where's Madonna to bitchslap some sense into Britney?

MikeMatronik said:

She probably plugged in the shaver for her.

Mona Lisa
lyrics by Britney Spears

This is the story about... Mona Lisa

About Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've got a little story to tell
About Mona Lisa, and how she suddenly fell (huh)
See everyone knew her, they knew her oh so well
Now I am taking over, to release her from her spell

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

She was taken under, drowning in her seat (huh)
Running like an angel, she was crying and she could not see (oh no!)
Now see everyone's watching, as she starts to fall
They want her to break down
There will be a legend of her fall...

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

Now Ladies does that make you cry? (huh)
Mona Lisa's got to fly

Nobody really does
Everyone, may we have a moment of silence? Right Here.

God

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

ehuffnsd said:

I feel sorry for the girl, but DAMN these lyrics are hilarous.

ehuffnsd said:

I feel sorry for the girl, but DAMN these lyrics are hilarous.

rushing07 said:

i didn't post it for it's great lyrics, but because it's kind of prophetic that this came from her about 3 years ago and now look at her fall

rushing07 said:

i didn't post it for it's great lyrics, but because it's kind of prophetic that this came from her about 3 years ago and now look at her fall

ehuffnsd said:

pleeze!! trying to give the trash some depth is a reach.
[Edited 2/17/07 13:00pm]

I guess we see why they through her into rehab

ehuffnsd said:

pleeze!! trying to give the trash some depth is a reach.
[Edited 2/17/07 13:00pm]

LOOK at the scar in the middle of the front of her head.

hmmmmm.

Mona Lisa
lyrics by Britney Spears

This is the story about... Mona Lisa

About Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've got a little story to tell
About Mona Lisa, and how she suddenly fell (huh)
See everyone knew her, they knew her oh so well
Now I am taking over, to release her from her spell

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

She was taken under, drowning in her seat (huh)
Running like an angel, she was crying and she could not see (oh no!)
Now see everyone's watching, as she starts to fall
They want her to break down
There will be a legend of her fall...

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

Now Ladies does that make you cry? (huh)
Mona Lisa's got to fly
Nobody really does
Everyone, may we have a moment of silence? Right Here.

God

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

She's the original, she's unforgettable
She wants you to know (yeah) she's been gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable (yeah, yeah)
She wants you to know (yeah) cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone, cuz she's been gone

ehuffnsd said:

Some of those lyrics are different to the version I heard. I thought it was, " Now don't have a breakdown, you will hit the freakin' wall..." (which is even funnier ).

Yikes

DarlingDiana said:

I can't completely blame the media for this. Partial blame should go to Britney for her own self-destruction. Unlike a lot of people, I refuse to make excuses for her, because she's not a child. She's a grown ass woman who needs to take responsibility for her mistakes and bad actions, instead of blaming the media when she gets caught with her pants down. Most of the things that she's done in the past couple years have been her own doing...the woman put her life on a camcorder and made it into a TV show; and then sold her baby's pictures to a magazine and has the audacity to wonder why she no longer can have a private life. I have this same opinion on Jessica Simpson. She put herself out there for the world to analyze and critique and once one does that, things don't go back to the way they were before (look at reality TV stars and people who win the lottery for further examples). Is it fair, no, but, unfortunately that's the horrible price of fame. I will admit that the media needs to leave the girl alone a bit, but I'm sure that Britney has people in her life who are telling her to slow down and she's choosing not to listen. I also feel sorry for her, but I've come to realize that there are two types of people in this world...those who learn the easy way and those who learn the hard way. Unfortunately, Britney seems to be one of those who learns the hard way. She's going to have to fall flat on her face to learn. Sadly, she seems to be surrounded by "Yes" people at the moment, who obviously only care about her because she makes money. When they've broken her and she fades away, they'll just find someone else to take her place, something that she really needs to realize. Her fans and family need to realize that you can't help someone who doesn't want to help themselves (speaking from personal experience). She really needs some tough love right now and not a bunch of people saying, "Poor Britney, the media is soo mean to you." Anyone who lets the media affect them this much obviously doesn't need to be in the entertainment business.
[Edited 2/17/07 2:44am]

if she follows up the shaved head with a taste for black rubber catsuits and smeared eyeliner, sign me up for the britney fan club. i love the idea of a former bubblegum pop princess gone dirty punk!