Bjork and her pseudo artsy bullshit!

Bla bla, so what's your favorite Tool album so far?

morrissey
tori amos
ani difranco (though i'll say she seems like a perfectly delightful person)

Yeah, I hate Bjork. She's great at marketing herself as a sort of alternative Madonna, though. Bitch knows how to keep up her images - buying a fucking galleon to live in

For some reason I find this very surprising. The fact that Madonna is not on your list means you would rather listen to one of her albums instead of the above three?

pretty much, yes. i'd rather listen to 'ray of light' or 'erotica' or even 'bedtime stories' than anything by those three.

Anxiety, I hardly knew ye.

It was that song about Courtney that Tori recorded, right?

Seriously though, that would be the one song by her that I thought you would like. It's very loud and angry and noisy and explicit. Where's Gangstafam to back me up here?

i like the "god" song by tori and that's it. really. i think she's a lovely person with her charity work and all, but i truly and sincerely don't like listening to her albums, courtney song or no.

"Professional Widow" (a.k.a. the Courtney song) is like "God" x 10. If you've heard it already, well then there's nothing I can do. If you haven't, then I think you should find an mp3 of it or something. But not the remix! Oh god, not the remix.

"Professional Widow" (a.k.a. the Courtney song) is like "God" x 10. If you've heard it already, well then there's nothing I can do. If you haven't, then I think you should find an mp3 of it or something. But not the remix! Oh god, not the remix.

Mariah (sickly sweet crap)
Eminem (Sounds like Big Bird on crack)
Whitney (Speaking of crack)
Phil Collins, post No Jacket Required (I pretend like he died in the late 80s)
Celine (Annoying as all hell)
Kenny G (Learn how to play your sax before becoming a recording "artist")
Michael Bolton ( )
50 Cent (I wouldn't give a penny for him)
The Carpenters (I'm afraid I'll get a cavity when I listen to their stuff)
NSuck/The Backdoor Boys/New Crap on the Block (All those so-called boy "bands" need to die)
Poison/Warrent/Winger (I'm pretty sure these were all the same band)
Usher (I liked his stuff when Michael Jackson was doing it the first time around)
Justin Timberlake (If I wanna hear a lame, white Michael Jackson, I'll put on Invincible)
Yoko Ono ( Someone put those poor cats out of their misery!)
Limp Bizkit (Should all be shot for what they did to George Michael's "Faith")
P Diddy (or Puffy, or Diddy, or whatever. I call him Puff the Magic Sampler)
Britney (Aren't her 15 minutes up yet? On the plus side, I do look forward to the day she stars in a porn with Christina)
R Kelly (Hope they lock him up soon so teenage girls everywhere will be safe. Oh, his music sucks too)
Jay Z ( )
Oasis (Beatlemania does a better job of impersonating The Beatles)
99% of the stuff thesexofit listens to!
[Edited 1/4/06 12:22pm]

Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff/Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Olsen twins/ insert name of overexposed, undertalented bottle blonde here.

Whiney teen rock (especially faux-punk a la Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, etc.) "You don't know what's it like....life sucks in the 'burbs.....mommy took away the keys to my Porsche....wah wah fucking wah."

Most rap. Don't give me the lectures. I know there's good rap out there. GREAT rap, even. But gangsta or otherwise, the majority of what we're exposed to in the mainstream -it's even permeated it's way into insurance commercials and childrens toys -it's pure shit.

Reality TV winners. American Idol. Canadian Idol. R U The Girl? Rockstar INXS. Not to sound like a cranky old fart b/c I'm only 20, but it used to be that performers would ahve to bust their asses for months, even years, to get any level of fame or respect, and now all they have to do is win a cheesy televized karaoke contest? I'm sorry -but I can name several boybands (probably the least respected musical type out there) who've worked a hell of a lot harder to get where they did than that fuck JD Fortune.



And last but not least: Pretentious music snobs. You all probably know one -the type that will only listen to rare releases by obscure bands to appear hip and in-the-know, the type who looks down on any and all mainstream acts regardless of quality, the type who shits all over you for daring to listen to such a "sell out, commercail" artist as say, Beck or Prince. And god forbid you admit to liking pop music around these self-important fuckers.

And last but not least: Pretentious music snobs. You all probably know one -the type that will only listen to rare releases by obscure bands to appear hip and in-the-know, the type who looks down on any and all mainstream acts regardless of quality, the type who shits all over you for daring to listen to such a "sell out, commercail" artist as say, Beck or Prince. And god forbid you admit to liking pop music around these self-important fuckers.

I couldn't have said that any better myself.

Jay Z ( )

Sean Combs