Goodness.

At least Gwen has stage presence. Fergie just stood there and looked bored. Not that I blame her- it must be hard to be interested in anything with only 2 brain cells.

VoicesCarry said:

When I saw that Fergie performance it was like the opposite of watching an elite athlete. You know how Olympians make running, skating, etc look sooo effortless? Well, Fergie's performance looked like she was thinking about it every single second. It was awful. I actually felt sorry for her. My husband can't watch the BBC's "The Office" or "Waiting For Guffman" because he gets too uncomfortable - that's how I felt watching Fergie. At least The Office and Guffman are fiction.

CinisterCee said:

I saw Fergie perform on "The View." Now that wasn't bad. But this, this was bad.
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I'd do them.

Y'know...like a sandwich.



I'm speaking sexually, of course.

Okay, my curiosity has reached its limit. I already saw Gwen but you guys talking about Fergie...I must take a peak. I don’t know any of her music and I’ve been wanting to keep it that way so maybe I’ll watch it on mute.

JackieBlue said:

If you watch it on mute you are missing most of the fun.

Straight trash.

First of all I honestly thought Wyclef--I mean Will.I.Am was in blackface when he came out. I blame it on poor video resolution, the outfit and the white gloved hand he had up to his face holding the mic.

Maybe she was afraid shed fall off balance with those big ass door knockers she was wearing? I turned it off when she started walking around. Her legs looked a little crazy too like they had been broken and reset improperly.

As for the song... doesn’t even seem like a song. She and Gwen should both bury their heads in the sand. If I were a member of No Doubt Id ban Gwen from coming back. And if I were a member of BEP I would ban Fergie from coming back. Maybe without her they can recapture what they once were.

JackieBlue said:

Why would BEP ban Fuggie from returning? They have been doing this sort of music for years.

VoicesCarry said:

I dont recall them being so cheesy when they had the other girl, Kim in the group. Then again I wasnt that into them but they didnt make me hurl. BEP today make me hurl.

JackieBlue said:

I'm not talking about their work with Kim, I'm talking about their work with Fuggie Why would they kick her out the group for doing exactly what they want her to do? I mean "My Humps" is just as bad.

VoicesCarry said:

Ah, I see and you’re right. See how quickly I banished the memory? :shudder:

JackieBlue said:

will.i.am couldn't even rap in key for this performance, lmao.

VoicesCarry said:

Fergalicious was OK....at least Fergie isn't dance much. But it's that Wind It Up bullshyt that I can stand to listen to anymore. Gwen better have new songs that are better than this crap.

TonyVanDam said:

Some songs are quite good (Early Winter, Wonderful life for example), but as an album it doesn't hold-up...
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CinisterCee said:

It was The Tyra Show. At least she's humble about her success. Fergie is a nice person in interviews.

RodeoSchro said:

Gwen is in her early 30's. She might be 34 or 35.

37

I think!

VoicesCarry said:

Hey Mama & Shut Up were waaaaayyyyy better!

Sorry but this is what you get when you co-sign on bullshit like My Humps and Hollaback Girl, etc.

Time 4 a confession:

I love Fergie's "Mary Jane Shoes"

Why you guys always gotta be hatin' on crappy music?


Y'know,
if there wuz no such thing as crappy music,
we wouldn't have a standard to judge good music by.

I think that all you shit-music hatin' ingrateful...uhh..uhh...ingrates ( all your ingratitiude gots me so sick right now, I can't even think of a good word to call y'all ) should , in the spirit of the holiday season, get down on your knees & thank He Who's B-Day we celebrate for Fergie & all her like.
At least, when it comes to the female contingent, the baby Jesus had the good sense & compassion to package most of these shit-music machines with something good to look at on the outside. I can't tell y'all how much I've jacked off to that Brook Hogan video (with the sound turned all the down, of course). Deck the hall with boughs of holly, indeed.

So, the next time you put on a song that takes you away like Calgon,
think how much better this song sounds like with Ashley, Mariah, Beyonce etc. sharing the same billboard.



Oh...
& Happy Holidays, fuckers.

...Did anyone catch that desperate plea for help hidden in the song at 3:03!?!! Gwen very cleverly snuck a cry for help to save her from what she knows is crappy music!

Don't tell her producers and label executives!

Jude418 said:

me too! I was pumped for Gwen's cd since I love No Doubt, and I liked L.A.M.B but man! after hearing Wind it Up and seeing that crappalicious performance, you couldn't pay me to buy that album

Im disappointed in Gwenny, and not endorsing her again til she returns to form!

Ifsixwuz9 said:

MikeMatronik said:

I'm settle for buying CD/mp3 singles if the songs are good.

BlaqueKnight said:

Well you'd think not, but...