RipHer2Shreds said:

It's like Britney's form of self mutilation. She was cutting away at her hair the last time she wigged out ( good pun)

if she follows up the shaved head with a taste for black rubber catsuits and smeared eyeliner, sign me up for the britney fan club. i love the idea of a former bubblegum pop princess gone dirty punk!

I just saw the cut on Fox News and my mouth dropped. The bitch looks sick. Like she's trying to be Sinead O'Connor's lost child or something. She looks retarded but I wouldn't expect anything less than the worse for Shitney.
[Edited 2/17/07 9:47am]

ElectricBlue said:

My first thought was:
Bobby from King of the Hill

JasonStar said:

oh NO

ok, seriously, she doesn't have the headshape for this.

when natalie portman shaved her head for 'v for vendetta', she was hot. she has a great shaped noggin for a shaved head, and she has a long skinny neck, which helps. sigourney weaver looked great with a shaved head, too, for the same reasons.

britney has roundy-roundy features, and her face can look really puffy and washed out, especially when she's been partying. it really doesn't lend well to a shaved head. at the very least, she should have left some stubble. i'm guessing she did this in a chemically-enhanced tantrum.

Being at Home with her Kids, is all the therapy she needs

asg said:

maybe she was going for a brian eno 'do and got carried away.

She ain't bald. She's Billiard Ball Bald! She looks an alien.

ElectricBlue said:

look at dem ears!

I'm going to have to update my death list 07.....again?!!

damn.

Haircut: close
Mental State: similar?

Wonder if she went through the whole "You talkin' to me?" sequence first?


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Tribal Disorder

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theAudience said:

i think i read somewhere that the only movie she's seen all the way through is "van wilder".

Anx said:

If that ain't par for the course.

But then, maybe we've got it all backwards.
Maybe ignorance truly is bliss.

Ya think?

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BT11 said:

drugs

Just b4 she got that hair cut she was in her SUV crying for like 10mins

MikeMatronik said:

But this is not part of a publicity stunt.

Perez is reporting that she went to the ER last night after she shaved herself.

lazycrockett said:

I was thinking the same thing. If it keeps going in the way it looks, I fear she might attempt suicide next. seriously. I really hope her friends and family help her get some help.

asg said:

What is that? She does look crazy. She doesn't pull it off as well as Sinead. For some reason, that woman looked really good bald!

After seeing the crotch shots, we can see she has fallen in love with her razor.

VinnyM27 said:

What the fuck? Did she leave some of her hair in the back? Am I seeing this right?

JasonStar said:

mullets are back in style, apparently.

Who CARES? It's hair, not an arm. It'll grow back, and people will still talk about her because if they don't have a ready-made train wreck to feed on (Anna Nicole,) then they'll focus their energy on hoping for another celebrity to derail...

Anx said:

I was going to say.

"What? Ths is the new mullet, y'all?" But she is completely bald now, right? Wonder if it's for the new album or something. Wasn't she like doing some practice the other day and people thought it was for this event or that?

Anx said:

You forgot about Demi Moore in GI Jane! She wore "bald" well also!

SexyBeautifulOne said:

i saw GI Jane in the theater. hung over. on new years day. in times square.

damn right i forgot about that movie.

Anx said:

this thread is hilarious.....especially the Bobby Hill comment.