By now, Im sure u have heard this joint from Monkey Business.
So Orgers, are u gonna Jam it or Slam it?

I actually haven't heard this! Lucky me!

Like everything else they've done since "Where Is the Love?", it stinks.

haven't heard it. but i can tell that it's going to completely suck beyond all comprehension for two reasons:


1. it's called "My Humps"
2. it's by the Black Eyed Peas

So far, I think we've reached a consensus.

aight..so i finally heard a song from these cats..its was a video where they were slamming up against a camera..funky as hell..

what song is this? is it new? who is the sista? is she still with them?

sosgemini said:

that could be any number of BEP videos.

sosgemini said:

if it was funky sounds like it was Joints and Jam from 1998. The singer is Kim Hill who's no longer with them.

Tessa said:

lol...they were walking through streets...and at one point one of the guys starts dancing on the camera/window...

that one dude looks like tommy barbarella circa 1993.

I guess once again i'm in the minority. I dig this song. It kinda has a holla back girl feel to it.

Anxiety said:

His name is Taboo.

dreamfactory313 said:

you know his REAL name is probably lester.

Slam the motherfucker! I fucking hate this song with a passion. Oooooh it gets under my skin. God what a stupid song . And these people around me sing that shit, I want to find a hump to slap them with. God I can't stand that song.

I'm driving home from work and on the radio starts what has to be the worse song I've ever heard. I'm actually laughing out loud because it is so bad. I immediately get on the celly to tell a few of my boyz.....the song?.....you guessed it.....My Humps. BEP is garbage and is a perfect example of the worse that music - not just hip hop - has to offer. MTV creation with no talent....

dancerella said:

"oooh oooh, that's my humps, that's my humps"?

Fergie is so hot!

sosgemini said:

That might be "Let's Get Retarded" (or "...Started" in the U.S.). It's the best song of the newer stuff I've heard.

Haven't actually heard My Humps. Seems like they put out a single a week, huh?

It's very silly. Hopefully, it was intended that way.

MendesCity said:

no way..i know that song..this song was hard..and funked up..it was awesome.....i think jackieblue gave me the right name..i might itunes it to see.

sosgemini said:

Hmm...I'll look for it too. I actually kind of liked the singles from the last album, but this new stuff for the most part is

The Joints & Jam video is featured on one of their sites:

http://www.blackeyedpeas....videos/356

JackieBlue said:

thats it...damn...what happened to this band? this is a kick arse song....is this album worth a purchase? i am loving this song.

One glance at the lyrics will tell you all you need to know.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

I personally feel that this is the most lyrically profound verse:

FunkMistress said:

That song sucks! I can't believe thats the Black Eyed Peas, its along the same line as laffy taffy.

Fergie, and her 'lovely lady lumps'.