Go to babelfish and translate song lyrics from English to Japanese and back to English again. It's quite hysterical!

Here's the lyrical opus of "My Humps" in its new translation.

Some all that junk and gon '?
All that junk in your trunk?
It can from my lump, the love to which I'ma has become drunk and obtains separated being drunk obtains, obtains, obtains.
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump and my lump, the lump where I am small beautifully.
(Inspection that) as for me these it freezes, it drives all me who that of the daily newspaper which these siblings of insanity me is done, those me who am really handled securely, those am bought.
Dolce and Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna.
Karan, those the your sharin are ' all money the growing of wearin ' in me who am obtained.
But as for me askin, as for them me who am said it is slow, the jeans of ` n. 7 loving, it is not true religion, the I am no, but givin is maintained '.
So, I ' maintain with ターキン, no am not taken.
We ' can maintain with datin.
I continue to show.

As for my love, my love and my love, you become firm, have my woman my love me who my lump, my lump, my lump and my lump which is obtained, her am loved expense.
(Ohio state) time of your Spendin ' my all your money and my expense.
She spendin ' has me.
(Ohio state) with respect to Spendin ' my my my all your money.
Some all that junk and gon '?
Internal trunk of all that junk?
It can from my lump, the love to which I'ma has become drunk and obtains separated being drunk obtains, obtains, obtains.
Gon of all those donkeys and some u '?
All those donkey jeans among those?
I make, make the scream of u make, it is the scream which makes the scream which it makes, makes.
Cos of my lump, my lump, my lump and my lump.
It designates my lump, my lump and my lump, as the woman bundle where I am beautiful.

(Inspection that) I met to the girl with the disco.
She probably will go just a little, just a little, just a little yea, you said.
As for me when it is my honey, your baby who probably will use the money which is not the time when it is, it is possible to be.
I, right of the milk white of my cocoa puff and the milk white the wit of your milk mix, the cocoa of the milk white of my cocoa puff and the milk white and your milk which is mixed.
The they me really sexy, mean that he is characteristic I of boy them wanna.
In my next door, me it stands always, ' you feel always with the next door of them and Tryin my lump and the lump dance.
Lookin of my lump and lump '.

As for U if the start drama of I'ma it touches to that it is possible to see, the drama and no you do not think that we want, the drama and no, no, no cannot touch that, as for the drama therefore it does not pull with the boy of my hand, it is not my person and the boy, I the boy of the dance of fair tryn'a, am in order to move my lump.
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump and my lump.
The woman where I am beautiful becomes firm and becomes firm and the bundle (the lump) the woman where I am beautiful (the lump) the woman where the back section I am beautiful (the lump) makes, the front part (the lump) with my lovin ' u which is obtained, she spendin ' has me.

(Ohio state) time of your Spendin ' my all your money and my expense.
She spendin ' has me.
(Ohio state) with respect to Spendin ' my my my all your money.
Some all that junk and gon '?
Internal trunk of all that junk?
I'ma being drunk, can the love which you obtain separated being drunk from my lump, obtains, obtains, obtains.
Some all that donkey and gon '?
All those donkey jeans among those?
As for I'ma the scream which makes the scream the scream is made to make, it makes, makes, makes.
Some all that junk and gon? Internal trunk of all that junk?
I'ma being drunk, can the love which you obtain separated being drunk from this lump, obtains, obtains, obtains.
No gon ' wit all that chest?
Internal shirt of all those chests?
I'ma the work which makes work makes work and work make, it makes, makes, makes.
She spendin ' has me.
The your Spendin my all your money and spendin ' my time she spendin ' has me.
With respect to Spendin ' my my my all your money.

Madonna- "American Life"

I must change my name?
That me it is distant, you obtain?
I should lose weight?
Am I the star which is gonna?

I tried the fact that it is the boy.
I tried the fact that it is the girl.
I tried the fact that it is confusion.
I am best, you tried.
I presume that I am wrong.
That is I why wrote this song.
Today of this type is life that because of me?
Today of this type is life that for freedom?

So I entered into the stick which searches resonance.
Small company.
I tried the fact that the friend is found.
That is said more easily.
That is the same always.
Today of this type life is not for me.
Today of this type life is not for freedom.

Life of American. [ Life of the American ]
I have lived American dream. [ American dream ]
It is the best thing where I saw.
Exactly it is not dream. [ Life of the American ]

I tried the fact that it is restricted to the front.
I tried the fact that it is restricted on.
I tried the fact that role is carried out.
But how doing, I had forgotten.
Exactly, I did that of for the sake of what.
And I thought that we want many, why.
Today of this type is life that because of me?
Today of this type is life that for freedom?

I must change my name?
That me it is distant, you obtain?
I should lose weight?
Am I the star which is gonna?

Life of American.

I tried the fact that it is the boy.
The fact that it is the girl can be tried.
The fact that it is confusion can be tried.
It is tried it is best, but a certain thing.

The fact that the friend is found can be tried.
Being restricted to the front which is tried.
I tried the fact that it is restricted on.

That have sexual intercourse!

I must change my name?
That me it is distant, you obtain?
I should lose weight?
Am I the star which is gonna?

Uh has sexual intercourse that!

I am latte drinkin of the soybean '.
I obtain duplication shot3e.
That goes passing by my body, just, knows that I am satisfied.
I drive my small-sized barrel production person, duper am moved by extremely.
As for Yo those I am the soldier, the fact that you have known I being satisfied is informed to me.
I do the yoga, pilates and the room hotties are complete.
So, I inspecting from the body, have known that I am satisfied.
I am am every わ of study on this shape 而 diggin of the isotope of the dope paint '.
If and entirely this can give desire to me, you know that I am satisfied.
I the representative and the chef obtained the attorney and the manager.
3 nurses, assistant and operator and jet aircraft.
Trainer and steward and bodyguard or 5.
Are satisfied think do the landscape gardener and stylist I?
I desire the fact that the point of view my extreme is expressed.
I being Christian or, am not the Judean person.
I exactly have lived from American dream.
And I was recognized exactly what without meaning thing that that the way.

I must change my name? [ Life of the American ]
Is gonna which is I the star? [ As for me American dream is ]
As for me my name must be changed? [ Life of the American ]
Is gonna which is I the star? [ As for me American dream is ]
As for me my name must be changed? [ Life of the American ]
[ I am American dream]

FunkMistress started this whole thing WAY back in 2003 with Prince lyrics.

http://www.prince.org/msg/7/65233

Annie- "Chewing Gum"


Glance of your well of just a little Annie.
It is the new boy where that is attached with your shoes?
You coming to Annie, that how so?
To blow always obtains the new bubble in order a certain thing which.
I say how it is gonna gonna, is, it finishes to do.
I exactly am the girl it has crunched pleasantly only because of the straw raincoat.
When taste everything goes, it spits that.
As played with the rubber, wrap him around your finger.

No of Ohio state, no of Ohio state, it has that entirely by mistake.
You think of that at the time of the gum it is the chocolate.
No of Ohio state, no of Ohio state, losing word.
It is the chocolate, but you think of that it is the gum.
No of Ohio state!

Something other ones oh it is high.

It was normal to be the girl only you take the that of just a little Annie seriously.
Profit how it continues the boy in order to be attached, you coming to Annie, be your trick to us.
You inform I where you know I do not see why under any condition.
That my selection, is my one piercing of the pack which that is.
The healthy hot dog, I am the machine which is crunched.
That smiles in me, clean maintains my tooth.

No of Ohio state, no of Ohio state, it has that entirely by mistake.
You think of that at the time of the gum it is the chocolate.
No of Ohio state, no of Ohio state, losing word.
It is the chocolate, but you think of that it is the gum. (The rubber of chew of I fair wanna. )
No of Ohio state, no of Ohio state, it has that entirely by mistake.
You think of that at the time of the gum it is the chocolate.
No of Ohio state, it is not no 1 year old of no Ohio state.
It is the chocolate, but you think of that it is the gum.
No of Ohio state!

I do not think that we would like to solve.
When being pleasant, you pass I fair wanna.
I do not think that we would like to solve.
The rubber of chew of I fair wanna.
I do not think that we would like to solve.
When being pleasant, you pass I fair wanna.
I do not think that we would like to solve.
The rubber of chew of I fair wanna.
[Edited 3/29/06 23:09pm]

And now for "Jimmy Jimmy"...an .org favorite!

' The boy of goin, I look at twitchin ' ジミージミー of your foot, Ohio state ジ me ジ me lickin of my father fair necessity is good, ' ジミージミー you say, gonna ラスベガスジミージミー, with Ohio state ジ me ジ me you at the Ohio state ジ me ジ me place where you say that exactly it is the boy and Ohio state ジ me ジ me king who and comes from place ジ me ジ me of bad state is



[Edited 3/29/06 23:49pm]

La isla Bonita

[i]As for the breeze of the island
of tropical wild character when samba played entirely,
this puts in place the sun such high ring
because it is bonita of isla of La I of length through my ear,
the releasing which my eye your Spanish baby sitter 唄 is about to stick and is,[b][img]

A prize to whom gets this one:

Certain therefore it is good,
any your my things me whom it can point it is strong,
can obtain in me obtain bold Ohio state
can you who divide it loves and
those which cold it could to have divided as for empty your love

Moonbeam said:

Wow, how'd you dig that up? I reread lots of it and was cracking up all over again. Classic!

Who knew Khia could be so poetic?

Way my neck exactly, my back section my cat and my crack are licked
Like this vibration of all women now it licks that it does that it does that it does that it does that your body
It does not stop the cat of the hatchet
Like this vibration of woman explosion sound the cat your body of the hatchet
It does not stop everything which is not let escape by any means
Does not let escape and does,, like you, this kind of cat which inhales that it is good
Exactly now it should, is, this cat which is inhaled in order to lick that it is good is sounded plunk

GangstaFam said:

ha Kylie

MikeMatronik said:

Try Ludacris

GangstaFam said:

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Kylie's SLOW

Be able to obtain my deceleration and dance,
the skip sound delay,
my body and,
to be able to obtain,
be able to obtain my dance,
it starts,
it
is slow and slow skip sound and movement from the slow my body,
it can be able moves

andykeen said:

lol. Great post, boo.

Me it tonight it tries the fact that it kicks hard.
Like this the baby in me talks the like that thing smell.
Me it tonight it tries the fact that it kicks hard.
Like this the baby in me talks the like that thing smell.

Moonbeam said:

Eww, that's nasty.

We are J.J. Fad, it is thing here which shakes.
It cannot stop the rhyme like our ones under any condition!
Our 3 see, to be there, I have known that we are new.
The party rocker, non stopper, and our names are def.
' J ' is, because exactly, other than for jammin ' see.
' F ' is new, ' because of def of A ' and ' D ' is.
There is the train of DJ in rear of the rotary board.
It mixes, injury is name of the game.

Now something it is small here concerning the meddlesome people it is.
That substance is not hard, that is clear and simple.
Baby D.

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

It draws up the rhyme which gives supersonic motive.
And everyone has known that J.J. Fad is destructive.
We the girl like us and know that therefore stirl is obtained well.
' Cause we are the chick of the house which shakes your world.

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

When the supersonic people start hearing, is word.
Especially larger people, they pay close interest.
Perhaps you do not buy that, it does not believe that perhaps.
But when that our women (the sound box) coming, perhaps you try that.

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

Now when the fact that you bite supersonic people our rhyme is tried entirely.
It is def, you think that method (S-s-so) it is rear.
If those where we do not become are not said, it is better well, you hear.
When ' that comes to J.J. Fad, as for cause it cannot obtain the play.

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

Now he is newest DJ to the seashore from the seashore.
My person is cut off, it is possible to be hurt, but I do not mean the fact that you brag.
That a little it is the light/write is good.
When ' he cuts that in sound, as for cause if like this it does, you sound.
Hit to that!

*Injury makes a noise*

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

Uh and uh of Uh, it can obtain, that my revolution which shakes mic is final.
It meaning my devastation sound that I have known, you like.
My sound box is new, that your heart which is blown you look at thing.
If and my sound is not liked, I go largely with your rear.
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha uh uh ha)

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

Supersonic even what now with the people has been known the party which is enjoyed.
The fairness where are we ' the fact that you brag about the cause J.J. Fad excessively of becoming clean was not tried.
Now the baby, you do not know that our rhymes very are bionic.
The supersonic speed which is not excessively eagerly does not have to hear.

Supersonic speed!
Supersonic speed!

You see, ' S' is for extremeness,
' U is ' for uniqueness.
' As for P ' perfection for the sake of is, you know that we are the variety.
' E ' is for exotic, ' R ' is because of the sound which is hit.
So that it is restricted, be the back section of the hell to those meddlesome people exactly.

Supersonic speed!
Continues those large eternally the ear which.
Supersonic speed!
From they can inquire about that I who can say my that say fast!
Supersonic speed!
They improve chill.
Way (the stone box) she is supersonic speed, the way, that it is, it is.
Word it used up.
Baby D hit that.

I am light-skinned, it is devastated.
I him am heavy, you have known one thing.
That the right, ' is the doll of cause, I took your person who takes me, made him.
Always everyone who is hit always hitting speech I am happy always.
If me the fact that it catches is tried, finally we should see not to lie.
I always, never hit the stop which is devastated shaking woman.
I when that either one? ? Is there a microphone? ? ? ?
The everyone means that I differ.
The sweetheart of the other angel, everyone has known that I am covered, it is not.
The client is the pearl.
Everyone in sound can have known with the jail and say your cell which therefore has known to everyone.
Nama of lama of ma of doo of lama of nama of ma can obtain doo ma of lama of lama of lama of sama, lama of ma of doo of lama of Na ma of ma at that you observe at that you observe at that lama of ma looks at humma of ma of doo of ma observes.
(To be able to obtain) that it is. (That)
Supersonic speed!
Obtaining you obtained, that that was.
Supersonic speed!
Obtaining you obtained, that that was.
[Edited 3/30/06 21:11pm]

That's some pretty fancy nonsense ya got there.

they're improvements on the originals!