omg i would FLIP too if i was waiting for someone to pump gas while i was chillin in the passenger seat, and fucken 20 flashes of camera light go off in my face.

FUCK OFF


did you guys watch the video? paparazzi are SO INTRUSIVE!

i don't actually need a daily update on Britney, so I can understand why she flipped.

I don't like to laugh at someone's personal struggle but this did make me chuckle a bit.



I look like an alien, y'all! An alien from planet SPEARS. Or maybe like a....no, like an alien. A sexy, sexy alien. And everyone can just SHUT UP about how I'm supposed to be on drugs and how I was only in rehab for ten minutes -- I WAS JUST DROPPING OFF A PACKAGE TO THOSE REHAB PLACES, because I am, um....I'm totally working for REHAB MEALS ON WHEELS. It's a CHARITY! -- and how I'm totally losing my custody battle (whatever that even is) and blah blah blah blah. Aren't you happy that I'm not all showing you if the rugs match the curtains anymore? (PS: NOW THEY DO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I'm tired.)

I just wish people would stop paying so much attention to me! Can't a girl get some PRIVACY? I'm just quietly trying to live my life, y'all. I don't know why I have to be FOLLOWED everywhere! It's not like I want all of everyone's attention all the time. Would you say that I'm acting like I want people to look at me? Because I would not.

God, my bald head RULES. I am going to save so much money on extensions and hair dye and shampoo and conditioner and hair spray and more extensions and now I can fire that hairdresser my mother hired after I went on Matt Lauer so I "didn't look like a feral cat." Whatever, MOTHER, I think feral cats are pretty -- they have blue eyes! -- but now you don't even have to WORRY ABOUT IT. Because lookit, everyone: NO HAIR AT ALL! So SUCK ON it, magazine who said my hair might fall out from over-dying: I'ma STARTING OVER. Like that TV show. Is that still even on? I liked that show. I should go ON THAT SHOW. YES. That is a great idea. I'm going to call my agent right now. I wonder who my agent is.

Okay. Stuff to do. So much to do. So much stuff for me to do. I have to go buff my head and then call my agent about Starting Over and then I need to place ten to twelve heavy breathing calls to Justin and then I need to call J.C Chasez and ask if I can open for him when he goes on tour, just like the old days, and then if he says yes, I need to write some songs real fast and then I need to go buy some beer and then I need to moisturize my tattoo and then I have some other stuff to do that I can't remember and then I need check to in and make sure my little girls are still alive and then I need -- oh, wait, they're totally boys, my bad -- and then I need to go get a sandwich. GOD. I better get on it.

Okay, talk to you later, guys! Bye! Bye! Bye! Why am I so amped right now? Maybe I need to sit down. No. I don't. Okay! Bye!

LOVE,
BRITNEY.

PS: OR BALD-NEY! HA. I just thought of that. Maybe I should start doing some STAND-UP! HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE? Okay. Bye for real.

JackieBlue said:

That's some funny sh*t right there

CinisterCee said:

is it REALLY a good idea this week to be britney spears and have your friend/mom/whatever say "is it okay if i stop and get some gas real quick?"

"oh, sure, y'all! what could go wrong?"

SHEESH

unkemptpueblo said:

Right

I can`t find the clip on youtube

Icicle said:

me neither. And belive me, I tried.

jackie, you got issues. and i want a subscription.

unkemptpueblo said:

it's a flash video on http://x17online.com/

follow the links, we can't link directly.

she broke a fucken umbrella over photographer's back

gangster

CinisterCee said:

yes?

I think Britney and an umbrella trumps Foxy Brown and a cell phone.

damn can they just stay off the crack for one week?? Shit!

is it REALLY a good idea this week to be britney spears and have your friend/mom/whatever say "is it okay if i stop and get some gas real quick?"

I think Britney and an umbrella trumps Foxy Brown and a cell phone.

I'm regretting to have started this thread. Part of me thinks that it's not correct to have entertainement at the expense of someone.

MikeMatronik said:

you could say this about ANY paparazzi-captured photo, but at least you started a thread when they get beaten down in the end

The girl is in need of some serious help. I feel a little sorry for her, but she has got to pull herself together for the sake of her kids! I know a lot of people don't think the head shaving is a big deal, but for someone who is so obsessed with her hairstyles and good looks, I saw that move as an act of desperation. Everything she's been doing lately has been a big fat cry for help.

I'm regretting to have started this thread. Part of me thinks that it's not correct to have entertainement at the expense of someone.

I hate myself for cracking up about this.

Moonbeam said:

all i know is, i'm pretty sure what my halloween costume's gonna be this year. i've already got the hairdo down pat.