1. madonna
2. carmen electra
3. mayte
4. vanity
5. diana ross

honorable mention

michael jackson and Cunt Felcher


Any disagreements!!!???
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1.Ja Rule..god lord..
2.Ozzy Ozbourne..
3.Elton John..his voice annoys me..
4.britainy spears (misspelling)...bet you she would sound horrible acapella.
5.billy corgan..he is part of favorite band...but the guy is to nasal-sounding he kinda sounds like fran drescher from the nanny..sometimes..

Oops. I meant FEMALE singers. Oh well. All genders is fine too.

Kim Carnes (sounds like she swallowed a glass of broken rusty nails)
Tom Waites (Yikes, what can I say about his voice)?

CuntOMatic said:

Yes.

dancerella said:

Waites used to have a beautiful voice at one time....ripley's believe it, or not?


1) Paula Adbul
2) Ashitty
3) Bob Dylan
4) Ashley Simpson
5) Tiny Tim

Keyshia Cole
Jessica Simpson
Mariah
Ashanti
Rihanna

Shakira.

5) Roseanne Barr

4) Grace Slick

3) Yoko Ono

2) Linda McCartney

1) Courtney Love

As the post is worst "singers" and not worst "voices", my choices are (and I'll stick with the intended 'female' theme):

1. Jessica Simpson (Every song is so breathy and oversung - I want to scratch my eyes out. Or hers.)
2. Paula Abdul (From "Forever Your Girl": "Hey baby" - two words and they were both sung shaky and off key - as are almost all of the words she's sung)
3. Britney Spears
4. Celine Dion (Repeat after me: "Sometimes less is more, sometimes less is more...")
5. Ashley Simpson (she can't decide who she wants to be so she mimics a plethora of other artists. Trouble is, her imitations are half-baked, annoying, and embarassing.)

Britney Spears & Madonna

So you can imagine how bad "Me Against The Music" is in my book haha

Apollonia

Paula Abdul

Madonna

Whitney Houston

Ozzy Osbourne (I love me some Sabbath, but he REALLY can't hold a tune)
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minneapolisgenius said:

You mean currently or always? ...

squiddyren said:

Always. Sure she's got a powerful voice, but she always sings just SLIGHTY off key. It hurts my ears.

As a kid in the 80s, I really did like some of her music although I never bought her albums. But damn, she can really hit some awful notes sometimes. For example, listen to "Saving All My Love for You" when she sings "blue", it makes the wallpaper peel.

It’s not very easy, living all alone
My friends try and tell me, find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
Cause I’d rather be home feeling blooooo.....



Makes me cringe every time.

Jennifer Lopez

Heather Small

That bird from Jemini

Rachel Stevens

That irritating old twat Thereza Bazar from Dollar. Cheryl Baker too.
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CuntOMatic said:

gimme a fucking break, putting #1 & #5 amongst the Prince Ego Extention Harem

JLO
Britney Spears
Sheryl Crow (I like her but some of her songs are downright painful to listen to)
Courtney Love
Janet Jackson

jillybean said:

Great post!

ABeautifulOne said:

Mariah!!!! ??? gonna ignore that one!

gotta be this lot... mostly for being so overrated!

JLo
Ciara
Madonna
Thalia!
Ashanti

omg,what am I doin' here??..Tom Waits?(some people don't get 'heartfelt' vocals I guess..)..Elton John?(I don't like him that much either,but the man CAN sing)
Sheryl Crow??(yeah,right..)

The ones who really can't sing are the ones that try to bend a note a million times per second..That has got nothing to do with singing!..(Yes,I'm thinking Mariah and Christina,of course!!)..I only hope one of these two will do an Aretha cover one day,only so that they will prove my point by raping the original with their so-called 'soulfull' voices..Try it girls,you will find out one day that you haven't got ANY soul..there,I needed to get rid of that I guess