(Spoken) Come over here!

Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind, :dance2:
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.

Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...

Chorus:

Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.

Oooo.

Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...

(chorus)

Oooo, yeah.

Spoken:

What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
Oooo.
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.

[She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
[She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...

(chorus)

[Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
[Good spanky] Get the picture?
[Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

That's the way I came into this world,
The doctor said, "Lady, she's a beautiful girl."
He gave me a spanky and I started to smile,
So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
Yeah.
[Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]

No love for this song? It's one of her best!

No one likes a good spanky here...I suppose.

Absolutely love it, glad she chose to sing it on her last tour.

My karaoke favourite

I thought this was gonna be about Chalmers "Spanky" Alford

I knew it was too good to be true

superspaceboy said:

As someone who likes to dole-out a good "spanky", I highly applaud Ms. Ciccone's bravery in trying to take adult, consensual paddling mainstream.

I remember singing along with this on my walkman when I was little. Must've only been like 9 or 10. My mother was in the car with me, and I've never seen her spin around so quickly! Needless to say, she was not amused.

At the time, I knew what the song was about, but I didn't know what the song was about, if you get what I'm saying.

Even as liberal as my parents are, they were a little shook up by a 9 year old saying "Dick, that's an interesting name. My bottom hurts just thinking about it".

jayaredee said:

she did? OK now I have to get the DVD when it comes out.

Ace said:

Right...as cheeky as the song is even oozes a little cheese the lyrics are tops! I mean who could make a song about being spanked fun? I have heard the song so very little in my life..Yet I rememeber the performances of it as well as most of the lyrics.

superspaceboy said:

I wonder if this song would have been more on the Moral Majority's radar if the music were something more akin to "Erotica", for instance? There's some pretty hardcore shit goin' on here ("Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy", etc.).

I don't dig spanking.

CinisterCee said:

It's just that you've not been spanked properly.

superspaceboy said:

Shouldn't you be listening to "Santa Baby"

I remember this song! It was on the Dick Tracy soundtrack!

superspaceboy said:

I like it and the album

it was only after that, that I lost interest... couldn't really get into another Madonna record since

My favorite from I'm Breathless!

superspaceboy said:

one of my fave ever Madonna songs!! I love it

Whether I'm in a club or on my own in the house, I always slap my own ass at that bit after

'She wants you to... even when I've been good to you. SLAP'.

Maybe I should've put that in Calhoun's 'goofy shit' thread.

onenitealone said:

no that was MEANT to be done on that part!!

~slaps Alun's ass~

Natisse said:

SECOND time you've made my eyes pop this week, Missy!

onenitealone said:

you aint seen nothin yet