Both kinda skinny, wimpy lookin guys. This picture makes Thom look a little nutty, but I think Clay, despite his public persona, has a lot of built up aggression inside. What do ya'll think?


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Very thought provoking thread, AS ALWAYS Dook.


Tom is shrouded in mystery. He's also plagued by his demons.

But Clay is amerca's favorite Closet Case (Sorry Tom Cruise, but you've been demoted after the whol Opra show crap).

But in the end, I think Clay would get his lilly ass kicked.

Mr 777,
Your insight into these pressing matters are always impressive. However, I'm not so sure that you can be so certain about Thom winning the fight. Though Clay lacks in brute force and aggression, his agility and fluid motion MUST come into play. Thom has neither the finesse nor the agility of Clay (realistically speaking, not many do) so I think this match might be slightly closer than you imply...

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

Agility?
He's practically flaling around, flapping his little butterfly wings about.

I've seen Asian Hip Hop Gangsta wannabes with more coordination at square dances! (really, I have).

No, Thom wins effortlessly. Sure he moves slow, and he slouches alot. But get to close to him, and that bitch will cut you!

Imago777 said:

BITE YOUR TONGUE!!! No one - I mean NO ONE - talks that way about Clay Aiken around me and gets away with it!!!!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You've chosen your heros poorly.


THom THom THom THom!!

ImagoMind777 said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

ImagoMind777 said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

ImagoMind777 said:

Thom would still win.
It's one vote for Thom.
and
It's one vote for Clay, but since your the fascilitator on this thread, it doesn't count.


Thom wins.

ImagoMind777 said:

Clay would make fun of the eyes, and it would be over.

Thom would win, of course, by a mile. Without ever throwing a punch.

He'd grab Clay by the collar and whisper that mysterious phrase that made everybody lie down in the "Just" video. Clay -- riddled with woe -- would do the same thing in capitulation.

Thom would walk over and lean over the prone Mr. Aiken, and intone:


"This is what you get... when you mess with us..."

Clay will scarch your eyes out after beating you with his handbag.

In passing, I saw an issue of TV Guide with Clay Aiken and it sounded as if he were coming out. On the cover was something like an exclusive and a quote from him saying he wished he could be in love with someone enough to write them a love song or something....I'm sure he said nothing but the magazine is hinting at what most people think! I think only Clay and his fans will truly be the last to know!

VinnyM27 said:

You're serious. I mean, about Clay winning.

ImagoMind777 said:

Looks like it's 2 to 1! Winner: CLAY!!!!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Um, no??
THreadbear went with Thom as well.

That's 2 and 2, minus you which puts it at 2 to 1 in my favor.

ImagoMind777 said:

Vinny counts at 2.

clay would mouse or pomade thom to death.

Christopher said:

Hello

Hotlegs said:

my clay pic didnt show up.it was him and ryan seacrest sitting down...and clay was lookin all "oh,no he didnt! "

Christopher said:

Christopher said:

Amateur!

Imago777 said:

I like this guy!

Is there something wrong with me????

Cheek said:

@ cheek.





Your vote is for Thom, right?

ImagoMind777 said:

Damn right!!!

Cheek said:

nothing wrong with you..id let thom sample my jesus juice anytime...


and clay cant even win American Idol..how the fuck is he gonna win a fight against Thom?

my vote: Sex-a Thom...

sosgemini said:

Cheek said:

Why do all of Dooks threads end up so gay?


Thom wins! Thom wins!