you know something good is coming at the end after you get through all the banal lyrics, right? r kelly a genius!!!!

Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
Runnin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I have an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exception
I said this is some bull...as he gave me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love ya, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And thats when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...

ZZZZZ

Hope you're being sarcastic in saying that he's a genius...

jjam said:

ummm, yeah. that's what the little face next to the statement was about.

it probably was a leftover rubber from when he was banging some pre-pubescent girl.

jjam said:

R. Kelly is a genius. He's a R&B genius.

Missed the face.
Got a hungover brain today.

OnionJuice said:

Bullshit! No, he's not.

I've intentionally avoided hearing this song. Are those really the lyrics?

RipHer2Shreds said:

Yes Dan. Those are the real lyrics. I wish I could hear the subliminal mind control R uses to get people to buy bullshit like this song. How many muthafuckin' times is he going to use the same theme in one of his songs?

Stymie said:

Hi, Ivy!

Stymie said:

Yes the fuck he is! R. Kelly is undenial-ably the King of R&B in case you dont know. Despite the disgusting underage girl shit, that doesn't take away from his creativity. He can sing, write and produce, and sing to ANY beat no matter how it goes and make it a hit - not to mention he's made alot of hits for alot of other artist (both singers & rappers) over the past decade. Who else to do it all like R Kelly? Gospel songs, inspirational songs, grind songs, love songs, step songs, dance songs, deep songs, etc. and make them ALL worldwide hits. Name one of other R&B artist who can fuck with him and I betcha Kellz gave that artist a song.

lol,i like it-did u hear part 5 a little bit of a let down 4 it 2 be the conclusion but he did get the point out in it-

OnionJuice said:

Hits do not a genius make. 20 years from now, will we be talking about Trapped In The Closet or Feeling On Yo' Booty? Hell no. Genius is folks like Marley or Gaye or Sly, not a perverted motherfucker with ten misogynistic songs on a album and one God song. He disrepsects women on the regular and in my opinion, his shit should be sitting in the cut-out bin.I am so fucking disappointed Charlie Wilson worked with the motherfucker that straight jacked his style.

OnionJuice said:

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R-Kelly is not a genius. A genius would be a trend setter what trend as R Kelly started? He has been successful because most of his peers suck. He came along in the RnB game when he had little or no real competition.

Just look at those stupid-ass lyrics and the same old tired music. Even in Prince's most porno moment I don't think he wrote anything so crass, unsexy or stupid.

In addtion, I find the fact the my fellow African-Americans feel that he is a genius embarassing.
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laurarichardson said:

Not a goddamned one. Oh wait a minute....he started a trend of making 50 songs about the same damn thing.

Stymie said:

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My point exactly. 50 songs that sound the same and are about the same thing. I will be so glad when he goes to jail

laurarichardson said:

It seems so funny that most folks want a fair and speedy trial and this motherfucker seems to keep putting his off.

OnionJuice said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

My sides.

Stymie said:

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It just take money and the fact that the young girl is black. Just more racist crap in the good old USA.

Stymie said:

Can you see the future ten years from now? Hell no.

OnionJuice said:

I know a classic song when I hear one and I haven't heard any song by R Kelly that would qualify as one. My opinion. I like my music with substance and my funk multi-layered and Mr. Kelly's music has neither.

OnionJuice said:

I can. R Kelly has been around about that amount of time and most folks think he's a asshole now, if i can muster the energy to remember him in ten years time, i'd say he'll be a legendary asshole. But certainly no genius.

Name one original or innovative thing he's done in music to quantify his 'genius' status.

nada.

Marrk said:

Stymie said:

That still doesnt answer my question. Fuck all that opininated shit about how you think he's an asshole. Can y'all see the future 10 years from now??

laurarichardson said:

I looked up the word genius, there was like six different meanings of the word and NONE of them said anything about about setting trends. LOL! @ all y'all tryna ride with that fake excuse. But do you know what the "trend" would be in this case? Almost every artist running to R. Kelly for a song or tryna get him go sing a hook on your song and even sampling his music. What is that to you? Whats even more funny to me is that none of y'all see that. All of y'all are living under a rock. BTW, who started that whole "Mr. Bigg" thing? Who made a great artist like Ron Isley wanna officially adapt that alias? Hell, whose even given the Isley Brothers hits? On just about every R&B/rap album coming nowadays, who as a song written, produced or featuring R. Kelly? Most.




R. Kelly's lyrics ain't stupid, there just straight-forward (like Milli Jackson) - he doesnt make his lyrics all peotic to the point were you cant understand what the fuck he's talkin about. He makes songs that his people can relate to. So if you find it embarassing that your fellow black people would consider R. Kelly a genius, then we're ashamed of you for saying that.

I aint sayin R. Kelly's a genius just because he makes hits or makes the best love songs, but because he's extremely creative in his music. He take a different approach that other artists is scared to take.



Y'all shouldnt even be debating whether he's a genius or not cause y'all dont even like R. Kelly for other reasons. Y'all wanna bring up the sextape and bring up other artists like Prince, Sly, & Bob Marley. What kinda shit is that?

Truthfully, y'all seem to love anything that's rock-fused with an electric guitar. Im not even takin yall serious cause I come to this board everyday and I always see somebody dissing R&B. Yall dont even know what the fuck y'all are talkin about.
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Stymie said:

You know whats even funnier? Out of all the responses Ive gotten, NONE OF Y'ALL have even made a valid point.

Stymie said:

No, you just know a song that you like when you hear one. You just have your own taste of music. Sound like you just contradicted yourself.

OnionJuice said:[quote]

laurarichardson said:

Dude, you gotta be kidding. I know more about R&B music in my pinkie toe than you know in your entire body. you have not ever seen me as Stymie or TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs diss R&B music either. Who gave Isleys hits? They were doing their own thing since the 50s before R Kelly's ass was even born. They were legends before they even heard of R Kelly's sorry ass. Before I knew about the sex tape, I thought R Kelly's lyrics were insulting to women and fucking juvenile to say the least. I brought Marley and Sly they were geniuses.

I may not be able to see 10 years into the futre but I can see 10 years into the past. where's R Kelly's classics from those ten years?

I don't know what I'm talking about. Fuck outta here with that.

OnionJuice said:

And you have?

OnionJuice said:

Where did I contradict myself? Classic implies that the public in general believes it's classic. Name one R Kelly classic song?