SHARON Osbourne has launched her most foul-mouthed attack yet on Madonna, accusing the pop queen of looking like "an old hooker".

The X Factor judge laid into the 47-year-old for constantly swapping her image and becoming obsessed with the Kabbalah religious sect.

Sharon, 53, stormed: "It's like dressing up with her.

"One day you're in f***ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a f***ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a f***ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again."

Her rant continued: "For f**k's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent.

"You can't be all things to everyone and true to yourself. I don't care who you are." Mocking Madonna's country house image and lesbian kiss with Britney Spears in a pop video, Sharon spat: "You can't one day be in Horse And Hound and the next in Dyke Weekly."

Sharon, married to rocker Ozzy, said Madge had no business writing "silly" kids' books - and acting prim by not letting her kids watch TV.

She went on: "Oh that's f***ing ridiculous, crap, f*** off - what a load of b*****ks!" The rock boss, recently voted Most Popular Expert at the National TV Awards, hissed: "And writing those painful silly books and reading them to your kids! If my mum came to me with a book like that I'd say, 'F***ing stick it up your a***'. F***ing English Roses - b*****ks."


Sharon has a long history with the Material Girl. Last month she said she'd "like to punch" Madonna, calling her "full of s***".

Sharon also told Word magazine that her father, music manager Don Arden, no longer recognises her.

Arden, 79, who managed Gene Vincent, the Small Faces, Black Sabbath and ELO developed Alzheimer's disease in 2001 - the year he and Sharon ended a 20-year feud. His condition has worsened.

She said: "I saw my dad two weeks ago and now he doesn't know who I am. It's so painful to watch anybody, whether you love them or not, going through that."

Sharon also explained how she spent £3million on cosmetic surgery "to fit in".

She said: "People have no idea how much flippant remarks about overweight people hurt. People feel sorry for drug addicts but they don't feel sorry for food addicts.

"People react to me differently now. Before, I would have doors slammed in my face, 'Hmph, fat cow!' Unfortunate, but true.

"I just wanted to fit in. Now I'm confident. If you're confident, it draws people to you."

"If my mum came to me with a book like that I'd say, 'F***ing stick it up your a***'. F***ing English Roses - b*****ks."

"You can't be all things to everyone and true to yourself. I don't care who you are." Mocking Madonna's country house image and lesbian kiss with Britney Spears in a pop video, Sharon spat: "You can't one day be in Horse And Hound and the next in Dyke Weekly."

i'm sorry, but

Anxiety said:

The whole thing's pretty damned, hilarious...especially the Horse and Hound joke.
I'm sure she and Madonna do yoga together or something.

i'm sorry, but

Uh...I think Madonna can,and should,do whatever the hell she wants

Sharon Osborne is not exactly a perfect role model,anyway

That's why it was the re-invention tour.

She can't deside who she really is. She does jump on the bandwagon a lot. But thats Madonna. If she didn't, she would be Lindsay Lohan.

she makes a point...the age of "reinventing" ones self is kinda over...it reeks of oppurtunism....today's folks arent that naive...maybe innocent is a better word...

but of course her die-hard fams will come to her defense...

sosgemini said:

you're a closet die hard fam
c'mon just admit it
it won't hurt cha

Uh...I think Madonna can,and should,do whatever the hell she wants

Sharon Osborne is not exactly a perfect role model,anyway

Its all a bit obvious though isnt it, attacking madonna because of her many faces. I mean for fucks sake, thats her thing....its a fucking stage act, its not actually her as a person. One thing that struck me about her documentary is that in print she professes to be all these things, all these stupid soundbites, but when you see her being normal, shes just this cheeky girl from michigan still, joking around wanting to be centre of attention. All this other stuff, its just what she does as a job. I dont think shes that fucked up as a person.

Im sure Sharon Loves maddy really. Shes probably just pissed because everyone's talking about madonna's botox and not hers.

again...who would laugh louder at this rant than madonna herself? i think sharon is taking the piss more out of the media than she is out of ol' madge. sharon's not stupid enough to aim at such a big target, and she's smart enough to know how to manipulate the media for the sake of herself and her friends. think about it!

jthad1129 said:

i disagree...a perfect example of someone who has remained herself through it all:



madonna's changing of her image used to be fun when she was in the thick of whats hip..but whenever i see new pics of her new "image" it just smacks of desperation IMHO...i kinda thought that with her cowboy look from Music...but that worked...something about this disco diva look that doesnt come off as hip.

then you're back looking like an old hooker again."