http://perezhilton.com/cl...-blind.mp3

Not that there was ever any doubt it was gong to suck festering donkey balls, but this is some hilarious bullshit.

I can't believe I turned off "I Can't Quit You Baby" to listen to this.



Her voice is absolutely interchangeable with just about any other pop starlet these days though. It'll be a hit for sure.

Unfortunately.

minneapolisgenius said:

"Stepford Blonde #3" selection on ProTools.

She sounds like Gwen Stefani....in fact it sounds like it could be a No Doubt track

VoicesCarry said:

Exactly.

jayaredee said:

You're right actually.

But you know, if someone just played this for me and I didn't know who it was, I really would have no clue it was her.

jayaredee said:

A Gwen Stefani solo track, maybe.

Hmm, does this shit stink of "Underneath It All"?

VoicesCarry said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I don't think I'm off the mark on that one.

VoicesCarry said:

No, i actually mean a No Doubt track as they were deeply indluenced by reggae.

jayaredee said:

Ska!

Can i be as bold as to say i didn't mind listening to it. I mean, her singing wasn't too bad and it wasn't as annoying as what i would have imagined... in fact i much prefer this than Christina's new crap.

Just shows you the power of good production.

jayaredee said:

Ok, that I totally agree with. Xtina's bullshit is unlistenable.

VoicesCarry said:

Well i by no means support Paris Hilton, i cannot stand the bitch. It's just that i thought i'd be a lot more bothered by music from her.

jayaredee said:

This is like they mixed Underneath It All and The Tide Is High (Debbieeeee yum)

minneapolisgenius said:

I think I'm gonna put you down for a while. (for leaving Jimi off your list)

Aah, isn't this one of the tunes where they actually credited the original writer.


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431

VoicesCarry said:

yes, but my god let's not even put Debbie in the same discussion as Paris... Gwen maybe.

VoicesCarry said:

I hated that song.....really I'm not too crazy about anything by No Doubt past Tragic Kingdom. I love their first two albums....when Gwen didn't try to sing. Vocally she seemed more carefree....just going with the flow, and that worked with the music they were playing back then. I can't even tolerate her solo stuff

The production is fine, the vocals are passable at best. It's indistinguishable from anything out there. There's just nothing about it that says, "Oh, this is Paris' new song!" Next...

i haven't even listened to this yet and i'm still scratching my head over why i saved it to my desktop...i guess it's my kneejerk obsession with outsider music.

Oh my god, I'm so embarrased. That's a pleasant little song. Like everyone said, vocals, eh, but it's a sweet little melody and if nothing else, I'm glad she's aping Gwen rather than Beyonce.

listening now. Hmm...like screwed a little better. but it's catchy throw away pop. I can imagine all the little girls singing this in their mirrors. Awww..so sweet

I like the tune

It's so funny that everyone likes the new Paris Hilton track better than the new Xtina one (UGH) Maybe jw1914 was right after all.



























Nah!

it blows and it's going to be a MASSIVE hit.

Stax said:

YUP

Long live real music

the song is not bad but i still hate the bitch with a passion. i was thinking when i was listening ot this how will this song or any song of hers translate to the stage when she has to perform it. I could see her singing in a lazy manner and playing with her dog. Anyone who'd pay to see that needs to be bitchslapped 10 times

purplecam said:

actually that shit sounds funny as hell, if anything it's great org fodder.

lilgish said:

It would be wouldn't it? What's sad is that you know she'd do that shit with a bored look on her face while 12 year old girls are screaming and crying at her lame ass. Makes me mad just thinking about it. The poor children.

With the way they can alter your voice in the studio nowadays, I wanna hear Paris sing live. Then I'll be convinced.