01. She's prettier
02. She can sing
03. She's a bigger flop (which us gays love)
04. She can fuck a stripper and Simon Cowell and still maintain her dignity
05. She teaches us that $UCCE$$ means taking excessive vacations to Ibiza
06. She admits when she's a whore, unlike some other Minogue
07. She manages to squeeze out random singles here and there (but only once a year at max! Any more would be too stressful for La Minogue)
08. She's had better plastic surgery
09. She defines class
10. She's LA MINOGUE
11. Her webmaster is not only more inspirational than Dannii herself, but he is privy to more exclusive information than that Victoria Newton slut
12. CLUB QUEEN! 11 consecutive number 1 club hits
13. She is just less precious, I think they are both lovely but dannii just seems way more down to earth
14. She's the only artist who can re-release a 10 years old album that sold like 10 copies first time around as a deluxe edition with bonus tracks and a bonus CD!
15. She knows how to milk it
16. She's more "real" and approachable, therefore friendlier and more giving to her fans
17. She doesn't look like Jocelyn Wilderstein
18 She's got the midas touch - Look at Kylie, Julian McMahon, JCA, Xenomania, X Factor's Ratings. She is able to convert all these nobodys to hit makers in their own fields, all the while leaving herself a useless tramp. I'm expecting an ultra $ucce$$ful Jason Nevins release after the new "vs Dannii" single
19. The girl loves a good (or not so good) mash-up!
20. Dannii has a song that features Madonna ("Don't Wanna Lose This Groove"), unlike other Minogues who record Madonna leftovers ("Alone Again") or end up recording covers for albums that celebrate Madonna's legacy including two of her tracks
21. She has a lot less albums but somehow still manages to have more good songs
22. Oh? What? WOW! Dannii's the greatest dancer!
23. She doesn't mind being interviewed by Howard Stern. Unlike some other uptight Minogue
24. She performed her Australian exclusive single "He's The Greatest Dancer" on "Dancing With The Stars", stopping a nation for 3 and a half minutes
25. Love & Kisses was the 54th highest-selling single in Australia in 1990, one place above Better the Devil You Know at 55th position!
26. All I Wanna Do (her first release in over 3 years) outsold by far Kylie's "credible" "indie" comeback, Some Kind of Bliss, in both the UK and Australia
27. She has been asked to judge TWO televised talent shows in 12 months, proving she knows more about singing than her troll of a sister
28. Has the balls to share the stage with a hundred lesbilicious horny dykes at the Sydney Mardi Gras, a first for the event, instead of yet again pandering to the queens like her sister who yet again had the stage full of twinks in pink feathers
29. She had her own $ucc$$ful radio show
30. Has never needed to ask her sister to appear in a music video of hers
31. She co-wrote her first hit. Kylie didn't co-write a thing until her 14th single
32. Dannii's albums have less filler
33. Dannii's wrinkles have less filler
34. She has *two* tits
35. She's still fertile
36. She actually expresses opinions in her interviews
37. Dannii did R&B on her first album. Kylie waited until her 9th. And even then she still didn't do it properly
38. Dannii did Cathy Dennis first
39. I like Dannii
40. Dannii did short hair first (and did it better)
41. Dannii didn't need a soapie or S/A/W to launch her pop career
42. Dannii performed on the West End. Kylie's only really got G-A-Y
43. People are more interested in defending her in this thread than Kylie fans defending Kylie in the Kylie thread
44. Dannii has only released 2 greatest hits album. Evidence not of her lack of "hits", but proof that she is not a cash cow
45. Dannii effortlessly makes worldwide news for simply entering a strip club whereas Kylie has to be diagnosed with breast cancer for some media attention
46. Dannii gets asked to perform on "Carols By Candlelight". Kylie only gets the Olympics
47. Dannii didn't need to bare her arse to have her first post y2k hit - it sold on the quality of the song
48. Dannii's sound has progressed in the past 10 years, Kylie's has gone backwards
49. Dannii's never stopped Victora Beckham from having a #1
50. Dannii's first hit wasn't a cover
51. Dannii does non-stop touring (not the kind that involves concerts though)
52. Dannii never cancels shows because she has "cancer"
53. Dannii's concerts never rip off 90% of a concert Madonna just did the year earlier
54. Dannii had her first top 10 hit when she was 18 vs Kylie's at 19
55. Dannii's biggest hit has more lyrics than just "la la la"
56. Dannii's smash hit "Everything I Wanted" played a major part in hit Australian film "Head On", yet the only place Kylie's songs are heard in the movies are over the end credits when everyone's left the theatre
57. Dannii works hard for her fame and knows what it is like to be 'so under pressure'. Kylie's $ucce$$ has been dished out to her on a platter since day 1
58. None of Dannii's former lovers have committed suicide
59. Dannii performs at Logies, Kylie just wins them
60. Dannii would make an excellent tour guide in Ibiza
61. Dannii's pashed the hotter Neighbours cast member (Dannii's Benjamin Hart to Kylie's Jason Donovan)
62. Nathen confims for Dannii. Kylie doesn't even bother confirming
63. Dannii has never branded her past work a "mistake" purely because it didn't sell
64. Dannii doesn't make music just for the $$$$. Kylie would have quit in '93 if she was Dannii
65. Dannii can get away with not releasing a new studio albumin 5 years and purely rely on her huge back catalogue to make albums
66. Dannii sung live on TV before even having her first hit. Kylie waited until her 3rd album
67. Kylie's never done a "vs" single. Dannii's done shitloads
68. Dannii doesn't blame her flops on the death of a royal
69. Dannii's been married. Kylie can't keep a man longer than two years
70. Dannii has only one self-titled album, showing her modesty and originality. Egotistical Kylie has 3
71. Dannii has never tried to leech on the credibility of others like Kylie did with Nick Cave and the Manics
72. None of Dannii's boyfriends have been drug addicts, two of Kylie's have
73. Dannii doesn't associate with Cat Deeley
74. Dannii has a personality
75. Dannii has a very close relationship with the back end of the UK Top 20. Kylie is a snob and only hangs around the top 5
76. Dannii has never called anyone "retarded"
77. Dannii appeals to a select few who have impeccable taste, going by her sales. Kylie is the dumbed-down version who goes for the lowest common denominator with hers
78. Dannii bothered to change the artwork for her album re-releases
79. Dannii does give sappy speeches at tours, she just avoids touring all together
80. Dannii can proudly state in her "best of" that she has achieved "four best selling albums" without even achieving one
81. Dannii doesn't work with that CUNT Willy Baker
82. Dannii pays homage to the gays by jumping all over a lezzo in one of her videos, while Kylie only does some shitty disco song
83. Dannii sang about coconuts before Kylie sang about chocolate
84. Dannii is going to pay homage to Jo-Beth Taylor before Kylie by having 99 Reasons
85. Dannii rapped before Kylie and did it with much greater $ucce$$
86. Dannii has more consecutive #1s than Kylie (on the club charts that is)
87. Dannii's never showed up at a Kylie G-A-Y gig unannounced with a $20 bouqet of flowers she picked up at the servo on the way
88. Dannii doesnt have KyliesGuy for a fan
89. Unlike Kylie who so obviously tries to appeal to the US market with her faux r'n'b such as Red Blooded Woman, Dannii releases masterpieces like Perfection
90. Dannii doesn't send out 49 track promos of potential songs for her upcoming album release. Dannii struggles to record 49 songs in 10 years
91. Dannii came on first at the Mushroom 25 gig, thus making her #1
92. Dannii's debut single had the word "kisses" in it, and it took Kylie another 10 years before she used it in one of her songs
93. Dannii doesn't leave out videos on her DVD. There's at least one version of each and every one of them
94. Dannii can still sell singles and albums whilst sunning herself on an Ibiza beach, whereas Kylie flogs herself into the ground to promote her music
95. Dannii has never worn and/or crapped on about wearing an "utterly gorgeous hot pink spacesuit"
96. Dannii's thread has gone 6 pages, Kylie's has barely managed 1
97. Dannii shared the stage with Bec Cartwright at the Logies. Kylie only gets Bono
98. Dannii has won Maxim, Disney Channel and Variety Club awards
99. Dannii has fans that can take a joke, while Kylie fans don't seem to be able too
100. Danni's fans who can't take a joke are worth their weight in GOLD! They make life worth living
101. I've never heard Dannii say the phrase "illuminate the audience!"
102. Dannii fans don't reply in threads in CAPITAL LETTERS ONLY!
103 Dannii has coined the term La Minogue, while Kylie is just...um Kylie
104. Dannii is in my avatar
105. She's way better looking and hotter than the other Minogue
106 Dannii anwsers fan questions/letters while Kylie could give a shit less
107 Dannii can make African kids' heads wobble
108. Dannii is the only person on Earth who could look HOT as a Goose hybrid-mutant
109. Disrememberance charted higher than Some Kind Of Bliss in the UK (with lower sales)
110. In The UK, Put The Needle On It charted higher than Come Into My World - with lower sales!

Note: I found this while cruising the janetxone forum! And since I may be the biggest Dannii and Kylie fan here...

done with a feast, pickin' her teeth?

if that ain't class..

MikeMatronik said:

You are aware that Dannii has her face worked years ago to look like Kylie right?

TonyVanDam said:

THE WORK THAT DANNII HAD WERE THE BREAST IMPLANTS. THAT IS JUST AN UNTRUE RUMOUR.

MikeMatronik said:

[Edited 2/10/08 8:45am]

You had a lot of time on your hands.

Wow when i did my "reasons that a-Ha is better than Coldplay and Radiohead" thread i stopped at 10. How did you ever come up with 110?

DarlingDiana said:

I only need one.

MikeMatronik said:

She looks like a porn star.

Dannii's career is a travesty. I like Neon Nights, but she has kinda lost me since.

This is too funny!

Moonbeam said:

There are great post NN tracks
Xanadu
Touch Me Like That
So Under Pressure
Love Fight
Gone
Sunrise

Dannii's Girl, Neon Nights and Club Disco are the best pop/dance albums of the last 10 years.

What about Julian McMahon saw something in her enough to marry her and be in one of her videos.

ehuffnsd said:

I don't have Club Disco yet, but hope to get it soon. There aren't any post-NN tracks that I love. I do enjoy the following, though:

Love Fight
I Can't Sleep At Night
Gone
Good Times
Touch Me Like That

Moonbeam said:

that's like half of her post NN output. most of the "new" tracks from Unleashed are left overs from NN or tracks recorded before London Records folded

MikeMatronik said: