....and it is Fergie's London Bridge (Oh Shit).

At least My Humps was good for a laugh.

My god, it fucking sucks. And what's worse is that now I can't get it out of my head, which I guess is exactly why these kind of songs sell and get airplay: It's like subliminal advertising in its urban "hipness" and jingle-like repetition and toe-tappingness.

Haven't heard London Bridge yet. Tell me it's not based on the nursery rhyme, PLEASE!
I can't believe there really is a song worse than My Humps. And does that even qualify as a SONG?!

can't be worse than Hammer's new one.....

it's so awful.

so is she.

and to think she's one of the judges of the John Lennon Songwriting Contest!sacrilege.



here it is for proof of grossness:

[no file sharing-sos]

united1878 said:

you've been spared... but not completely. it still sounds like trying to scrape excrement off your shoe...

I can only imagine.

Whoa, this was abso-fucking-lutely craptacular. End of story.

I haven't heard it yet, but I assume I will soon enough.

Give her the broken face.
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I predict that it will be going down.

Illustrator said:

"Like the wall of Berlin"?

Song of the year.

Wow. I hope she gets jumped in a dark alley for recording this song. It's just that bad.

Oh

Haven't heard it. Someone post the lyrics!

I hope I never hear this song or see the video. I hate this band! Their music is pure garbage.

Patiently waiting for the Will.I.Am Solo CD!!!!!

kisscamille said:

CORRECTION: They were pretty DOPE their first 2 CD'S, and they were in the same league as Jurassic 5 & Dilated Peoples. THEN they got tha Disney b**ch & got "pimped out" by Mr. Iovine. I'm not hating them for making their money, but I would MUCH RATHER listen to "Behind Tha Front" and "Bridging The Gap" than "Elephunk" and "Monkey Business" ANYDAY!!!!!

kisscamille said:

It's actually a solo record from Fergie. They're branching out!

VoicesCarry said:

Those assclowns are spreading like a bad case of herpes.

...it has arrived! And it's in this thread.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Like My Humps, it deserves a new thread every few days

i'm scared to hear this song. fergie is a hot mess with the peas so god only knows how much worse she'll be without them.

pkidwell said:

Hammer got a new song out? tell me more!

JackieBlue said:

The title to this thread cracks me up Voices is in a class of his own.

LMAO at this thread title.

Kids Incorporated, K! I! D! S!

AlexdeParis said:

I used to watch that all the time just to make fun of it. My friend would tape it (technically we were too old to be watching a show like that I think ) and we would just pick it apart. She still has all those episodes somewhere.

woogiebear said:

Whatever happened to Jurassic 5 anyway?