AnckSuNamun said:

Well compare to these:

"Bitch call me Jack Tripper" - "Double Up" (featuring Snoop)

"Girl I got you so wet/it's like a rain forest/it's like Jurassic Park/except I'm your sex-o-saurus, baby" - Zoo

...and here's my favorite from "Sex Planet":

"Girl I promise this will be painless, painless/we'll take a trip to planet Uranus, anus."

Yeah, this is the best song least lyrically, lol.

RipHer2Shreds said:

He was real on "U Saved Me" and he didn't use profanity. I was riding in my car one day
In the express lane rollin on the freeway
And suddenly the phone rings then I
Reached down beside me then i look
On the floor felt on the backseat
See I was drinking while I was driving
Never thinking bout what I was doing
I turned around and before i knew it
Here comes this truck now

Doctor said don't think he gonna make it
Family said make the funeral arrangements
Unplug the machine he's gone now
Then told my wife to be strong now
Then a small voice said told me
If you promise to stop drinking
I surrendered on that day
Now for ten years i've been straight

You saved me [4x]
Gave me a second chance
You saved me [3x]
You saved me

Now i've been sitting in this chair
Waiting on the phone to ring
Praying up to God that someone will call
Me with a job opening
Cause it's been so hard for me
Month to month struggling to eat
But still there was no answer
I stop believing in his word and
Got so mad at him and
When somebody said God's good
I just laugh at 'em

But in the nick of time his blessing
Rain on me
By his grace the phone ring
A lady said were hiring and
That's when I knew

You saved me [4x]

Now i was 18 out there on the block
Selling drugs
With a gun at my waist
And for people I had no love
See the streets was my home
Family and friends were all gone
Had no one to trust
And deep inside i was all alone
And a deal went bad one day
And it was enough to pause me
I was shot 4 times and before i
Knew it I was on my knees

Blood pushin out my body
My heart's beating faster don't know what i'm gonna do
I don't think i'm gonna last then
I begain to flash back on the things
I done in my past
Then I heard a small voice that said
I'll give you peace if you believe
I accepted Christ that day
Halilujah now i'm free

You saved me [4x]

I was in the aisle of the grocery store
With a pain in my chest and I'm wondering
Where did it come from (I got tested)
And the results came back
And the doctor said i'm sorry but u got cancer
I could not beleive it so
I call my mama to calm my nerves

(mama) she got down on her knees
(mama) she said a prayer for me
(mama) just keep on thanking Jesus
(mama) he'll give you what you need
(thank you Jesus)
Now that was five years ago
I don't have that pain no more
Doc said you can go home
Cause all your cancer's gone

You saved me [4x]

You saved me (said you saved me)
You saved me (but you saved me)
You saved me saaaved me
Gave me a second chance (second chance)
Halilujah saved me
Saved me saved me
Woooooh You saved me

You gave me it was by grace You saved me
I'm so thankful that You looked down on me
Saw me standing there
I was at the end of my rope no where to go
And you gave me

No where to go (and you saved me)
I was down and out 2
I was doing drugs 2
I was running the streets 2
Never felt love
I was wilding out
You saved me
You stepped in ooh save me

You saved me

Who takes him seriously.

Timmy84 said:

Yeah, he was going on about this shit. He really needs to quit. No, I take that back. He's comedic relief for all.....I just hope he realizes it.

Isn't that song an oxymoron.

How you gonna describe what you were doing THEN tell us you were drinking? Then you sit your lazy ass at home waiting for a phone to ring for a job offering? Why didn't he go out his house to demand one? I can understand what he was trying to accomplish but it still didn't make complete sense, lol.

And he wasn't even talking about himself in this!

AnckSuNamun said:

Sadly I don't think he does and the stuff that isn't funny is more funny than the stuff that are SUPPOSED to be funny. I saw the IFC thing and he was laughing at only one part, I think it was when he and his wife were talking about his "daddy be trippin'".

heybaby said:

my mom used 2 say that in 1994

paisleypark4 said:

Yeah, but I bet R. Kelly thought that was an "interesting" lyric though it has been said over and over again.

WOW!!!

What was that shit at the end, though? Was that brawl really goin' on?

My comment is.....no comment.

Timmy84 said:

He must be stopped.

haaaaa!!!!!

squiddyren said:

To be honest, I have no idea if it was or not. This is coming from a guy who thought he saw guns waving while performing at MSG during his concert with Jay-Z so he could've staged the fight too knowing him. He almost had me convinced Ron Isley was whupping his ass.

Timmy84 said:

Nah that shit was fake as hell cuz u wouldve obviosly heard them fighting before it broke out. Plus u can see no equipment was broken..it was well carefully done

paisleypark4 said:

Exactly. Too bad we didn't hear "CUT!" though. Kells desperately was trying to make it seem like the fight was "real", get it? "Real" talk?

phunkdaddy said:

Basically.

He's a genius.

Dem dudes were high!

i can see them sitting around and Kelly was talking shit and said "i could record a song with me and my girl fighting and it would be a hit" and along with that he got the brilliant to upload the video on Youtube to make it feel more organic.

If he was 17 years old I could understand, and forgive , be he must be 40 + right ?

jn2 said:

Birthdate: January 8, 1967 (40)

Yep... he's 40.

Yeah, the fight was fake. They talked about it on Best Week Ever.

u know he was a decent song writer, once...
wtf happened?

EmbattledWarrior said:

Arrogance, a developing court case and a paranoid so-called R&B soap opera is what happened to him.

I laugh everytime I play it. He is so crazy. I like the cd