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R. Kelly's "REAL TALK". Rofl. http://popwatch.ew.com/po...eal-t.html
The video is hilarious. 
do I know your friend who?at a club? who was there? girl I wouldnt wait a minute, calm down I was at the club with who? get tha fuck...man, u know what Girl Im not about to sit up here and argue with you about who's to blame I call no names, real talk see girl, only thing im trying to establish with you is not who's right or who's wrong, but what's right and what's wrong, real talk just because your friend say she saw me at a club with some other bitches sitting in VIP smoking and drinking and kicking it, tell me girl did she say there were other guys there? did she say there were other guys there? were there other guys there? well, tell me this how the fuck she knew I was with them other girls then when the whole club packed wait a minute let me finish what I've got to say i've been with you five years and you listening to your motherfucking girlfriends I dont know why you fuck with them all jealous no man havin ass hoes anyway real talk alway accusing me of some old bullshit when Im just trying to have a good time Robert you did this, Kells I heard you did that dont you think i got enough bullshit on my mind real talk, hold hold up didnt I just give you money to go get yours hair, toes and nails done the other day, hmm yeah your ass was smiling then real talk, oh gave who some damn money? I aint gave nobody no damn money girl? is you twikning? you see what your problem is, you're always running of at the mouth telling your girls your motherfucking business, when they dont eat with us, they dont sleep with us, besides what they eat dont make us shit real talk you call my mommas house and what? girl my momma aint gotta screen no calls for me real talk, and watch your mouth fuck me? girl fuck you! I dont give a fuck about what you're talking about Im sick of this bullshit im coming home and getting my shit and gettin tha fuck up out in a dodge you aint gotta worry about me no more and the next time your ass get horny go fuck one of your funky ass friends hell yeah, you probably doing that shit anyway you gonna burn what? bitch I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes with your triflin ass, milton, you bogus girl, milton start your ...up and get ready to take me home, this bitch then lost her motherfucking mind   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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That is the most ridiculous song of his whole career right here, real talk. [Edited 10/14/07 22:21pm] | |
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Timmy84 said: That is the most ridiculous song of his whole career right here, real talk.
[Edited 10/14/07 22:21pm] I think it's worse than Trapped in the Closet. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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is he even trying anymore?
i mean damn what happened to him all his goddamn songs sound the same now... I am a Rail Road, Track Abandoned
With the Sunset forgetting, i ever Happened http://www.myspace.com/stolenmorning | |
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Wow. he's so full of it | |
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He is no longer trapped! The closet has been busted wide open! Mr. R Kelly has some talk to give you, and it is very, very REAL, ladies and gentlemen. The latest clip from the inimitable urban bard showcases, once again, the scatological poetry that flows from his mind like a river of, well, something brown.
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wtf.
You're sure, this isn't just some parody done by a R.Kelly lookalike? You know, for instance the one who was on that sex tape? | |
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line of the year:
"what they eat dont make us shit" | |
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banks whatcha say?  | |
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Profanity represents just how real shit gets when you arguing with ya girl.  | |
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So basically he recorded one side of a phone conversation, put it to some music and called it a song? And why so much profanity? Lemme guess, someone's cheating again. Same crap different song.Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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JackieBlue said: So basically he recorded one side of a phone conversation, put it to some music and called it a song?
And why so much profanity? Lemme guess, someone's cheating again. Same crap different song.See above. | |
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heybaby said: banks whatcha say?
i said i hate this fucking song | |
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please dont tell me he made that a single.
Although it was the best song on the album.....its not single worthy Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
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paisleypark4 said: please dont tell me he made that a single.
Although it was the best song on the album.....its not single worthy The best song on the album? Is that real talk? Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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ok he did it for fans only.
its cute then  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: please dont tell me he made that a single.
Although it was the best song on the album.....its not single worthy i havent heard the whole album. actually this is the first time i've heard anything from it. the shit is not even a song. Anybody can do what he just did sad thing is that the way he's talkin to the woman on the phone isn't new. i've heard a lot of "men" talk like this
i think r. kelly needs some medication | |
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JackieBlue said: paisleypark4 said: please dont tell me he made that a single.
Although it was the best song on the album.....its not single worthy The best song on the album? Is that real talk? Real Talk!!!  Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
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novabrkr said: wtf.
You're sure, this isn't just some parody done by a R.Kelly lookalike? You know, for instance the one who was on that sex tape? Lol, yeah this song is pretty funny. You guys are just taking it too seriously, I just listen to it and laugh. He's just putting out material to pay for his legal fees now. Granted its an ok album, I don't think he put his all into it. Lady Cab Driver is one of the greatest songs ever! | |
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Decent melody but as usual with R.Kelly DUMBED DOWN LYRICS.
This guy never cease to amaze me with his buffoonery. Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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Dumb Ass Song, Dumb Ass Video! | |
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phunkdaddy said: Decent melody but as usual with R.Kelly DUMBED DOWN LYRICS.
This guy never cease to amaze me with his buffoonery. That guy has never made much sense but "Real Talk" is ridiculous. | |
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P2daP said: line of the year:
"what they eat dont make us shit" Jay-Z said that on The Blueprint, which was a long time ago. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: P2daP said: line of the year:
"what they eat dont make us shit" Jay-Z said that on The Blueprint, which was a long time ago. the sad thing is Jay probably bit it off of someone else to
good grief. this is sad | |
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The man is a genius | |
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JackieBlue said: paisleypark4 said: please dont tell me he made that a single.
Although it was the best song on the album.....its not single worthy The best song on the album? Is that real talk?  I definitely don't wanna hear the rest of it if this is the best. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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bitch I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes
with your triflin ass, milton, you bogus girl, milton start your ...up and get ready to take me home, this bitch then lost her motherfucking mind Oh my god, the way he sings this bit had me dying. X 100. I wonder if he kept a straight face while singing it. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: P2daP said: line of the year:
"what they eat dont make us shit" Jay-Z said that on The Blueprint, which was a long time ago. Damn.  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: bitch I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes
with your triflin ass, milton, you bogus girl, milton start your ...up and get ready to take me home, this bitch then lost her motherfucking mind Oh my god, the way he sings this bit had me dying. X 100. I wonder if he kept a straight face while singing it.Knowing how he thought "Trapped in the Closet" was some kind of revolutionary thing, I don't think he'd be giggling at all. He actually believe his own fucking hype! | |
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