dont front like yall aint see it! ya know ya did!

4 those that really didnt..this shit is gettin wilder and wilder, i love it! its sooooo funny! in this new one the nosy neighbor rosy busts up in their with a spatula and the cop goes back to his place to find out his hilbilly wife been gettin it on with some dude that she done got trapped in the kitchen closet!

I ain't front like I ain't seen it. I really ain't see it. Ya know?

me neither...I really didn't see it...so who ended up getting shot?

missfee said:

gwendolins brother twan came home from prison during the bs and the cop shot him in the shoulder. but he aint go to the hospital, he just put some gauze on it, and then rosy came at the door and sylvester had his gun ready and twan took the cops gun and they was bout to shoot the old biddy!lol

I have to wonder if R. Kelly has any idea how hilarious these are or if he's taking himself 100% seriously.

And there are more chapters to come after this...

Watching Trapped in the Closet is like watching a train wreck. You know it's gonna be bad but you just have to keep on watching. To think there are 12 chapters out on DVD and he said this week that it's now 22 chapters long. Where does all of this end?

pippet said:

i know!!! isnt it great!!!!??!?!

GangstaFam said:

he has to! especially after he done put in the hillbilly wife, twang and all!
i def. think he knows this is hilarious

purplecam said:

12 chapters? that's just crazy

AnckSuNamun said:

it is very crazy. and all of this is happening so fast cause he won't have time to do all this in a couple of months when the trial FINALLY begins.

its sorta like a funny train wreck, if train wrecks can be funny...

purplecam said:[quote]

AnckSuNamun said:

it is very crazy. and all of this is happening so fast cause he won't have time to do all this in a couple of months when the trial FINALLY begins.[/quote]

finally!!!!! its taken for friggin EVER!

He really needs to end this shit!!!!! I think it's just because his new album isn't really generating a lot of hits.

I mean, are people really going to buy this fucking video? 12 chapters?...I mean, I just don't get it.

Oh, and this is coming from an R.Kelly fan.

yeah...it would be nice to see him do some real music....i mean what is next for Kelly? a full-time Las Vegas gig where he can do 6 chapters on Friday nights and the last 6 on Saturday?

Trapped In The Closet is HILARIOUS!! It's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

I haven't seen it and I don't want to see it


...some people just don't know when to stop...

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a trapped in the closet movie soon

Janfriend said:

and u know it....

it'll probably end with the world blowing up and everybody dying..like an independence day type ending...

Found on a blog called People I wanna beat:

"Trapped in the Closet (Oh! Sweet irony! The husband turns out to be gay in part 4!) lingers like Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs when it should've taken a mercy shot in the face at about two and a half minutes. This asshole says he's got 22 chapters done and it's not over yet. Know what should be over? His career."

Well put.

www.beathim.blogspot.com

I went a party a couple of weeks ago and witnessed some guy do a hilarious imation of that thing. He was high as hell, but damn was he even better than ol' man Kelly!

TheSmyrk said:

Amen! Lawd, I can't stand that child-molesting, no soul havin' asswipe!

RipHer2Shreds said:

word, yo.

GangstaFam said:

I think the fact that he takes himself so seriously is what makes it so hilarious.

Okay, I've just seen all 12 chapters yesterday (on DVD), thanx to a good buddy of mine. It was trip how it all ended up. I just have to sum it up by saying that these people need to meet MROe different people....at one point though, you'll trip at how silly it gets in (I think) #8 or 9.

TheSmyrk said:

22?!?! This shit ain't OVA?!?! Goodness.....

There has been talk that it's to become some stage play though.

xpsiter said:

Ah yes, the infamous gospel stage play: the death rattle of an R&B career. Ask Gerald, Montel, Keith, them guys from Silk and Solo, Brian, Johnny Gill and so on and so on...

Every time I hear one of these songs, I almost piss myself! They are too funny! What a God-damn fool!

OMG this is probly the most unintentionally funny piece of trash ive ever heard...

http://www.mtv2.com/#leak/r_kelly

TheSmyrk said:

and lets not forget Regina Belle, the members of XScape and and the other former girl group members.

Kells really needs to stop. Chapters 1-5 were enough.

TheBoyfromtheBand said:

WTF? I though I had heard it all. He said "midget"