1) will he kill himself?
2) will he return to music?
3) will he disappear in a palace?
4) all of the above?

Same as everyone else's, I guess. That glorious thing called Death.

yes...but I have a feeling that it's going to be way to dramatic and all of that...

EMattP said:

Nah! I reckon he'll live to a good age. Eighty-something-or-other.

I'm a bit confused as to how MJ returning to music means his life ends.

TheFrog said:

Yeah, I just picked up on that.

EMattP said:

None of the above!!!

1) he will molest a boy and get jailed and die in jail
2) change his taste and go for men his age catch AIDS and be doomed
3) marry the arab prince and live happily ever after
4) commite suiside rite b4 he releases his album in the hope his death makes the sales spike

asg said:

It was only a matter of time...

darth vader will pick him up and throw him over a bannister.

Anxiety said:

He may look like this when he hits.

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I just figured somebody was gonna dangle him outside of a hotel balcony Window.....


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asg said:

You were that one releasing the doves outside the courtroom, eh?

paligap said:

Wouldn't that be karma?

I nominate former Vanilla Ice dangler...



.. Suge Knight.

You FOOL!! Michael Jackson will never die! He's not organic like most of us, he's kinda like tupperware.

Trick question! He still sleeps in one of these:

CinisterCee said:

That's just an extravagent penis pump!

CinisterCee said:

Thats is just nothing more then a dish washer since u have to clean up the tupperware often

You're debating on how Michael Jackson's life is gonna end? What is wrong with you people?

Cloudbuster said:

Yes...but I shudder at the thought of what he'll look like by then.

He'll be Freeze Dried and Reconstituted upon the 100 anniversary of Thriller...however something will go horribly wrong and he'll end up being a pile of mush.

superspaceboy said:

and rumors will once again surface that he may be collaborating with prince.

He'll probably croak sooner or later from painkillers or anorexia.

squiddyren said:

yo. on the serious tip, I thought he was close to killing himself with painkillers in the mid 90s.

CinisterCee said:

You're right, and if I didn't know any better, judging by his actions and image in the Bashir interview and at the 30th Anniversary show, he's still most likely abusing them. His ass is gonna die if he doesn't knock it off and gain some poundage while he's at it.

Did no one see when Gladys Knight talked about Michael being ill and it was more than back problems? I don't know if it was the Lupus thing or what but it was very ominous. This was post one of those shows on BET. The one where she got honored a few months ago. I feel like I'm the only person that saw that.

Gladys Knight - Jackson Should Reveal Just How Ill He Is!
July 1, 2005, 6:26:10

KNIGHT URGES JACKSONS TO REVEAL THE EXTENT OF MICHAEL'S ILLNESS
GLADYS KNIGHT is urging MICHAEL JACKSON's family to come clean about the pop superstar's health because she worries they're playing down his physical problems.

The soul legend phoned in support to Jackson during his recent child molestation trial, and she's now praying for his recovery so he can get back to making the music she loves.
But Knight insists her pal needs a little health help so he can get back on his feet.

She says, "It's been hard for me to watch (the trial coverage) because I knew the Jacksons and I watched Michael grow into his music... and then I watched him retreat and become an introvert.
"Then I watched him find his music again and it became his life and we sucked him dry for everything he was worth, not realising that he didn't have a life. Where could he go?

"We used to sit in the office - we had the same manager - and the young man had never been to a baseball game. We don't take these questions and lay them out on the table when people are in trouble. "As a people, we have a responsibility too - to look past certain things, rather than take, take, take. If he has a problem, let's see about helping, that kind of thing and not just saying, 'Oh, I hope he goes to jail.' "I talked to him a couple of times during the trial and he's really sick. I don't know why they don't bring that out. Physically, it's not an act... I just pray for him all the time."

The Soul legend is looking to extend her stay in Las Vegas, Nevada as a further tribute to African-American stars who once couldn't get a hotel room on The Strip. The singer has spent five years as one of the biggest attractions in Sin City and she's hoping to stay there for many years to come.

And Knight loves the fact she's the first African-American artist to have a residency in the centre of the desert mecca. She says, "It's for SAMMY (DAVIS JR) and ELLA (FITZGERALD) and SARAH (VAUGHAN), all of those people that came before us that could not even live on The Strip. "To be consistently on The Strip, in the heart of The Strip, has never been done by an African-American artist. "I don't think they were expecting it to become the number one show in Vegas. I felt good about what we were doing... We've held that A-rating since the first six months after we opened."

He will die on the planet he was taken to. You see, the real MJ was abducted by aliens back in 1983, and replaced with a shape-shifting alien imposter. In order to hold his human form, the doppleganger must feed upon the life-force of young boys. Of course, as time has gone on, the alien has started losing his ability to keep up his MJ facade. Slowly, but surely, he is reverting to his true alien appearance. I suspect the government will eventually catch on and take the fake MJ into custody, where he will be dissected.

soory, but - this has to be dumbest-most pointless topic/MJ thread I have ever seen...

goat2004 said:

So think the other 26 people who responded and over 200 that viewed.

trust me there are WAY dumber MJ threads I have seen....Like "I think MJ is Hot" thread.

superspaceboy said: