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Thread started 08/26/06 4:25pm

Scorpion

Janet in FHM







tho' I battled blind
love is a fate resigned
memories mar my mind
love it is a fate resigned

Over futile odds
and laughed at by the Gods
and now the final frame
Love is a losing game
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Reply #1 posted 08/26/06 4:27pm

minneapolisgen
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I take back what I said on an earlier thread about how at least she has some clothes on for once. confused
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Reply #2 posted 08/26/06 4:28pm

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Wow photoshopped like a motherfucka! She's just a heartbeat away from Playboy. Anyday now people. Anyday. yawn
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Reply #3 posted 08/26/06 4:36pm

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purplecam said:

Wow photoshopped like a motherfucka! She's just a heartbeat away from Playboy. Anyday now people. Anyday. yawn


Okay? She might as well at this point.
Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off
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Reply #4 posted 08/26/06 4:38pm

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JackieBlue said:

purplecam said:

Wow photoshopped like a motherfucka! She's just a heartbeat away from Playboy. Anyday now people. Anyday. yawn


Okay? She might as well at this point.

You ain't lying one bit.
I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that
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Reply #5 posted 08/26/06 4:39pm

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This thread will be legendary as far as "views" go. biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 08/26/06 4:39pm

Rhondab

ok....they've od'ed on the airbrushin' and photoshop work.


shrug This is the skanky Janet we knew would pop up.
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Reply #7 posted 08/26/06 4:42pm

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Rhondab said:

ok....they've od'ed on the airbrushin' and photoshop work.


shrug This is the skanky Janet we knew would pop up.

nod Janet isn't Janet without finding a way to show her ass to the world at least once or twice or hell a million times at this point.
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Reply #8 posted 08/26/06 4:45pm

Harlepolis

Nuff with the hypocritical bullshit rolleyes

Cher and Madge still make a playboy wrinkled funky asses of themselves and ya'll still suck up to them talking about "they're still sexy".

If thats how ya'll REALLY feel,,,,,Ookay! shrug lol
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Reply #9 posted 08/26/06 4:46pm

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i'll buy the record, i'll listen to the music. other than that, though, i'm not interested in her anymore. she's got nothing to offer short of played out sexuality. i used to care when she was in a magazine or on tv. yawn now i'll just buy the record and be done with it.

hey janet, instead of telling us over and over again about your sex life and all its many wonders, how about you talk about your music? shrug
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Reply #10 posted 08/26/06 4:47pm

squiddyren

See, I don't care if somebody is 80 and deciding to flaunt their sex appeal, but damn, at least show some personality, balls, and/or class while doing it instead of coming across as mindless and pathetic. confused
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Reply #11 posted 08/26/06 4:49pm

sallysassalot

Harlepolis said:

Nuff with the hypocritical bullshit rolleyes

Cher and Madge still make a playboy wrinkled funky asses of themselves and ya'll still suck up to them talking about "they're still sexy".

If thats how ya'll REALLY feel,,,,,Ookay! shrug lol

i don't know a thing about cher but madonna does speak about things other than how much better sex is now, how sexual she is, blah blah puke. there's a huge difference between putting on a sexed up outfit for a video/tour and using that sexed up outfit as your only selling point.

madonna is very versatile and i think you'd be hardpressed to say the same thing about janet these days.
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Reply #12 posted 08/26/06 4:58pm

Harlepolis

sallysassalot said:

Harlepolis said:

Nuff with the hypocritical bullshit rolleyes

Cher and Madge still make a playboy wrinkled funky asses of themselves and ya'll still suck up to them talking about "they're still sexy".

If thats how ya'll REALLY feel,,,,,Ookay! shrug lol

i don't know a thing about cher but madonna does speak about things other than how much better sex is now, how sexual she is, blah blah puke. there's a huge difference between putting on a sexed up outfit for a video/tour and using that sexed up outfit as your only selling point.

madonna is very versatile and i think you'd be hardpressed to say the same thing about janet these days.


Hell to the no, my dear child. Prince is versatile, Chaka Khan is versatile, David Bowie is versatile, Aretha is versatile, Miles Davis is versatile and Shuggie Otis is versatile. Them hoe are ANYTHING but versatile.

This whole thing is more of a same script, different person.

It kills me how Madonna's fans try to articulate shit for the sake of making her look/sound different when both of her AND Janet don't deliever anything to stimulate the mind or even tackle new grounds musically.

Say that you prefer Madonna more, thats fair and square. But don't laugh at me(and yourself) and say that she's versatile lol
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Reply #13 posted 08/26/06 5:03pm

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Well first of all, its funny how we cut Janet slack on doing thisngs like this but if its Jessica Simpson or Beyonce, then there using Sex to sell. Lets be real here, Janet has become this years Mariah, she is trying to get back from a time period where she was basically an artist people turned away from, she was the brunt of every joke. Basically this is what Mariah went through during 2001 through 2004. And then it was like all of sudden everyone liked Mariah again, everyone wanted her for covers and she did all the magazines before Mimi came out. Now i hope we dont expect that Janet will match that sort of comeback, selling over 15 million worlwide of her new cd, because i doubt that will ever happen. As far as the photoshopping and airbrushing, EVERY MAGAZINE does that, there is not 1 that doesnt Airbrush their covers and photospreads, i mean come on now.

"We went where our music was appreciated, and that was everywhere but the USA, we knew we had fans, but there is only so much of the world you can play at once" Magne F
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Reply #14 posted 08/26/06 5:13pm

Duggs

Just for the record, none of them gets any slack from me.

i want the thick janet back she too skinny for my taste. She dont wear clothes anymore because she just skin an bones, where is da booty?
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Reply #15 posted 08/26/06 5:15pm

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Stop hating. Janet looks better at 40 than most women do at 25, she's already proven herself to be a good entertainer and you jealous females and gay men need to give it a rest on Janet because she won't roll over and die. Granted, her music has fallen off some but if she can still get out there and do her thing then let her. If she tours, stadiums will still sell out and half you complainers will be right there filling seats. nod
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Reply #16 posted 08/26/06 5:22pm

Rhondab

BlaqueKnight said:

Stop hating. Janet looks better at 40 than most women do at 25, she's already proven herself to be a good entertainer and you jealous females and gay men need to give it a rest on Janet because she won't roll over and die. Granted, her music has fallen off some but if she can still get out there and do her thing then let her. If she tours, stadiums will still sell out and half you complainers will be right there filling seats. nod



as long as you get to see some boobies...you are straight..huh..lol


I'm hatin' cuz her body is bangin'....ole skanky chick...lol
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Reply #17 posted 08/26/06 5:22pm

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BlaqueKnight said:

Stop hating. Janet looks better at 40 than most women do at 25, she's already proven herself to be a good entertainer and you jealous females and gay men need to give it a rest on Janet because she won't roll over and die. Granted, her music has fallen off some but if she can still get out there and do her thing then let her. If she tours, stadiums will still sell out and half you complainers will be right there filling seats. nod


So so true.

I guess that's all for a female to do now-a-days if you have a great body.
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Reply #18 posted 08/26/06 5:30pm

Duggs

Im hating because her body is not great, its just thin. Jessica Simpson is thicker than her and thats a damn shame.

she had more work when she was Todd Bridges girlfriend on different strokes.

still got love for Ms.Jackson though
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Reply #19 posted 08/26/06 5:30pm

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Rhondab said:



as long as you get to see some boobies...you are straight..huh..lol


lol
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Reply #20 posted 08/26/06 5:46pm

Rhondab

Duggs said:

Im hating because her body is not great, its just thin. Jessica Simpson is thicker than her and thats a damn shame.

she had more work when she was Todd Bridges girlfriend on different strokes.

still got love for Ms.Jackson though



is we's lookin' at the same body....Jessica Simpson eek


lol lawdy...
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Reply #21 posted 08/26/06 5:48pm

nurse

I love em'. Janet is representing for the grown and sexy women dancing jig.
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Reply #22 posted 08/26/06 5:52pm

Duggs

Rhondab said:

Duggs said:

Im hating because her body is not great, its just thin. Jessica Simpson is thicker than her and thats a damn shame.

she had more work when she was Todd Bridges girlfriend on different strokes.

still got love for Ms.Jackson though



is we's lookin' at the same body....Jessica Simpson eek


lol lawdy...


the same body my sistah, like i said its a damn shame. lol

we talking about bodies here, no personality or any of the stuff that really matters wink
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Reply #23 posted 08/26/06 5:59pm

Rhondab

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Rhondab said:




is we's lookin' at the same body....Jessica Simpson eek


lol lawdy...


the same body my sistah, like i said its a damn shame. lol

we talking about bodies here, no personality or any of the stuff that really matters wink



I get what ya sayin'.... gimme janet's phat booty over Jessica's anything...anyday
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Reply #24 posted 08/26/06 6:11pm

Hobbitch

BlaqueKnight said:

Stop hating. Janet looks better at 40 than most women do at 25, she's already proven herself to be a good entertainer and you jealous females and gay men need to give it a rest on Janet because she won't roll over and die. Granted, her music has fallen off some but if she can still get out there and do her thing then let her. If she tours, stadiums will still sell out and half you complainers will be right there filling seats. nod
Why do people have to be jealous because they don't think she sould be out here like that? I may not be in the least bit cute but i will take what do I have going for me over looks that will fade any day. She comes off as tacky and attention craving which says to me, she's got some self esteem issues.

And I wish some of y'all would come real: If she didn't look like that, we'd never heard of her ass.

Janet, we get it. You like talking about sex and showing people your partially manufuactured body. You're 40. time to grow the fuck up.
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Reply #25 posted 08/26/06 6:13pm

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Harlepolis said:

sallysassalot said:


i don't know a thing about cher but madonna does speak about things other than how much better sex is now, how sexual she is, blah blah puke. there's a huge difference between putting on a sexed up outfit for a video/tour and using that sexed up outfit as your only selling point.

madonna is very versatile and i think you'd be hardpressed to say the same thing about janet these days.


Hell to the no, my dear child. Prince is versatile, Chaka Khan is versatile, David Bowie is versatile, Aretha is versatile, Miles Davis is versatile and Shuggie Otis is versatile. Them hoe are ANYTHING but versatile.

This whole thing is more of a same script, different person.

It kills me how Madonna's fans try to articulate shit for the sake of making her look/sound different when both of her AND Janet don't deliever anything to stimulate the mind or even tackle new grounds musically.

Say that you prefer Madonna more, thats fair and square. But don't laugh at me(and yourself) and say that she's versatile lol
Hey Harle. wave

I agree wholeheartedly and I am not a fan of any of these women.
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Reply #26 posted 08/26/06 6:17pm

Duggs

Rhondab said:

Duggs said:



the same body my sistah, like i said its a damn shame. lol

we talking about bodies here, no personality or any of the stuff that really matters wink



I get what ya sayin'.... gimme janet's phat booty over Jessica's anything...anyday



twice on sundays, oh boy!!!!!
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Reply #27 posted 08/26/06 6:19pm

CinisterCee



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Reply #28 posted 08/26/06 6:25pm

jayaredee

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"I've never worn so little"

Wow, Janet must be really proud of herself. Such an accomplishment. lol
Everybody buy her album now.
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Reply #29 posted 08/26/06 6:35pm

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Hobbitch said:

BlaqueKnight said:

Stop hating. Janet looks better at 40 than most women do at 25, she's already proven herself to be a good entertainer and you jealous females and gay men need to give it a rest on Janet because she won't roll over and die. Granted, her music has fallen off some but if she can still get out there and do her thing then let her. If she tours, stadiums will still sell out and half you complainers will be right there filling seats. nod
Why do people have to be jealous because they don't think she sould be out here like that? I may not be in the least bit cute but i will take what do I have going for me over looks that will fade any day. She comes off as tacky and attention craving which says to me, she's got some self esteem issues.

And I wish some of y'all would come real: If she didn't look like that, we'd never heard of her ass.

Janet, we get it. You like talking about sex and showing people your partially manufuactured body. You're 40. time to grow the fuck up.
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