What's your vote for absolute shittiest shitty shit album by a classic (or usually good) artist? Artists who usually could shit pure gold...but suddenly put out one album right in the middle of genius that stunk like a monkey's cockcheese...artists who could do no wrong, but released a crappy piece of mummy-dung that warped their career...

Here are my votes:

• "NewPowerSoul" by Prince. I know it's not technically his album, but who the fuck would claim responsibility for such a crime against human culture???
  
• "Born Again" by Black Sabbath. What the FUCK was that?
  
• "Victim of Love" by Elton John. If you want a good laugh, check this shit out. DAMN!
  
• "Never Let Me Down" by Bowie. If there is a hell, I'm sure that thorn-cocked demons play the song "Glass Spider" at full-blast repeatedly while they sodomize you with cheesegraters.
  
• "Empire Burlesque" by Bob Dylan. He should be arrested on the basis of the COVER alone!
  
• "Dirty Work" by The Rolling Stones. Even thinking about this album makes me want to poop from my eye sockets. Fuck!
  
• Take your pick of '80s Stevie.
  
• "Victim of Love" by Elton, again. I just had to mention it once more. That shit is AWFUL!!!
  
• "The Spaghetti Incident" by Guns & Roses. I know they're not really classic, at least not IMO, but that album sucked. They should have boiling spaghetti sauce poured straight down their cockholes for such an offense.
  
• "The Ultimate Sin" by Ozzy. As if they music didn't suck enough Yeti-balls, why did Ozzy have to look so much like my fat, bloated aunt in the videos?
  
• "Music From the Elder" by KISS. Now, I think KISS always sucks major ass-sweat, but this album deserves a special fucking award for Pure Unadulterated Suck. Gene Simmons should have his tongue surgically replaced by the hairy, diseased nutsack of a gibbon JUST for the song "World Without Heroes."
  

What do you think???

shit you are a riot!

This is a hilarious post! How about Aerosmith's either Night in the Ruts OR Rock in a Hard Place? How about AC/DC's Who Made Who? How about Led Zeppelin III? How about ... More later, gotta run.

Peace,
Scott

kiss, and whatever album(s) that had "heaven's on fire" and "tears are falling" on it. both those songs and their videos sucked ass majorica.




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[This message was edited Thu Jun 19 18:41:34 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

KingSausage said:

I like "The Ultimate Sin"! I don't get you, man! I remember I bought GNR "The Spaghetti Incident" from a music club for free (or it was on clearance but still to this day never opened it. I think I gave it to my mom, who never even listens to music she likes. I'm nearly certain its still in the plastic and if I ever did play it, it was probably only for the single, which in hind sight was awful. Thank God I never listened to that becuase I'm sure it was would taint any good feelings I have about the band. I also liked NPS a little and really like the Kiss song "A World Without Heroes". Why isn't it on any of their hits albums...

I think my vote might be MJ "Invincible". Sorry, I just hated quite a bit of the stuff on there.

HardcoreJollies said:

Led Zeppelin 3 shit?! Youre kidding me right. Zep never released a bad album and how you can slag an album off when its got Friends, Tangerine and That's The Way on it is beyond belief!

I would add

Van Halen - Balance/VH3
ACDC - Fly On The Wall

Blowback by Tricky

Madonna - American Life. Utter shite except for Hollywood, which is OKish at best.

WildheartXXX said:

I was going to include Fly on the Wall, but couldn't remember the damn name!

Prince: Chaos and Disorder (96)
EWF: In The Name of Love (97)
Patrice Rushen: Anything but Ordinary (94)
Rick James: Glow (85) & The Flag (86)
Cameo: Real Men Wear Black (90) & Emotional Violence (91)
Gap Band: Straight From The Heart (87)
Kool & The Gang: State of Affairs (96)
The Commodores: United (86) Rise Up (87) Rock Solid (1988)
Morris Day: Guaranteed (92)


Just a few off the top of my head. And I'm sorry to say I own all of them
[This message was edited Fri Jun 20 9:23:38 PDT 2003 by intha916]

Prince: Chaos and Disorder
The Neptunes N.E.R.D.S
Anything by Kool Moe Dee

Van Halen 3 Ed what the hell?

JAMIESTARR said:

oh yeah and anything the Beach Boys ever put out with
zero participation from Brian

I don't think Will Smith is a good or classic artist by any standard, but still that's no xcuse for the absolutely horribly crapshit his last album was.

intha916 said:

You are SO right on with these picks, although I think the Prince album is much better than the rest of this lost. How about adding Tenderness and Ouch! by the Ohio Players ... Anything by EWF since 1978 ... One in a Million by Larry Graham ... Outrider and The Firm albums by Jimmy Page ... Kamasutra by the NPG Orchestra ... Anything by the Commodores since 1979 ... More later, gotta run ...

Peace,
Scott

I got some for ya...


"Maladroit" by Weezer
"Down On The Upside" by Soundgarden
"13" by Blur
"Selfportrait" by Bob Dylan
"Ecstacy" by Lou Reed


UUUghhh!!!

Elton John--Leather Jackets
Frank Zappa--Jazz From Hell
Iron Maiden--Fear Of The Dark
Neil Young--Trans
Sonic Youth--Evol
Black Flag--Family Man
Radiohead--Kid A, Amnesiac
Pretenders--So Close
James Brown--Living In America
Sheila E--Sex Cymbal
Led Zeppelin--Coda
Teena Maria--Emerald City

Cut The Crap - The Clash

ll cool j *10*

billysparxxx said:

dude r u deef or sumthin?

HardcoreJollies said:

2freaky4church1 said:

MartyMcFly said:

billysparxxx said:

really? i love that album. especially the second version with the music performed by spymob. 5 star album in my book.

HardcoreJollies said:

Now now. There's nothing wrong with I Am.