cheesiness goes unnoticed because she's been around so long. Because she has been reinventing herself from the beginning - pop star, dominatrix, ingenue, fallen-away Catholic, matinee idol, children's book author, philosopher, Kabbalah devotee, political activist, Michigan suburbanite with phony British accent - Madonna has never had to compete with a single youthful image that is frozen in her fans' minds, in the way that the Rolling Stones or Sinead O'Connor or even Britney Spears has had to. There have been so many Madonnas that at this point one more incarnation isn't going to make much difference. Nor can there be any denying that by constantly shifting the target, she has made a little go a long way. She is a guerrilla chanteuse who always makes sure the battle is fought on her turf. And she works hard for the money, a lot harder than most of her male contemporaries.

Prince has also had several distinct phases to his career, though he never completely stopped being Prince. Hardcore fans remember his daring quasi-burlesque act long before the public discovered him in the Purple Rain era. By then, some of his early fans already felt he was going soft. No matter. Arriving on the grand stage at the same moment that Jackson was recording intergalactic hits such as Billy Jean and Beat It, Prince had to accept the somewhat thankless role as the second most fascinating, second most compelling, second weirdest star in pop music for several years. He then launched into a long phase of career self-immolation - refusing to be called Prince, warring with his record company, releasing too many records too often with too little top-quality material on them - basically sabotaging his professional life through a mixture of pique, self-indulgence and personal idiosyncrasy.

When he finally did make his astounding comeback a few years back, a triumph that culminated in his appearance at the Super Bowl half-time show last January followed by his month-long residency in London in August, he was coming back from the dead.

Prince hadn't been a vital force in music for years. He had been written off as a guy who used to be big in the 80s. Of course, the truth is, Prince is not a vital force in today's music, nor are his two celebrated contemporaries. True, nobody who can bring a record company to its knees or rewrite the rules of concert promotion the way Madonna has, or who has risen from the ashes to have the biggest-grossing tour of the year and play the Super Bowl the way Prince has, can fairly be called a has-been. Yet none of the three artists turning 50 exerts any real creative importance over the music scene any more. Jackson doesn't make records and he doesn't tour. Prince's shows are the very highest-class nostalgia - terrific, but certainly not anything new.

The same is true of his recordings: the new stuff sounds like the old stuff. As for Michigan's most famous alumna, people don't come to Madonna shows to hear new songs; they come to see Madonna.

Unlike pathetic has-beens who peddle their musty wares from one provincial town to the next, Madonna and Prince play in huge venues and command huge ticket prices. But musically, the shows are the same as the shows Joe Cocker and the Lovin' Spoonful and the survivors of Yes are doing these days. They're oldies shows.

Nobody associated with popular music ever wants to believe that it is first, last and foremost a business, much less that it is a business in which the same rules apply as in any other sphere of economic activity. In real life, middle-aged people cling to their high-paying jobs for as long as possible, resenting the younger employees nipping at their heels, all the while reassuring themselves that the youngsters can't get the job done the way they can. This sounds like every middle-aged rock star who ever lived, every former headliner who once played the Hollywood Bowl and is now playing small clubs in Norway and the cultural centre in Amiens. Nobody ever gives up a good job, with a nice salary and benefits and lots of prestige just because younger people think that they're out of step with the times or because they've stopped being cool. People in their 50s and 60s have more important things to do than worry about being cool.

Decades ago, critics wondered out loud how Jagger was possibly going to be able to keep a straight face singing Street Fighting Man when he had reached 30. Then they wondered how he would do it at 40. There was a general consensus that Jagger was starting to look a bit silly exhorting his fans to man the barricades at age 50, but now that he is well past 60 and the Stones have just finished another record-smashing three-year tour, it is no longer pertinent or relevant to ask how a near-septuagenarian can continue to strut and fret his two hours upon the stage the way he does, singing about revolutions that didn't happen, social upheavals that never occurred. A long, long time ago, Jagger made it clear that he was not giving up his job, not only because of the money and the adulation, but because the evidence seemed to suggest that, even though it was indeed only rock'n'roll, he rather liked it.

Prince and Madonna probably feel the same way: as long as the crowds keep coming, as long as they keep cheering, and as long as they keep paying, we're going to keep going out on the road. What Michael Jackson is thinking is anybody's guess.

There was a long thread on this article several months ago.
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Reply #92 posted 04/15/08 11:12am

midnightmover

Isel said:

I think Julie's article is accurate! LOL

She mentioned the Sex book.. confused But the difference between Madge and some other celebrities displaying their privates is Madge was smart enough to make some money from it!

Also, hasn't Madonna said she doesn't let her kids watch TV? I didn't know about reading magazines though.. lol

And.. what was the topic of the children's book she wrote.... about the other kids being jealous?? It was stupid and weird. confused

Plus. Julie used a quote from Madge, too, about Madge and her fans breathing the same air!
eek lol

midnightmover brought-up her acceptance speech at the R&R Hall of fame. I'm proud to say, I didn't watch the show, so I don't know what she said.
I'll see if I can find it online somewhere.. lol lol

Madonna fans need to lighten-up a little. It's funny..

Exactly. They're talking about this as if it was a Harvard dissertation or something. I think it's safe to say someone using phrases like "greasy muff" is not making any pretensions to be the next Norman Mailer, so I don't know why people are judging it by that criteria.
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Reply #93 posted 04/15/08 11:18am

midnightmover

Martinelli said:

If we get our chance 2 fawn over Dame Esther's every move it's only fair
things like this get their own thread. cool

But Midnightmover..(content aside) what an unfortunate choice in using Julie Burchill,
self proclaimed patron saint of chavs , 2 champion your 'dislike'..

She's like a cross between Foxnews gossip columnist Roger Friedman & a schizophrenic Mann Coulter.

The word "choice" in this sentence makes no sense. It implies I sifted through a load of anti Madonna articles and picked this out as the cream of the crop. That would be an impossible thing to do because, as I said earlier, Madonna has had the media pussy-whipped for years. The only other Madonna article I've seen in the last 15 years that didn't shy away from the truth was one by Germaine Greer in 2005. Again, a famous maverick with a license to speak her mind. Let me see if I can find that one.
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Reply #94 posted 04/15/08 11:24am

midnightmover

murph said:

Isel said:

I think Julie's article is accurate! LOL

She mentioned the Sex book.. confused But the difference between Madge and some other celebrities displaying their privates is Madge was smart enough to make some money from it!

Also, hasn't Madonna said she doesn't let her kids watch TV? I didn't know about reading magazines though.. lol

And.. what was the topic of the children's book she wrote.... about the other kids being jealous?? It was stupid and weird. confused

Plus. Julie used a quote from Madge, too, about Madge and her fans breathing the same air!
eek lol

midnightmover brought-up her acceptance speech at the R&R Hall of fame. I'm proud to say, I didn't watch the show, so I don't know what she said.
I'll see if I can find it online somewhere.. lol lol

Madonna fans need to lighten-up a little. It's funny..
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Oh I hear you....But, besides the fact that I could hardly be called a huge Madonna fan, I just think that this piece can only be taken as a humorous middle finger to ol' girl...Again, if we are going to say anything about Madonna, I would like folks to talk about her culture vulture tendencies; or the fact that her iconic stature has a lot to do with her being the embodiment of the sexy, white blond (yeah,we know its not her real hair color..lol)...I think that's more of a worthy discussion than Madonna's cooch.....

You have to take the article for what it is. Believe me, I'd love to see a detailed, well constructed dissection of the cancer on our culture that is Madonna, but it doesn't look like anyone has permission to write one. So I'll take an entertaining rushed piece like this as the next best thing. Also, as rushed as it is, she does make some very valid points.
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Reply #95 posted 04/15/08 11:25am

midnightmover

namepeace said:

Well, here's the one thing that seems to hold true about Today's Madonna:

Will her singing career ever take a turn for the better? Will Madonna ever make a proper great trashy pop record again? It's unlikely; quite understandably, she appears to have a good deal of contempt for her paying public simply because they have made her the best-selling female singer of the twentieth century.


She does really look to hate the whole thing now, and the footage of her shows seems very joyless. She seems very unhappy but very determined to stay relevant and on or near the top.

She doesn't even seem to appreciate her fans much either, but she's not alone on that anymore! lol

She's more machine now.

I agree completely. And just to illustrate the contempt she has for her audience, here she is telling her fans to shut up.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related
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Reply #96 posted 04/15/08 11:30am

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CalhounSq said:

"despite the received wisdom of the poor little Star - a Very Private Person - desperately attempting to go through life minding their own business while being stalked mercilessly by press, paparazzi and sad fans who need to Get A Life, it very often seems to me that it is we, the public, who are actually stalked by the stars. And to the most extreme extent."


falloff I love that! Especially in reference to faces/names that bombard media on a constant basis. You really have to live under a rock not to hear about some of these people, it's fucking annoying nod

nod That was an excellent point, and one that I think many people would agree with. But at least with most of these annoying people they eventually go away. Madonna's been in our faces now for over twenty years. At least in America you had a few years recently where she was hitless. In the rest of the world there has been no let up. Burchill expresses the sentiments of many when she says "Surely we're going to get some time off for good behaviour soon?"
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Reply #97 posted 04/15/08 11:56am

midnightmover

Isel said:

Oh... I found Madonna's acceptance speech!!! lol lol

I felt like she was taking in the moment-- or 1/2hour! lol razz razz


You sat through the whole of her speech? What are you, a masochist? lol Most people's speeches are usually about four minutes, but Madonna's was nearly half an hour. Talk about milking it. Perhaps she thought she was doing the audience a favor by talking about herself so long their butts started to ache.

But ya know, I was listening to Bruce Springsteen on the way home, and his voice isn't all that great.


Please quit drugs. They will do you no good in the long run. Here's Bruce singing live.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...5PoIrcyd34

And here, by way of contrast is Madonna singing live.

http://www.youtube.com/wa..._cqi5QEinM

Now is your chance to restore my faith in you. Please, and I mean please, tell me you can hear the quality difference between these two.
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Reply #98 posted 04/15/08 12:11pm

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it very often seems to me that it is we, the public, who are actually stalked by the stars. And to the most extreme extent.


the jolie pitt thing should be added to this. they're so full of shit and false humility they make me gag! and they're EVERYWHERE all the fucking time!!
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Reply #99 posted 04/15/08 2:16pm

midnightmover

DaveT said:

Reading the article, I'm reminded of the following unusual phenomenom I have encountered with my own better half:-

- When I've introduced my missus to female friends I have, if said female friend is ugly, fat or both the missus thinks "they're lovely".

- If said female friend has been good looking, successful or both the missus thinks she's "a bit of a bitch".


I call it the Madonna Affect ..... biggrin biggrin biggrin

You. have. got. to. be. kidding.
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Reply #100 posted 04/15/08 5:08pm

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midnightmover said:

Isel said:

Oh... I found Madonna's acceptance speech!!! lol lol

I felt like she was taking in the moment-- or 1/2hour! lol razz razz


You sat through the whole of her speech? What are you, a masochist? lol Most people's speeches are usually about four minutes, but Madonna's was nearly half an hour. Talk about milking it. Perhaps she thought she was doing the audience a favor by talking about herself so long their butts started to ache.

But ya know, I was listening to Bruce Springsteen on the way home, and his voice isn't all that great.


Please quit drugs. They will do you no good in the long run. Here's Bruce singing live.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...5PoIrcyd34

And here, by way of contrast is Madonna singing live.

http://www.youtube.com/wa..._cqi5QEinM

Now is your chance to restore my faith in you. Please, and I mean please, tell me you can hear the quality difference between these two.


Regarding Madonna's speech, no.. I only watch Part 1 with Justin and Madge! LOL It was close to 10 minutes. I saw there were more "parts," but I didn't have time to watch it all. Part 1 was quite enough! I got it! wink lol

Regarding Bruce, the song I listened to was live!

I've heard him before.. I just don't think his voice is a great as say a young Robert Plant! LOL... or even David Grohl's whom I adore... or Eddie Vedder, David Bowie or the late, great Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix..,or Eddie Mercury.. just to name a few.. His voice is definitely better than Anthony Keides' though, but I love me some Peppers, so ..



He's ok.. But I would think people are more fans of his songwriting like they are with Dylan..

Hey the Madonna clip is a rehearsal: that's not fair! LOL She's probably not warmed-up or something..

But no.. there's no comparing Bruce to Madonna.. I just don't think compared to some other powerhouse rock stars, Bruce's voice isn't necessarily all that great. It's more about his "story-telling," and sincerity.. all the vocal dynamics he uses to get us to feel..and relate to what he's to say through music.

I guess with Madonna it's more about visual dynamics??
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Reply #101 posted 04/15/08 6:51pm

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Isel said:



Poor Madonna! Everyone is jealous of her. She can't just get a break! confused I guess that's why she wrote that dumb-ass children's book! lol

Some of you all are taking this article way too seriously! All this writer is doing is poking some fun at Madonna.

Madonna has gotten a lot of praise by the media in recent years. I just think this writer is pointing-out that Madonna has a little room for criticism. If she and her fans can accept the praise, then why can't the both take the criticism--particularly when it's meant in fun.


Funny. neutral

This article isn't a little criticism, it's a tired rehash of points that have been covered a million times before.

Point 1 - She can't sing. *insert name here* astonishing voice has showed her up.

Point 2 - She wrote some childrens book.

Point 3 - She's pretentious/has a fake pommy accent/is humorless

Point 4 - She did a book called Sex and flashed her fanny

Point 5 - She's crap at acting

Point 6 - She's attention seeking

Am I missing something? Is there anything there that hasn't been written about many, many times before?

Poor Julie! How can she possibly escape the clutches of Madonna's publicity machine? Why not write yet another article and publicise her just that little bit more. Madonna has to be laughing her ass off all the way to the bank.
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Reply #102 posted 04/15/08 7:34pm

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mynameisnotsusan said:

Isel said:



Poor Madonna! Everyone is jealous of her. She can't just get a break! confused I guess that's why she wrote that dumb-ass children's book! lol

Some of you all are taking this article way too seriously! All this writer is doing is poking some fun at Madonna.

Madonna has gotten a lot of praise by the media in recent years. I just think this writer is pointing-out that Madonna has a little room for criticism. If she and her fans can accept the praise, then why can't the both take the criticism--particularly when it's meant in fun.


Funny. neutral

This article isn't a little criticism, it's a tired rehash of points that have been covered a million times before.

Point 1 - She can't sing. *insert name here* astonishing voice has showed her up.

Point 2 - She wrote some childrens book.

Point 3 - She's pretentious/has a fake pommy accent/is humorless

Point 4 - She did a book called Sex and flashed her fanny

Point 5 - She's crap at acting

Point 6 - She's attention seeking

Am I missing something? Is there anything there that hasn't been written about many, many times before?

Poor Julie! How can she possibly escape the clutches of Madonna's publicity machine? Why not write yet another article and publicise her just that little bit more. Madonna has to be laughing her ass off all the way to the bank.



Point 1 - True, Madonna's voice is mediocre at that's being really nice, but it's her fans who insist on trying to compare her to singers like Mariah and Whitney by saying she's better...ummm, not so much. Maybe her concerts or better, but she has to hide her mediocre voice with the spectacle of numerous costume changes and elaborate stage designs, and they don't...I'm just sayin'.

Point 2 - I think it's cute that she wrote some kid's books...I won't ever read any of them, but good for her for making money off of little kids. biggrin

Point 3 - I think Madonna is funniest when she uses that fake accent, so she's far from being humorless in my eyes. lol

Point 4 - I wonder if she even has a copy of "Sex" in her house now that she seems soo against subjecting her own children to what has enabled them to live in that nice big house. hmmm

Point 5 - Hey! mad "Who's That Girl?", "Desperately Seeking Susan", and "Dick Tracy" were awesome....too bad she's got waay more dog turds on film that cause Ms. Burchill to miss these three gems.

Point 6 - I'll agree that Ms. Burchill calling Madonna an 'attention-seeker' is an assinine point...if people didn't know this after she made out with Britney and Christina than Ms. Burchill should let them continue to writhe in their own stupidity...still can't figure out why she didn't make-out with Missy though. confuse

Seriously, the article was written for shits and giggles. Ms. Burchill and Madonna are probably having tea and biscuits together for all I know. I'm sure Madonna isn't crying about it...because her fans are doing it for her. lol It's just one journalist's opinion on a celebrity...people on here are making it sound as if this woman just insulted Jesus.
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Reply #103 posted 04/16/08 4:29am

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mynameisnotsusan said:

Isel said:



Poor Madonna! Everyone is jealous of her. She can't just get a break! confused I guess that's why she wrote that dumb-ass children's book! lol

Some of you all are taking this article way too seriously! All this writer is doing is poking some fun at Madonna.

Madonna has gotten a lot of praise by the media in recent years. I just think this writer is pointing-out that Madonna has a little room for criticism. If she and her fans can accept the praise, then why can't the both take the criticism--particularly when it's meant in fun.


Funny. neutral

This article isn't a little criticism, it's a tired rehash of points that have been covered a million times before.

Point 1 - She can't sing. *insert name here* astonishing voice has showed her up.

Point 2 - She wrote some childrens book.

Point 3 - She's pretentious/has a fake pommy accent/is humorless

Point 4 - She did a book called Sex and flashed her fanny

Point 5 - She's crap at acting

Point 6 - She's attention seeking

Am I missing something? Is there anything there that hasn't been written about many, many times before?

Poor Julie! How can she possibly escape the clutches of Madonna's publicity machine? Why not write yet another article and publicise her just that little bit more. Madonna has to be laughing her ass off all the way to the bank.


Well if we, the public, can't escape it, how can Julie? razz None of us can escape!

Madonna is stalking us all! razz

Lighten up!
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DaveT said:

Reading the article, I'm reminded of the following unusual phenomenom I have encountered with my own better half:-

- When I've introduced my missus to female friends I have, if said female friend is ugly, fat or both the missus thinks "they're lovely".

- If said female friend has been good looking, successful or both the missus thinks she's "a bit of a bitch".


I call it the Madonna Affect ..... biggrin biggrin biggrin

You. have. got. to. be. kidding.



And they say some people don't have a sense of humour..... biggrin
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Reply #105 posted 04/16/08 5:33am

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DaveT said:

midnightmover said:


You. have. got. to. be. kidding.



And they say some people don't have a sense of humour..... biggrin


I tell ya what.. I used to think Madonna was attractive, but no so much any more. I just think her plastic surgery or whatever she's had done is too obvious. It's changed the dynamic of her face.


She's not ugly or unattractive-just fake looking.
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Reply #106 posted 04/16/08 6:25am

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Isel said:

midnightmover said:



Please quit drugs. They will do you no good in the long run. Here's Bruce singing live.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...5PoIrcyd34

And here, by way of contrast is Madonna singing live.

http://www.youtube.com/wa..._cqi5QEinM

Now is your chance to restore my faith in you. Please, and I mean please, tell me you can hear the quality difference between these two.


Regarding Madonna's speech, no.. I only watch Part 1 with Justin and Madge! LOL It was close to 10 minutes. I saw there were more "parts," but I didn't have time to watch it all. Part 1 was quite enough! I got it! wink lol

Regarding Bruce, the song I listened to was live!

I've heard him before.. I just don't think his voice is a great as say a young Robert Plant! LOL... or even David Grohl's whom I adore... or Eddie Vedder, David Bowie or the late, great Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix..,or Eddie Mercury.. just to name a few.. His voice is definitely better than Anthony Keides' though, but I love me some Peppers, so ..



He's ok.. But I would think people are more fans of his songwriting like they are with Dylan..

Hey the Madonna clip is a rehearsal: that's not fair! LOL She's probably not warmed-up or something..

But no.. there's no comparing Bruce to Madonna.. I just don't think compared to some other powerhouse rock stars, Bruce's voice isn't necessarily all that great. It's more about his "story-telling," and sincerity.. all the vocal dynamics he uses to get us to feel..and relate to what he's to say through music.

I guess with Madonna it's more about visual dynamics??
[Edited 4/15/08 17:16pm]

Rehearsal or no rehearsal, a good singer would not be capable of sounding as awful as Madonna does there. I only posted the rehearsal because I couldn't find the clip I was looking for, but it illustrates the point just as well. The clip I was looking for was from the European VMAs where she certainly was warmed up and sounded just as bad as she does in that clip.

Regarding Bruce, I'm a fan and I can tell you, I love his songwriting and his voice. Sometimes he overdoes the gruffness and sounds constipated, but he can also sound incredibly soulful. There is an emotion in his voice that cuts deep. He sounds like a man who's been to hell and back and has seen everything there is to see. You can hear that quality quite clearly in this live video. He's singing about love, but with the hard-living tone of his voice he could just as easily be singing about death. It's a powerful combination. Very powerful. The great lyrics only add to the spell.

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Reply #107 posted 04/16/08 6:42am

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midnightmover said:

Isel said:



Regarding Madonna's speech, no.. I only watch Part 1 with Justin and Madge! LOL It was close to 10 minutes. I saw there were more "parts," but I didn't have time to watch it all. Part 1 was quite enough! I got it! wink lol

Regarding Bruce, the song I listened to was live!

I've heard him before.. I just don't think his voice is a great as say a young Robert Plant! LOL... or even David Grohl's whom I adore... or Eddie Vedder, David Bowie or the late, great Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix..,or Eddie Mercury.. just to name a few.. His voice is definitely better than Anthony Keides' though, but I love me some Peppers, so ..



He's ok.. But I would think people are more fans of his songwriting like they are with Dylan..

Hey the Madonna clip is a rehearsal: that's not fair! LOL She's probably not warmed-up or something..

But no.. there's no comparing Bruce to Madonna.. I just don't think compared to some other powerhouse rock stars, Bruce's voice isn't necessarily all that great. It's more about his "story-telling," and sincerity.. all the vocal dynamics he uses to get us to feel..and relate to what he's to say through music.

I guess with Madonna it's more about visual dynamics??
[Edited 4/15/08 17:16pm]

Rehearsal or no rehearsal, a good singer would not be capable of sounding as awful as Madonna does there. I only posted the rehearsal because I couldn't find the clip I was looking for, but it illustrates the point just as well. The clip I was looking for was from the European VMAs where she certainly was warmed up and sounded just as bad as she does in that clip.

Regarding Bruce, I'm a fan and I can tell you, I love his songwriting and his voice. Sometimes he overdoes the gruffness and sounds constipated, but he can also sound incredibly soulful. There is an emotion in his voice that cuts deep. He sounds like a man who's been to hell and back and has seen everything there is to see. You can hear that quality quite clearly in this live video. He's singing about love, but with the hard-living tone of his voice he could just as easily be singing about death. It's a powerful combination. Very powerful. The great lyrics only add to the spell.


This is a very beautiful song. smile
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Reply #108 posted 04/16/08 7:42am

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^^

Not to hijack the thread, but just a quick question: do you all like Lyle Lovett as a songwriter? Of course, I just love Lyle, period. But I just think he's such a poet. Plus his band is always so on-point!

Of course, he's not good-looking in the traditional sense, lol but he's just hoot in concert... Great personality.. Funny. And his music.. is so "pristine" for lack of a better word.
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Isel said:

DaveT said:




And they say some people don't have a sense of humour..... biggrin


I tell ya what.. I used to think Madonna was attractive, but no so much any more. I just think her plastic surgery or whatever she's had done is too obvious. It's changed the dynamic of her face.


She's not ugly or unattractive-just fake looking.


Give me fake and attractive over genuine and ugly any day of the week! biggrin

To be fair though, and correct me if I'm wrong people, but I don't think Madge has had "work done", or if so, very little compared to other ladies her age in the limelight. With her sort of wedge she could have had a stack load of work done but she's chosen not to....hence all the photos of her "on the way home from the gym" or "out shopping" that appear in those trash mags where she apparently looks awful. I think she looks her age in them, but she still looks good to me. I guess growing up with her, I'm always gonna think that.
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Reply #110 posted 04/16/08 9:53am

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Isel said:

^^

Not to hijack the thread, but just a quick question: do you all like Lyle Lovett as a songwriter? Of course, I just love Lyle, period. But I just think he's such a poet. Plus his band is always so on-point!

Of course, he's not good-looking in the traditional sense, lol but he's just hoot in concert... Great personality.. Funny. And his music.. is so "pristine" for lack of a better word.

Never heard of him. boxed
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Reply #111 posted 04/16/08 12:15pm

Isel

midnightmover said:

Isel said:

^^

Not to hijack the thread, but just a quick question: do you all like Lyle Lovett as a songwriter? Of course, I just love Lyle, period. But I just think he's such a poet. Plus his band is always so on-point!

Of course, he's not good-looking in the traditional sense, lol but he's just hoot in concert... Great personality.. Funny. And his music.. is so "pristine" for lack of a better word.

Never heard of him. boxed


Oh... you probably wouldn't know Lyle! lol

Here's a link to his site:

http://www.lylelovett.com/
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It's just one journalist's opinion on a celebrity...people on here are making it sound as if this woman just insulted Jesus.




worshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworship

Madonna is an easy target and make no mistake she's had continuous criticism throughout her entire career. CNN had an article discussing whether she was worthy of being inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Have they ever challenged any other nominees ever? I'm not a HUGE fan and have tired of her antics before but I feel like she is targeted unfairly in a way that other artists aren't.

She's always tried to f**k with people (often journalists) so it's no surprise she gets it back. I don't think she is anywhere near as aggressive now as far as running for the spotlight as she was before she had her kids. She's stage managed her career better than any other artist around considering her mediocre singing/acting/dancing abilities.
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mynameisnotsusan said:

estelle81 said:

It's just one journalist's opinion on a celebrity...people on here are making it sound as if this woman just insulted Jesus.



disbelief
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Reply #114 posted 04/16/08 3:25pm

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Ay Ya Ya she's the most overrated and least talented artist in history. End of.
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estelle81 said:

It's just one journalist's opinion on a celebrity...people on here are making it sound as if this woman just insulted Jesus.




worshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworship

Madonna is an easy target and make no mistake she's had continuous criticism throughout her entire career. CNN had an article discussing whether she was worthy of being inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Have they ever challenged any other nominees ever? I'm not a HUGE fan and have tired of her antics before but I feel like she is targeted unfairly in a way that other artists aren't.

She's always tried to f**k with people (often journalists) so it's no surprise she gets it back. I don't think she is anywhere near as aggressive now as far as running for the spotlight as she was before she had her kids. She's stage managed her career better than any other artist around considering her mediocre singing/acting/dancing abilities.


lol I knew someone was going to post this pic after I made the Jesus statement. I was going to make a point of this moment in DFA history at the end of that statement, but I didn't out of respect for Jesus. pray I remember the reactions people had about this little scene, positive and negative, and how funny they both were. I just found it to be a desperate cry for attention and pretty dumb. Honestly, other than doing it for attention and shock value, I really don't know what was going through her brain when she thought this one up, because it just screamed "LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" The only thing going through mine was, 1.) Other than the fact that Jesus died on the cross to save mankind, why do people put soo much admiration into a torture device, which is all a cross really is (a guillotine is just as cool) and 2.) I wonder if Madonna would ever give up all her worldly possessions and live a humble life like Jesus did....falloff lol falloff ..hell no, she'd commit suicide or go insane if she went back to being poor...of course, many famous and rich people would too, so I can't just knock Madonna for it. WWMD...What Would Madonna Do? lol
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Reply #116 posted 04/16/08 5:26pm

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hellomoto said:

I'm not narrowing it down to just singing and dancing. It's about performing, stage presence and success as well. They did achieve the same kind of success as Madonna just not for as long period of time. And even Madonna only achieved that kind of success for the first 7 years of her career. They got back together last year, they havent been together for the past 10 years so of course they havent got the same body of work. I think if Geri had of stayed in the group they would of had the same impact pop culture wise as Madonna. I think they already did in their 2 short years of being together. Just look at the reaction to their reunion tour, I havent seen that kind of reaction with many other pop acts let alone ones who reunite. I think they did have what she had. I think your intentionally forgetting how huge they were in 96/97/98 and acting like they were just like any other girl band who might have created mild hysteria. Don't you remember the storm they created? How old were you when they first came out? I have never seen an act take over the world and create that much hysteria since.


I remember the hysteria well - it was absolutely huge - Im not trying to denigrate anything they've done necessarily, just say that I believe that madonna is on a different level talent wise - and i believe her career reinforces that. The Spice Girls reunion was heavily marketed and hyped, just as all their solo careers have been. they've had the best management, the best advisors, a powerful record company - and they've still not managed to replicate what she has. You say thats because they've not been together, but if they're all of a comparable level "talent" wise, and they've all attempted to have solo careers - why have they not acheived the same as individuals? They had all the comparable marketing, A&R clout etc. as Madonna has, why could they not do what she has done for the last 25 years.

I guess what im saying is you can fool the public for a few years, mediocre talent can yield success sporadically. But to do it at the highest level for 25 years, with a certain degree of consistency relies on more than just fluke. Talent has to factor in, in some form, but some people will never accept that because it shines a light on the fact that not having outstanding natural "talent" at something is no excuse for failure.

Had Geri stayed the group have done much better, but atlas just a memory.
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mynameisnotsusan said:




disbelief



Ahhhhh, great memories!!!

After being a fan for many years, the Confessions Tour was my first Madonna concert.....this performance of Live To Tell sent chills down my spine!! Absolutely brilliant!!
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DaveT said:

midnightmover said:


disbelief



Ahhhhh, great memories!!!

After being a fan for many years, the Confessions Tour was my first Madonna concert.....this performance of Live To Tell sent chills down my spine!! Absolutely brilliant!!

Burchill said....

quite understandably, she appears to have a good deal of contempt for her paying public


lol
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estelle81 said:

mynameisnotsusan said:





worshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworshipworship

Madonna is an easy target and make no mistake she's had continuous criticism throughout her entire career. CNN had an article discussing whether she was worthy of being inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Have they ever challenged any other nominees ever? I'm not a HUGE fan and have tired of her antics before but I feel like she is targeted unfairly in a way that other artists aren't.

She's always tried to f**k with people (often journalists) so it's no surprise she gets it back. I don't think she is anywhere near as aggressive now as far as running for the spotlight as she was before she had her kids. She's stage managed her career better than any other artist around considering her mediocre singing/acting/dancing abilities.


lol I knew someone was going to post this pic after I made the Jesus statement. I was going to make a point of this moment in DFA history at the end of that statement, but I didn't out of respect for Jesus. pray I remember the reactions people had about this little scene, positive and negative, and how funny they both were. I just found it to be a desperate cry for attention and pretty dumb. Honestly, other than doing it for attention and shock value, I really don't know what was going through her brain when she thought this one up, because it just screamed "LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" The only thing going through mine was, 1.) Other than the fact that Jesus died on the cross to save mankind, why do people put soo much admiration into a torture device, which is all a cross really is (a guillotine is just as cool) and 2.) I wonder if Madonna would ever give up all her worldly possessions and live a humble life like Jesus did....falloff lol falloff ..hell no, she'd commit suicide or go insane if she went back to being poor...of course, many famous and rich people would too, so I can't just knock Madonna for it. WWMD...What Would Madonna Do? lol

nod Can we also use the word..... crass?
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