5 tickets=75 bucks.

Billy Ray Cyrus' minion and the money grubbing bastards at Disney are charging 15 dollars a piece for movie tickets to the 3-D concert movie coming out this weekend.

And because I have two daughters who sleep, eat, and breathe Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana, I had to plunk down the money for them, my wife and I and a friend of my older daughters.

(Side note: My two year old calls herself Hanna Tanna and my six year old says she is Miley Cyrus...never mind the fact that the two are the same person and it's kind of like playing a game where someone plays Clark Kent and someone else plays Superman. The laws of physics prevents individuals and their alter egos from appearing in the same place at the same time as two separate entitites...I know I read that somewhere).

All I'm saying is Billy Ray Cyrus, he of the "Achy Breaky Heart" is laughing his redneck ass off!

I'd be torn! While I would not want to take any children I had to something like that but understanding how kids can be with their idols. Be happy it's not an actual concert, which would run about 35 a pop!

superspaceboy said:

Actually in the case of Hannah Montana, the tickets would have been 350 a pop or more.

I just think for a concert FILM, 15 dollars is outrageous. Hell, I don't know if I would have paid $15 to see "Sign O The Times". But then again, I guess it costs 8-10 bucks to see a regular movie these days so maybe it's not outlandish.

I guess the concert tickets wouldn't be so bad if we hadn't already bought:

4 Hannah dolls
3 Hannah DVDs
2 Hannah CDs
2 Hannah wigs
2 Hannah pajamas
4 Hannah shirts
3 Hannah books
2 Hannah diaries
1 Hannah backpack
1 Hannah purse
Umpteen Hannah jewelry accessories
Many many more Hannah items

Billy Ray has probably added a wing to his house just from my purchases alone.

GottaLetitgo said:

Hopefully your daughters will soon be over their Hannah Montana phase. It happens. When I was little I used to be obsessed with action figures. My parents tell me that I moved on to other things after a couple of years.

I see that there are Hannah books as well on your list. So, perhaps their love for this girl is not a total loss. Better them liking Montana than Spears during the height of teen pop.

Rodya24 said:

To the extent that the books read like they were written in gibberish, translated into English, and then translated again into pig latin, they may actually be decreasing their intelligence.

That show is terrible. Miley Cyrus will be gone in a few years, anyway.

VoicesCarry said:

Well, you're not really the target audience.

revokes GottaLetitgo's cool pass

You'll be lucky to get this back

bboy87 said:

I guess I shouldn't mention that I know the words to most of the songs then...might lose that pass forever!

GottaLetitgo said:

too late
burns cool pass and blows the ash in the wind

GottaLetitgo said:

I seen them higher then 350, I saw a few for $1,200.This was on a ticket site for pit tickets so close to the show date.

Thank goodness my daughter DOES NOT like her.

toots said:

I tried to get them to listen to Prince...it wouldn't take.

And, genes be damned, they can't stand Wham!

VoicesCarry said:

I would have to agree. She'll get pregnat by Zac Jonas and go to rehab, then she'll come out without a brand new video:

It's Miley Bitch

GottaLetitgo said:

I guess you have a problem sorry I cant help you there.

Damn me to a fiery pit of hell for saying this but some small portion of her music can actually be tolerated.

GottaLetitgo said:

I damn thee to hell lol(better now) j/k

Yeah, I just spent $45 for my daughter and neice and of course myself. I think I may be the only single dad there! Will probably have to show up hours before the show to get a good seat.

GottaLetitgo said:

They can't stand Wham?!!! Is that even possible?

bboy87 said:

Yeah its possible!Mine dont like Wham either.

RipHer2Shreds said:

I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA....

GottaLetitgo said:

You are aware that saying NO to your kids sometimes is legal, right?

GottaLetitgo said:

Whats her contract specifics? Does she get any $$$$ from all this merchandise? or is that Disney bank?

She needs to renegotiate if its the latter!!!

lazycrockett said:

Her dad is prolly getting all of it. After all he is Billy Ray Cyrus(BARFS)

toots said:

hey there aint nothing wrong with whoring your daughter out, look what it did for brit.....nevermind.

ehuffnsd said:

Of course, you do.

toots said:

I have no hope for this younger generation