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Reply #60 posted 05/20/06 4:33pm

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VoicesCarry said:

kidelrich said:



I'm not gonna lie. I like that song, as I do much of 80s cheese. I find 80s bands' desperation for hits just as acceptable as the desperation of indie acts to remain underground. The Omigod box set is classic. cool And I will not use the boxed emoticon.


lol

Best part of that song is when Grace Slick comes in on the verse and sounds more manly than her duet partner lol


She was a big girl, wasn't she? lol I probably prefer the Mannequin song. Now, I will use the boxed emoticon. boxed
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Reply #61 posted 05/20/06 4:56pm

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VoicesCarry said:

kidelrich said:



I'm not gonna lie. I like that song, as I do much of 80s cheese. I find 80s bands' desperation for hits just as acceptable as the desperation of indie acts to remain underground. The Omigod box set is classic. cool And I will not use the boxed emoticon.


lol

Best part of that song is when Grace Slick comes in on the verse and sounds more manly than her duet partner lol


lol
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Reply #62 posted 05/20/06 5:27pm

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GangstaFam said:

VoicesCarry said:

I take issue with The Doors and Howard Jones, among others.

It seems very fashionable to hate them lately.




that's a good thing. it'll balance out the fact that it's been fashionable to love them for the last 20 years. in the end, they'll end up where they belong, somewhere in the middle biggrin
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Reply #63 posted 05/20/06 5:37pm

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Blind Melon hrmph These guys don't know music....
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Reply #64 posted 05/20/06 9:52pm

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Dayspring said:

GangstaFam said:


It seems very fashionable to hate them lately.




that's a good thing. it'll balance out the fact that it's been fashionable to love them for the last 20 years. in the end, they'll end up where they belong, somewhere in the middle biggrin


You may be right....but that damn organ is annoying after 5 minutes...they seriously should have pitched in some money and hired a guitarist.
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Reply #65 posted 05/20/06 9:59pm

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37 THE DOORS
He was the Lizard King. No, really…
While in college, many young men still choose to immerse themselves in such ill-advised subjects as Nietzsche, black magic and Native American folklore. Most get over it; Jim Morrison, unfortunately, inflicted his terminally adolescent views on the wider world. The consequences included overblown screeds of nonsense such as “The End” and “The Crystal Ship,” plus, effectively, the invention of goth.

biggrin They should get points for this fact alone!

hmmm Although I think goth was invented WAY before the Doors...
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Reply #66 posted 05/20/06 10:46pm

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Dayspring said:

GangstaFam said:


It seems very fashionable to hate them lately.




that's a good thing. it'll balance out the fact that it's been fashionable to love them for the last 20 years. in the end, they'll end up where they belong, somewhere in the middle biggrin


talk to the hand They're way cooler and better than The Beatles.
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Reply #67 posted 05/21/06 1:48am

Ottensen

I love Arrested developend AND Jamiroquai. And as crappy sappy as her music is Celine Dion is a great vocalist....oh to hell with it, Blender can kiss my black ass lol
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Reply #68 posted 05/21/06 2:24am

Cheek

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me neither

that bold bit sounds wrong , funny tho smile


I didn't mean anything wrong! omfg

lol
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Reply #69 posted 05/21/06 3:35am

CaptainJack

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Most of that was so wrong.
Rick Wakeman, The Doors and Jamiroquai shouldn't have been there.
Obviously htey know nothing about music.

"The white, talentless Stevie Wonder
Where to start — the ludicrous headgear? The atrocious dancing? No, let us start, and finish, with the fact that Stevie Wonder has more talent in his dark glasses than Jay Kay has in his entire body."!

What the fuck is that???!!!


le truth


yeah right.
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Reply #70 posted 05/21/06 3:54am

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Alasseon said:

minneapolisgenius said:


lol

Well, I'm laughing anyway. nod



LOL, no, no, this list WAS funny. Whoever wrote it knows how to use words to cut down pretentiousness. LOL!

But the other funny thing is--no matter what you do as an artist, you get slammed. If you try to be hard like some of the metal bands on this list, you get slammed for being ridiculous. If you try to be soft and romantic you get slammed for being Air Supply.

LOL.

The worst song of the decade, bar none, was Starship's "We Built This City"

GOD I wanted them beaten and left for dog meat after that. Talk about corporate-sellout-souless music.

Yep. lol I hear that all the time, and I really do have to agree. The song by itself is bad enough, but when you couple it with the video for it, well that just sends it over the edge. barf
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Reply #71 posted 05/21/06 4:05am

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panther514 said:

Dayspring said:





that's a good thing. it'll balance out the fact that it's been fashionable to love them for the last 20 years. in the end, they'll end up where they belong, somewhere in the middle biggrin


You may be right....but that damn organ is annoying after 5 minutes...they seriously should have pitched in some money and hired a guitarist.

I'm sure you were kidding, but they had a guitarist. hmm

I used to have no opinion whatsoever about The Doors. I knew their hits and that was about it. Then about two years ago, I started really listening to them and getting more of their albums, and I love them now. nod

Songs like Love Me Two Times, Riders on the Storm, Unhappy Girl, Strange Days, Peace Frog, People Are Strange, Soul Kitchen, Break on Through, Hello I love You, The Changling, Love Her Madly, Back Door Man, Light My Fire, You're Lost Little Girl, Waiting for the Sun, Indian Summer, L.A. Woman, etc. are all great songs IMO.
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Reply #72 posted 05/21/06 6:09am

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I like Toad the Wet Sprocket; I'm not ashamed.

I'm indifferent to Jamiroquai, but even comparing Jay Kay to Stevie Wonder is ludicrous.
[Edited 5/21/06 6:11am]
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Reply #73 posted 05/21/06 8:24am

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AlexdeParis said:

I like Toad the Wet Sprocket; I'm not ashamed.

I'm indifferent to Jamiroquai, but even comparing Jay Kay to Stevie Wonder is ludicrous.
[Edited 5/21/06 6:11am]


Why? Because he's such a blatant knockoff, or because you don't he sounds like him (I'm being serious...I got ripped apart on another thread for saying both he and Jamie Lidell sound like bad Stevie Wonder cover bands, and I'm really curious that people don't seem to think so)

I love this list. I think it's hilarious, and mostly spot-on.
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Reply #74 posted 05/21/06 10:50am

kidelrich

MendesCity said:

AlexdeParis said:

I like Toad the Wet Sprocket; I'm not ashamed.

I'm indifferent to Jamiroquai, but even comparing Jay Kay to Stevie Wonder is ludicrous.
[Edited 5/21/06 6:11am]


Why? Because he's such a blatant knockoff, or because you don't he sounds like him (I'm being serious...I got ripped apart on another thread for saying both he and Jamie Lidell sound like bad Stevie Wonder cover bands, and I'm really curious that people don't seem to think so)

I love this list. I think it's hilarious, and mostly spot-on.


He is doing an impersonation of Stevie Wonder's singing. I'm not sure how anyone could even argue that. It's like saying Harry Connick Jr doesn't sing like Frank Sinatra. neutral
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Reply #75 posted 05/21/06 11:13am

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I would have to agree with a lot of those expect for Howard Jones....He's brilliant! At least they didn't really dissapoint me and name my lastest obessions, the Pet Shop Boys and The Cranberries.

I gotta give them props for the Micheal Bolton line...."Otis Redding died for this?"
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My biggest disagreement is

20 HOWARD JONES
He came from England. Thanks, England
In the mid-’80s, it was difficult to avoid synth-wielding Brits. The sprig-haired, perma-grinning Howard Jones was the most irritating, seemingly convinced that he had something very important to tell the world — his 1984 debut was grandly titled Human’s Lib — but unclear exactly what it was.
Appalling fact Early in his career, Jones was accompanied by “improvisational dance” expert Jed Hoile, who, in keeping with the lyrics to “New Song,” mimed throwing off his “mental chains.”
Worst CD Live Acoustic America (Plump, 1996)

Live Acoustic America is one of his finest...IMO. ALthough I do agree with the Improv dance part.

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Reply #76 posted 05/21/06 11:16am

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Sdldawn said:

DiamondGirl said:



lol lol

well we know Sdldawn likes Yanni falloff


lol I'm not a fan.. but when I watched that concert on tv.. it looked as if a lot of work went into that concert..

kindof rediculous to call that his worst cd.. i'm willing to bet it isn't.. by a country mile


not a fan of his music. but I have seen live clips with him playing like 10 keyboards at the same time...it looks impressive.

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Reply #77 posted 05/21/06 11:19am

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35 PAUL OAKENFOLD
Hey, Mr. DJ: Keep your day job!
As a remixer of note, “Oakey” is lauded for turning the guitar-loving masses into Ecstasy-aware, sodden-shirted neophytes of ’90s dance music. But 2002’s Bunkka, the Englishman’s first album of original material, was an abject exercise in marketing, not music. Ham-fisted and clichéd, lacking direction and sparkle, nothing Oakenfold created himself would have inspired any DJs worth a lick. Dreadful.
Appalling fact Perry Farrell, Tricky, Ice Cube and Nelly Furtado all lined up to contribute to Bunkka. Presumably without hearing the music first.
Worst CD Bunkka (Maverick/Warner Bros., 2002)

Hell to the yeah!!! mad Paul Oakenfold is one of the reason why trance exist and how Detriot Techno got whitewashed to lame British "Progressive" House. Shame, shame!!! disbelief


It is a shame that he was the one to bring "his version" of trance to the music table and people glommed onto thinking THAT was what trance was...and thus hating it. I have heard a lot of Trance music and a lot of it is really good nod I have never heard anything from Oakenfeld that was even close to anything that sounded good....or even trancey.

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Reply #78 posted 05/21/06 11:20am

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prettymansson said:

jamiroquai does not belong on this list...and the soft parade by the doors KICKS ASS !!!


it does...but they had to pick one i guess.

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Reply #79 posted 05/21/06 12:17pm

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kidelrich said:

MendesCity said:



Why? Because he's such a blatant knockoff, or because you don't he sounds like him (I'm being serious...I got ripped apart on another thread for saying both he and Jamie Lidell sound like bad Stevie Wonder cover bands, and I'm really curious that people don't seem to think so)

I love this list. I think it's hilarious, and mostly spot-on.


He is doing an impersonation of Stevie Wonder's singing. I'm not sure how anyone could even argue that. It's like saying Harry Connick Jr doesn't sing like Frank Sinatra. neutral

Stevie Wonder is way too versatile a singer to be lumped into one style. Jay Kay certainly sounds nothing like Stevie on "Looking for Another Pure Love" or "All in Love Is Fair" or "Please Don't Go" or "As." If anything, he sounds like he's impersonating a Stevie Wonder impersonator doing a few songs. As singers, they are worlds apart, so I fail to see why a comparison needs to be made.
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Reply #80 posted 05/21/06 12:32pm

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I object to Skinny Puppy being on this list. confused

And The Doors are okay. But everyone else = thumbs up!
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Reply #81 posted 05/21/06 1:32pm

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sextonseven said:

I object to Skinny Puppy being on this list. confused

And The Doors are okay. But everyone else = thumbs up!


that was my other disagreement. the writer of this list just never got them. I thought they were great...and quite influential. Certainly pushed the envelope a few times.

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Reply #82 posted 05/21/06 1:53pm

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Cheek said:

Dewrede said:

me neither

that bold bit sounds wrong , funny tho smile


I didn't mean anything wrong! omfg

lol


smile ok
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Reply #83 posted 05/21/06 1:59pm

nurse

Richard Marx and Kenny G really should not be on this list-they are very talented. I know that Richard either wrote or produced Luther Vandross' Dance With My Father wink .
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Reply #84 posted 05/21/06 2:12pm

DiamondGirl

All this talk about "impressive" regarding being able to play instruments.

If that's the case then Barry Mannilow is badass lol


Wel at least we found out who fills those arenas where Kenny G and Yanni and dem are playing. Y'all
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Reply #85 posted 05/21/06 9:33pm

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39 BOB GELDOF
He's such a self-righteous prick I'm glad he made the list. Others who should have made the list:


MOBY shoot3
BRITANY SPEARS
BECK (SORRY, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S SUPPOSEDLY A GENIUS)
P-DIDDY
ALL 4 ONE (MUCH WORSE THAN 98 DEGREES)
ALICIA KEYS
WYCLEF-JEAN
LIMP BIZKIT (FRED DURST barf)
COLDPLAY zzz
AHANTI
JESSICA & ASHLEY SIMPSON
50 CENT (HE'LL MAKE THE LIST IN A FEW YEARS WHEN PEOPLE REALIZE HE DOESN'T RAP ABOUT ANYTHING)
WARRANT (WAY WORSE THAT WHITESNAKE....I LIKE WHITESNAKE. CHERRY PIE WAS A LAME ROCK SONG)
JA RULE
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Reply #86 posted 05/21/06 9:45pm

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3 MICHAEL BOLTON
Otis Redding died for this?
With his curly locks and toned abs, Michael Bolton looked like nothing so much as the hero of a cheap bodice-ripper, which was enough to earn him a fervent audience for his over-emoted late-’80s power ballads. Unfortunately, his greatest desire was to sing R&B oldies, which he went through like Sherman through Georgia.
Appalling fact After losing a plagiarism suit to the Isley Brothers, Bolton tried to avoid paying them royalties by buying their publishing house.
Worst CD Timeless: The Classics (Columbia, 1992)



mad Bolton is one of the best singers of the last 20 years. No fucker can sing like him. His shit was meant to be overcooked, thats what makes his songs so powerful. Songs like "how can we be lovers" are well written, catchy pop. And "time love and tenderness" is one of those epic songs that u just wanna play so loud sometimes.....

He can write ok too. His 1996 album had some nice rnb on it. "best of love", written with Babyface, would catch haters off guard. His vocals are supurb on that song.


And "said i loved u but i lied", sounds like a very good def leppard song, which is no surprise if u look to see who mike wrote and produced it with.
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Reply #87 posted 05/22/06 2:12am

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25 JAMIROQUAI
The white, talentless Stevie Wonder
Where to start — the ludicrous headgear? The atrocious dancing? No, let us start, and finish, with the fact that Stevie Wonder has more talent in his dark glasses than Jay Kay has in his entire body.
Worst CD A Funk Odyssey (Epic, 2001)



Oh YES!! worship
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Reply #88 posted 05/22/06 4:06am

Anx

GangstaFam said:

VoicesCarry said:

I take issue with The Doors and Howard Jones, among others.

It seems very fashionable to hate them lately.


I've always hated them so I guess I'm ahead of the curve. lol
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Reply #89 posted 05/22/06 8:22am

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3 MICHAEL BOLTON
Otis Redding died for this?
With his curly locks and toned abs, Michael Bolton looked like nothing so much as the hero of a cheap bodice-ripper, which was enough to earn him a fervent audience for his over-emoted late-’80s power ballads. Unfortunately, his greatest desire was to sing R&B oldies, which he went through like Sherman through Georgia.
Appalling fact After losing a plagiarism suit to the Isley Brothers, Bolton tried to avoid paying them royalties by buying their publishing house.
Worst CD Timeless: The Classics (Columbia, 1992)





mad Bolton is one of the best singers of the last 20 years. No fucker can sing like him. His shit was meant to be overcooked, thats what makes his songs so powerful. Songs like "how can we be lovers" are well written, catchy pop. And "time love and tenderness" is one of those epic songs that u just wanna play so loud sometimes.....

He can write ok too. His 1996 album had some nice rnb on it. "best of love", written with Babyface, would catch haters off guard. His vocals are supurb on that song.


And "said i loved u but i lied", sounds like a very good def leppard song, which is no surprise if u look to see who mike wrote and produced it with.


Sorry...but there is probably no other "artist" on this list that is more deserving of their ranking than MB...he has pilfered and hacked more R&B songs than anyone in the history of music....a peanutbutter sandwich has more soul.
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