Do I really have to write another brutal, relentless critique on this monster?

CinisterCee said:

She's starting to look like a man.

Number23 said:

jayaredee said:

Sex sells. There's no way around it in today's industry I guess.

wonder505 said:

It didn't work for her last time did it? I think oversaturation of Janet talking about sex and her photoshoots is putting off a lot of people as you can see in this thread.

Not that I really have an issue with it. But these photos could have been taken during her All for You or Damita Jo sessions. Hell they could have been done in 1993 with the "Janet" record. It's just getting a little boring to me now, and I don't think i'm going to be getting her new album. Her image isn't tricking me, especially after i've been disappointed with all 3 leaked tracks.

Janet's open legs shout-out to Paula Abdul.
[Edited 8/26/06 12:24pm]

Scorpion said:

There's something fishy about this picture....

ReturnofDOOK said:

You think Janet is hiding something?

ReturnofDOOK said:

The fishnets?

ReturnofDOOK said:

The smell?

I think it's funny she has her hands covering her crotch. hell, we've seen everything else.

GangstaFam said:

If THAT looks like a man to you then may I suggest Lasix Surgery?

LuxuryBrown said:

Okay, she looks like a busted drag queen in some of the pictures. Is that better?

GangstaFam said:

damn!

I think Janet looks amazing, but some of the pictures to me her head is bigger than her body (or it's just too much weave or somethin') and I wish she'd stop with the pushin'-up-her-breastsss-and-squeeze-em-together fit . . . I thought it was just a phase she was goin' through in the 90's, but obviously she ain't lettin' it go

CHIC0 said:

oops. nevermind.
[Edited 8/26/06 13:31pm]

GangstaFam said:

CHIC0 said:

I was trying to post a funny picture, but it didn't work.

she was sexier when she wasn't trying so hard to be sexy...

Love Will Never Do
That's The Way Love Goes
If
Anytime Anyplace
Scream
I Get Lonely
Go Deep
What's It's Going to Be
Son of A Gun

just lately she's trying to hard
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GangstaFam said:

Nope. I STILL suggest surgery

She looks horrible in these


some of them I think are flat out her face on a different body

LuxuryBrown said:

But I have 20/20 vision.

Yeah. I just don't like the pics. She doesn't even look real. Sure there is airbrushing: THEN THERE IS AIRBRUSHING. Those pics look like her head on someone else's body. It's too much.

I didn't particularly like Call On Me. Then I've read the buzz around "So Excited," and "Enjoy," but I haven't listen to them yet. I just want to wait because I don't want to completely pass on the cd until I've heard it all.

I know these pics don't really reflect on her music,but I just don't know. For some reason,they remind me of Farrah Fawcett when she posed for Playboy at what, age 50? But can she still act (if she ever could.)? It's nice these women are making a statement about being desirable at a certain age. Yeah, that's nice, but hasn't Janet done that already? Yeah.. we get it Janet. You're good looking, but is your music still good enough for me to buy? That's the question I'm waiting for you to answer in September. And I'm I still interested enough in what you have to say to pay money to see you perform?
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Harlepolis said:

i'm sorry, when i say versatility here i'm speaking about subject matter. i should have clarified that. i bitched about madonna doing the same thing for three records and i'm gonna bitch about janet doing the same thing for three albums. by the way, i've always held janet up in higher esteem than i've held madonna.

the bottom line is every janet record since all for you has been the same topic (sex) and every interview has been the same topic (sex). at 40 years old i expect...well, more substance from someone who's experienced so much in life. her brother was almost put in prison, she deals with the media prying into her life and seeing the word "weight" attached to her name all the time, she's been in the industry for 20 years+...you mean to tell me all she has to talk about is fucking and how little she's wearing?

its pathetic. i'd expect more from a 20 year old kid let alone a woman of 40.

sallysassalot said:

Maybe Janet feels she's done what she needed to do, and has nothing else to prove to the world, so now she just wants to have fun...and be naked.

wonder505 said:

NOw she's proving she just wants to be naked.

Hobbitch said:

You better preach Hobbitch! That was the motherfuckin truth right there!

Harlepolis said:

ehuffnsd said:

I can go further. She was sexy during Rhythm Nation. I was shocked that people weren't noticing that before the Love Will Never Do With You video at the time. I miss that Janet a lot. She was one funky homegirl back in tha day.

Jealous??? NOT!!!


Janet's body is on point but her face is looking transexual-ish.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something is off about her face. Did she have more work done to her nose?

PurpleCharm said:

I thought I was the only one who noticed that??!! Her face doesn't look right at all. I'm hoping it was a case of waaaaay too much photoshopping cause the face is looking all kinds of freaky to me.