Steadwood said:

By WENN world entertainment news - Sunday, January 13 01:50 pmSir Paul McCartney has written a song about his ongoing divorce battle with Heather Mills.

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The Beatles legend has consistently refused to comment about the former couple's current legal wranglings but is now set to reveal his true feelings about his estranged wife in a collaboration with a fellow musician.

McCartney, 65, has teamed up with Nitin Sawhney for a track on his forthcoming album London Undersound which is due for release later this year.

And Sawhney insists the song will be a shock to McCartney's fans.

He says, "Paul has done a track about how he feels about Heather and what was going on with the paparazzi because no one has heard his side of it at all - so this will be the first time anyone hears a song relating to that subject. It's very emotional and a very powerful song - not like anything that people are used to Paul McCartney doing."

Mills and McCartney - who split in May 2006 - are due to appear in court to continue negotiations over their divorce settlement in February.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/...d6d_1.html
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Here is a World Exclusive sneak preview

Ahem...


I sat upon the grassy bank

My Heart was all aquiver

I slowly undid her suspender belt

And her leg fell in the river


Pretty hot huh

wildgoldenhoney said:

Steadwood said:

By WENN world entertainment news - Sunday, January 13 01:50 pmSir Paul McCartney has written a song about his ongoing divorce battle with Heather Mills.

(Advertisement)
The Beatles legend has consistently refused to comment about the former couple's current legal wranglings but is now set to reveal his true feelings about his estranged wife in a collaboration with a fellow musician.

McCartney, 65, has teamed up with Nitin Sawhney for a track on his forthcoming album London Undersound which is due for release later this year.

And Sawhney insists the song will be a shock to McCartney's fans.

He says, "Paul has done a track about how he feels about Heather and what was going on with the paparazzi because no one has heard his side of it at all - so this will be the first time anyone hears a song relating to that subject. It's very emotional and a very powerful song - not like anything that people are used to Paul McCartney doing."

Mills and McCartney - who split in May 2006 - are due to appear in court to continue negotiations over their divorce settlement in February.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/...d6d_1.html
----- ----- ----- -----
Here is a World Exclusive sneak preview

Ahem...


I sat upon the grassy bank

My Heart was all aquiver

I slowly undid her suspender belt

And her leg fell in the river


Pretty hot huh

Are these a portion of the actual lyrics?
[Edited 1/13/08 18:24pm]

World exclusive

Steadwood said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

Are these a portion of the actual lyrics?
[Edited 1/13/08 18:24pm]

World exclusive

wildgoldenhoney said:

Steadwood said:

World exclusive

What a thing to say though, even if...

I think he's after the leg as part of the settlement

...Reckons it's good for playing Pooh Sticks

Steadwood said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

What a thing to say though, even if...

I think he's after the leg as part of the settlement

...Reckons it's good for playing Pooh Sticks

Steadwood said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

What a thing to say though, even if...

I think he's after the leg as part of the settlement

...Reckons it's good for playing Pooh Sticks

Sinister said:

Steadwood said:

I think he's after the leg as part of the settlement

...Reckons it's good for playing Pooh Sticks

He should have just did a cover of "Billy Jack Bitch" and changed the lyrics some...


What if I beat your with you leg
Would that make you wanna beg?
Why you always lying about me?
Kick you in your knee made of tree

Billy Jack Bitch! (cue chrous)
[Edited 1/13/08 18:54pm]

wildgoldenhoney said:

Steadwood said:

I think he's after the leg as part of the settlement

...Reckons it's good for playing Pooh Sticks

Did he pay for that leg?

He's a tight git though...

...I understand that he got it from the second hand shop

Sinister said:

Steadwood said:

I think he's after the leg as part of the settlement

...Reckons it's good for playing Pooh Sticks

He should have just did a cover of "Billy Jack Bitch" and changed the lyrics some...


What if I beat your with you leg
Would that make you wanna beg?
Why you always lying about me?
Kick you in your knee made of tree

Billy Jack Bitch! (cue chrous)
[Edited 1/13/08 18:54pm]

Steadwood said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

Did he pay for that leg?

He's a tight git though...

...I understand that he got it from the second hand shop

wildgoldenhoney said:

Steadwood said:

He's a tight git though...

...I understand that he got it from the second hand shop

I hope he inspected it first for termite damage.

Damn!... You've seen the real lyrics haven't you?


Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.
Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got everything a man could want.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo.
Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got shark teeth.
Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade.
Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.
Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra.
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.
Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."
Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.
Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops.
Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track.
Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem.

uPtoWnNY said:

I got a strange feeling this song ain't exactly gonna help his claims there

Steadwood said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

I hope he inspected it first for termite damage.

Damn!... You've seen the real lyrics haven't you?


Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.
Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got everything a man could want.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo.
Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got shark teeth.
Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade.
Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.
Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra.
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.
Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."
Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.
Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops.
Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track.
Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem.

wildgoldenhoney said:

Steadwood said:

Damn!... You've seen the real lyrics haven't you?


Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.
Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got everything a man could want.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo.
Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got shark teeth.
Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade.
Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.
Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra.
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.
Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."
Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.
Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops.
Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track.
Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem.

Oh my goodness! You typed all that out?

Not quite ... I nicked it

heybaby said:

i'm stealin those mama jokes

heybaby said:

i'm stealin those mama jokes

I dread to think how you're going to use them

ThreadBare said:

heybaby said:

i'm stealin those mama jokes

Whatever. You wrote those mama jokes...

heybaby said:

ThreadBare said:

Whatever. You wrote those mama jokes...

yo mama so short she gotta cuff her....

damn i don't feel right tellin you these jokes

ThreadBare said:

heybaby said:

yo mama so short she gotta cuff her....

damn i don't feel right tellin you these jokes

That's right. Leave my momma outta this...

Steadwood said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

I hope he inspected it first for termite damage.

Damn!... You've seen the real lyrics haven't you?


Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.
Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got everything a man could want.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo.
Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got shark teeth.
Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade.
Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.
Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra.
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.
Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."
Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.
Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops.
Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track.
Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem.

PANDURITO said:

Heather Mills looks like a toponym more than someone's name.

Just saying

A whatta?

luv4u said:

pacey68 said:

Steadwood said:

Damn!... You've seen the real lyrics haven't you?


Yo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.
Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got sideburns on her tits.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got an afro with a turn signal.
Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with termites.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's nest in it.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got everything a man could want.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters.
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece.
Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up.
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.
Yo mama's got one arm and they call her Armondo.
Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's talkin' bout' "Make this left."
Yo mama's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP.
Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't no half steppin."
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got shark teeth.
Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got a glass eye with a shade.
Yo mama's got a glass eye talkin' bout she can see clearly now.
Yo mama's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it.
Yo mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got no arms and they call her Armando.
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mama's got a long sleeved bra.
Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.
Yo mama's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "Raise the roof!"
Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout pointing me in the right direction.
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I'm lookin' forward to it."
Yo mama ain't got no eyes talkin' bout "I see what you mean."
Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout "I hear ya."
Yo mama's got no ears talkin' bout "I don't want to hear it."
Yo mama's got a glass leg with Kool-Aid in it.
Yo mama's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion.
Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."
Yo mama ain't got no toes and she bought a pair of sandals.
Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops.
Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout "I ain't gonna stand for this."
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna get the new Jordans.
Yo mama's got no legs and tried out for track.
Yo mama's got more crack than Harlem.

Ilove this song... "Yo mama's an extra on The Simpsons" If you ain't got it buy the album Bizarre Ryde II The Pharcyde, it's great!

Steadwood said:

PANDURITO said:

Heather Mills looks like a toponym
Just saying

A whatta?