People, can you believe this?
After extensive touring with the Stones in Australia and NZ, good ole' Keef and his wife went to take some time off on the Fiji Islands. Apparently, after a couple of days grandpa Richards got bored or was just out of his mind once again and decided to climb a coconut tree.....ofcourse, he fell out.....

Right now he's being treated in a hospital.....

When will he ever learn? The dude is 60+!!!!! Maybe this occasion will make him decide that it is time to stop.....also the Rolling Stones.....

I was gonna make a sexual metaphor but I'm listening to Duran "Liberty"

MikeMatronik said:

abierman said:

Simon Le Bon fell out of a coconut tree also????? What is this world coming to???

what was he smoking?

abierman said:

This guy is nuts and i love him... I read in the paper he fell out of a coconut tree and had a massive headache, yet this did not stop him from then proceeding to go jetskiing and have another accident. At this point he was taken to hospital in Fiji and then flown to Auckland, NZ for brain scans which is where he has remained the last couple of days. It sounds like he will be fine though.

BTW the stones tore it up in Auckland last week, Mick is a champion performer he owned the stage. And it was a fricken massive stage too!

nd33 said:

It's all part of a massive cover-up.

Kieth died years ago, but because of the all the drugs he took, his body is decaying at such a slow rate, that it only appears (to us) that he's just an ugly guy aging. Next time you go a concert, look closely. You might be able to see the strings.

These coconut-tree falling/ jet-ski incidents sound alot to me like those typical "Week-End At Bernie's II" type of situations.

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Illustrator said:

U couldnt make it up could u