WARNING: If you're a loyal Whitney-fan, THIS thread isn't for you. Trust me!

But for everyone else with a sense of humor & complete understanding of satire, please cast your vote at anytime.

And while everyones voting, here are questions I like to ask VA & VC in the name of refreshing our memories:

1. Why do you dislike/hate Whitney so much?

2. Name some things that the musical legecies of Madonna, Janet, Mariah, Kylie, or even Jody have what Whitney doesn't. (Yes, I sticking to the divas of Whitney's generation.)

I just know vainandy secretly gets down to "I'm Your Baby Tonight".

VAINANDY!!

Moonbeam said:

VA told me awhile back that he could tolarate I Get So Emotional, but only because it's uptempo. But even at this point, he'll still trash Whitney's image of being goody-goody.
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thekidsgirl said:

You never had to think twice about it!!!

vainandy
he says the best things sometimes

Whitey is the more optically attractive though

Um, I vote for vainandy. I love to hate Whitney because it brings out the best in vaindandy.

I say Vainandy. That's some deep rooted hate right there.....but it's justified

VoicesCarry said:

BTW, thank you for helping me see the light about Fergie. THAT woman is far worse than last year.

TonyVanDam said:

Do you mean Fuggie?

bboy87 said:

....too deep! VA blames Whitney of "killing" the funk.

VoicesCarry said:

Yeah, that piss-ass Fuggie!

TonyVanDam said:

tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

snot dayuuumm!!!!

Vainandy beats out VoicesCarry hands down for the...



...Lifetime Achievement Whitney Houston Haterade Award


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431
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Brotha' Vain!!



He has some serious hate on Ms. Houston/Brown
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It's not even close. VainAndy wins hands down. If they had a Whitney Houston record burning party, I could see VA pouring on the gallons of gasoline and shoveling the cd's, old cassettes and records into the bonfire nonstop.

I say Vainandy. I honestly didn't know VoicesCarry hated Whitney that much.

Vainandy Hands Down!


his hatred for Whitney Houston is legendary as far as the org is concerned.

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ThePunisher said:

The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the muthaf***** burn
Burn Whitney's music

Yeah, that sounds about right Punisher!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

It am very flattered and pleased to accept this award. This is indeed a great honor. It has been a long hard journey to get to where I am today but the years have flown by. Where have all the years gone so fast? It seems like just yesterday in 1985 when I first heard a Shitney Houston song and cussed it for everything it was worth. Oh, how the years have passed.

I just want to thank all of you for making this honor possible and I promise to be even more shitty towards Shitney Houston to the best of my ability. The best is yet to come. You motherfuckers ain't seen nothin' yet!

Peace.

vainandy said:

I'm scared to think of what Whitney-hate is to come though.

Because since day one, she was a little goodie two shoes, black Barbie doll, picking petals off a flower singing.....

If he loves me....(pick another petal)....if he loves me not....

She was a spoiled little black Paris Hilton with the same little bird legs and Lassie (the dog) nose.

As a child, she was probably the little spoiled angel in the Christmas shows. All the other kids were singing upbeat songs like "Jingle Bells" and "Deck The Halls" and having a good time. Then comes little miss angel singing something slow stuff like "Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem" or "Do You Hear What I Hear"....boring the other kids to death but all the teachers and parents thought she was so "precious".

The only time she's ever been funky in her entire life, was when she stayed in her bedroom for days and kept using a sex toy over and over without cleaning herself or the toy. She didn't accept no visitors but all the alley cats in the neighborhood were sure lined up outside her bedroom door.



I don't know who the hell Kylie is.

Madonna was a slut (something I admire). Shitney was a "good girl" (something I can't stand). Madonna could also throwdown when she wanted to, especially during the "Vogue" and "Erotica" era. Shitney could never do good house music like that. When Shitney does a house remix of a song, in typical Shitney fashion, she weakens the music.

Jody Watley was the complete opposite of Shitney. Every damn song on her first album was hard funk. Shitney's was either adult contemporary ballads or watered down uptempo R&B to appeal to a crossover audience.

Janet Jackson from 1982-1989 was also funk, funk, and more funk. Shitney couldn't fuck with Janet during those years even if she wanted to.

As for Mariah Scarey, I never liked her. When I first heard her on the radio doing "Vision of Love", I thought she was Shitney singing. When I saw her, she had that good girl image that I can't stand also. She didn't become a slut until later. However, as much as I love sluts, I can't stand shit hop sluts.
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vainandy said:

THIS is Kylie Minogue (Madonna's biggest fan & sometimes Madonna-clone):



Can't Get You Out Of My Head is her biggest hit single ever. All of her fans (especially her gay fans) can tell you why Kylie is so great in her right. Even her music can kick Whitney's ass!

This is her most recent greatest hits album if you're interested in her music history:



EDIT: Since I know you're a big disco & house fan, this is one of Kylie's biggest selling albums that's worth buying too (Rhythm Of Life).


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she's cooler than madonna
let's have some nice photos of whitney