I hate to love it. But I do. I can't get My Humps by Black Eyed Peas outta my head, the song nor the video. I know I should hate it. I really want to. But it's hypnotic and infectious and Fergie's actually kinda cute in the video and Fatima's choreography doesn't hurt, although I'd love to see what Ciara would have done with it. Why, God, Why?!!?!

after three cocktails at a dive bar in minneapolis last weekend, i convinced myself that this is the best song ever recorded, because they had the balls to actually release something with the lyric, "don't you like my lovely lady lumps?"

Anxiety said:

It's awful. It's like she's holdin me down and violatin my ears and a huge part of me genuinely likes it. It's all so confusing.

i really want to own this song, but i don't want to pay money for it.

*sigh* Minneapolis. That's like Oz to me. Not the prison, the magical land, except MN has First Avenue and Seventh Street Entry. They didn't tear it down, did they?

TheSmyrk said:

a bunch of us tried to tear the roof off last weekend, but we didn't do much damage.

it's still there.

My God. I would die if my band ever got booked there. I wouldn't make it through the door. It'd be like a vampire tryin to get baptised. My ass would sizzle tryin to get inside.

TheSmyrk said:

A lot of up and coming bands have managed to get booked @ the Seventh Street Entry...my cousin-in-law played there a couple years back

I have to post this whenever I see something about BEP.

Fergie looks like a character from Farscape!

Moonbeam, damn...

Moonbeam said:

That's COLD!

purplecam said:

But you can see it, right?

I TOTALLY SEE IT! Still, it ain't gon stop me from likin it when she make her chest jump at the end. I know Shakira did it first! I still like it...

I heard it last night for the second time ever and I hate it more now. Thank goodness for iPods.

Stymie said:

you don't like the lovely lady lumps?

Anxiety said:

The fact that this is the number one song in the country tells me there is a serious problem.


The bitch ain't got no lovely lady lumps in the first place. She looks like a strung out crack whore.

Stymie said:

See the pic comparison above.

Y'all hard, man, for real!

But I don't know what kinda airbrushin they did in the video, there was a little somethin bouncin around in the undercarriage...

Moonbeam said:

Damn I love you, Beamie.

Stymie said:

I love you too!

And I can't stand Fergie! Every time someone says she's so hot, I just think of Farscape.

Stymie said:

maybe by "lovely lady lumps", she wasn't talking about her boobies.

I think lumps might be a bad choice of words when talkin about breasts. That's like when Vitamin C came out with a song about bein horny called The Itch. What the hell? They have creams for that, homey.

Stymie said:

I find that statement to be quite accurate.

Rhondab said:

She has admitted that she used to be a crystal meth addict post-Wild Orchid-pre-B.E.P..... I know this is kinda bad, but, a lot of people who knew her in her more "voluptous" era joke that that's how she managed to keep off the weight since her more "meaty" days....

this is a travesty of a song. the whole whatcha gonna do with all that ass...all that breast...all that junk stuff...and this gets played on the radio and mtv? yet mtv had the nerve to "ban" janet after the superbowl. ???

i don't get it. i really, really don't get it.

is money the end all and be all of life? honestly, is it all that matters? any kind of dignity, pride, self respect...these things just don't mean as much as money, eh? its really sad. i mean, sure - great - they have a big hit. at what expense?

SassyBritches said:

Exactly.

...another thread on this dumbass song...

Amazingly, I still haven't heard this song.

TheSmyrk said:

I saw the video today. I'm trying to remember what electro song it samples.

Someone post here the picture where she has wet her pants. Just for infantilism's sake.